Hallmark & Jess

Everyone wants to know: WHO IS H.T. COWELL?!? Well, don't worry. We're on the case! We're also talking brownies, weird breakups, and even more Halloween parties! Tune in!

If you're like us and liked Rocky Mountain Christmas, then this movie is for you! We're talking Halloween costumes and the best way to show your partner affection. Tune in!

Oh, Christmas. How do we love thee? Let us count the ways with Christmas List! This week, we welcome special guest Rachel Wagner from the Hallmarkies Podcast to talk unique mistletoe, skating, and horrible fundraisers!

We're returning to the safety of a Lacey movie and talking goats, goats, and go on a bit of a tangent about goats! Plus, Mark creates a theme song for his adventures with a goat! Goats!

Grab your Santa hat and beard because it's time for some Christmas magic! In this super-sized episode, we're talking theater screw ups, owl attacks, and the true meaning of Christmas!

We cannot tell a lie; we absolutely watched this movie! Plus, we're reading fan mail, telling embarrassing kissing stories, and triggering everyone with politics opinions! Don't miss it!

It's the start of our Alicia Witt series, and we're talking sober karaoke, family holidays with your significant other, and is Mark in love?

We're back with a movie that tried its best to depress us, but we overcame! We're talking allergies, games in Texas, and the 7 wonders of the world! Tune in!

It's the movie where the leading man is named Doug...or Todd...Thaddeus? Whatever it is, we know for sure there are absolutely no sibling relationships in this movie! What more do you need to hear?

Get your boot stockings and light the trees because we're talking Rocky Mountain Christmas! Mark and Jess talk karaoke adventures, small town traditions, and possible spinoff movie ideas! Tune in!

Lions and elephants, and giraffes, oh my! We watched Love on Safari, and we're talking near death experiences, what to pack for trips, and yet another weird sibling relationship!

This movie might have been a bore, but this episode is anything but! We're talking vacations, boxed wine adventures, nu metal cover bands and MUUUUUURRRRDDEEERR?!?!?!? It's all here!

Now we've reached the cream of the crop and The Tree that Saved Christmas! Jessica and Mark throw down on their final seven favorites in the battle of charmingly cheesy movies. Who will come out on top? Tune in to find out!

This is it. It's time for our definitive ranking of all 14 Lacey Chabert movies that we've seen so far. This week, we cover #14 through #7 and still have time to talk about the trials and tribulations of getting your hair cut. Who will be banished to the bottom of our lists? How much will we disagree? Tune in to find out.

Get your fireworks ready because it's time to talk about dead spouses! Wait...what? It's "The Color of Rain", and Jessica and Mark are giving more parenting advice and sharing family catchphrases! Shout out, as always, to 50 and Drake!

Grab your pancakes and drink your syrup because we're talking Moonlight in Vermont! Jessica and Mark also make some wine recommendations, talking about romantic getaways, and educate the world on short celebrities! You don't want to miss it!

Proving that she was amazing from the start, it's Lacey's first Hallmark movie! Mark and Jess talk fighting, therapy, and jobs as villains. Plus, does Mark try to completely change his point during an argument?!? Tune in to find out!

Come with Mark and Jess as they revisit the land of B & B's! They're talking the desperate need for counseling in Hallmark movies and how great Tommy is at all times! It's going to be very inn-teresting!

We're going back to basics, and it is totally worth it! Jess and Mark talk bed and breakfasts, adorable and dumb goats, and get serenaded by an ice cream truck! Welcome back, Lacey Hallmark movies!

We're wearing pink today and doing our very first live commentary of Mean Girls! We reflect back on our high school days (good and bad) and give more great parenting advice! Grab your burn books and tune in!