Morning Wood

What is Elijah's favorite ice cream topping!? The Termites and their first male (what is that?) guest, John Warder, graze on five year plans, Alex Morgan, woodworking, butt donuts, clown dolls, and mouth games. FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2 Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Muc2ltcGxlY2FzdC5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvNzQ4OC9yc3M Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUo Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr

The Termites are joined by their bud, Nicole Abate, to pinoint Elijah Wood's favorite Ryan! Together they scurry through prom, constant talking, Jesus Korn, human Pomeranians, sexy Dobby, and overly-specific IMDB lists. FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2 Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Muc2ltcGxlY2FzdC5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvNzQ4OC9yc3M Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUo Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr

What is Elijah Wood's favorite on-screen kiss?! The Termites and special guest, Linda DeFord, aka Lara's mom, mack on parental burping, the Coneheads, off-screen chemistry, giant crabs, Meg Ryan, and a dumb brain in a cute body. FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2 Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Muc2ltcGxlY2FzdC5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvNzQ4OC9yc3M Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUo Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr

Season 3 of Morning Wood is here! The Termites swing through Elijah Wood's favorite rollerblading city and do sick tricks on the Tasmanian Devil, Tinder, antiquing, letter jackets, Soap shoes, and space popcorn. FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2 Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Muc2ltcGxlY2FzdC5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvNzQ4OC9yc3M Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUo Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr

It's the season two finale! The Termites and their inaugural guest, Pamela Price, identify Elijah Wood's favorite twins and duplicate tampons, sex hotlines, marketing ploys, shock jocks, clubbing, lesbian movies, and Canadians. FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2 Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUo Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Muc2ltcGxlY2FzdC5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvNzQ4OC9yc3M Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr

The Termites excavate Elijah Wood's favorite dinosaur and uncover girls night, ideal dating scenarios, the inspiration of Barney, ball-shaped humans for hippos, and Miley Cyrus' lip balm support. FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2 Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUo Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Muc2ltcGxlY2FzdC5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvNzQ4OC9yc3M Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr

What is Elijah Wood's favorite Taco Bell item? The Termites snack on weird neighbors, taste tests, Pirates of the Caribbean, oversharing, sacks of cheese, and Slappy-Slap the cabbage man. FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2 Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUo Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Muc2ltcGxlY2FzdC5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvNzQ4OC9yc3M Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr

What is Elijah Wood's favorite Christmas movie? The Termites sled through cruel Star Wars fandom, bestiality with fishes, the circus, swimming with leeches, winning at dreams, and puppets. FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2 Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUo Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Muc2ltcGxlY2FzdC5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvNzQ4OC9yc3M Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr

A listener suggested topic - what is Elijah Wood's favorite cocktail!? The Termites sip on 1800s fun, fireworks, autocorrected names, huffing cat pee, the history of the car, how to live life, and a fan-made Morning Wood drinking game (thank you!). FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2 Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUo Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Muc2ltcGxlY2FzdC5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvNzQ4OC9yc3M Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr

The Termites join Elijah Wood's favorite cult and dive into bad medicine, a better version of Kyle XY, horseshoe theory, Mary-Kate and Ashley, a groomer named Drake, and disgusting apples. FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2 Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUo Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Muc2ltcGxlY2FzdC5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvNzQ4OC9yc3M Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr

What is Elijah Wood's favorite holiday song? The Termites prance around devolved dogs, runt chunks, Chipotle metaphors, grocery store music, mom feet, '80s greasiness, and Wife Swap: Christmas Edition. FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2 Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUo Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Muc2ltcGxlY2FzdC5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvNzQ4OC9yc3M Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr

The Termites inject themselves with Elijah Wood's favorite vaccine and immunize against baby talk, catfishing, correlation vs causation, pigeons, the etymology of chickenpox, sugar parents, and the Tour de France. FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2 Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUo Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Muc2ltcGxlY2FzdC5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvNzQ4OC9yc3M Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr

What is Elijah Wood's favorite Thanksgiving side? The Termites wolf down complicated feelings about the holiday, being a woman with short hair, thoughts on raisins, football jerk-off sessions, surprise turkeys, and bean card games. FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2 Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUo Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Muc2ltcGxlY2FzdC5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvNzQ4OC9yc3M Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr

It's the first listener suggested topic - who is Elijah Wood's favorite superhero!? The Termites chow down on siphonophores, the Donkey Kong family tree, dating history, school intercom personalities, Tom Holland, McDonald's characters, and deep-throating baby carrots. FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2 Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUo Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Muc2ltcGxlY2FzdC5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvNzQ4OC9yc3M Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr

What is Elijah Wood's favorite music festival? The Termites jam out to bad doctor experiences, body-shaming, riot grrrl bands, semester at sea, boob sweat, having emotions, the Kardashians, and colonialism. FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2 Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUo Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Muc2ltcGxlY2FzdC5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvNzQ4OC9yc3M Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr

It is Halloween! The Termites carve out Elijah's favorite Halloween candy and slice into body hair, lame comic book characters, trying a new look, deathbed feasts, trick-or-treating as an adult, banana facts, and costumed hookups. FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2 Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUo Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Muc2ltcGxlY2FzdC5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvNzQ4OC9yc3M Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr

What is Elijah Wood's favorite high school TV drama (-lama-ding-dong)?! The Termites teethe on makeup, experiencing elements of TV shows in real life, spotting Ben and Fred Savage, incestuous dating within a friend group, Chad Michael Murray's eyes, and 7-Eleven as the ideal hangout spot. FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2 Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUo Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Muc2ltcGxlY2FzdC5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvNzQ4OC9yc3M Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr

The Termites scuttle through Elijah's favorite traumatizing children's movie and tip-toe among constant crying, adult movie theaters, limited exposure to video games, boss babies, punk parents, strategic child borrowing, and passions for orca whales. FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2 Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUo Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Muc2ltcGxlY2FzdC5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvNzQ4OC9yc3M Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr

The Termites are back for season 2, baby! Join them as they devour Elijah Wood's favorite monster and digest Count Chocula's living situation, human barns, tiny boats, the claim that yams are marshmallows, the "power farmer," how to casually use terms of endearment, and impaling. FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod ALSO LISTEN ON: Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUo Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/m/I75ouseggsiscvfnc6pgf55nklu?t=Morning_Wood Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2

It's the season one finale! The Termites belt out Elijah Wood's favorite karaoke song and climb through wet hair, Chinese health practices, cockblocking, unexpected date scenarios, Sleep Number beds, and what constitutes a "discography." FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2 Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUo Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Muc2ltcGxlY2FzdC5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvNzQ4OC9yc3M Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr