Trashed Talk

The guys go spooky lite in anticipation of October with the 1993 ghoul sequel Addams Family Values. Just a bunch of drunk Festers wishing they were Gomez.

The guys go on a nostalgia-filled romp through Outworld, discussing both the Mortal Kombat films while Joey yearns for a fatality to take him out of the experience entirely. GET OVER HERE! and give it a listen.

The boys talk John Carpenter's libertarian wet dream, "Escape From New York" (1981), and spend half the time super grateful they're not watching Escape From LA instead. 

Adam and Michael gush over Luc Besson's Fifth Element while Joey fails to understand why it was chosen. His attitude throughout the episode can be safely characterized as anything but super green.

Man oh man, the boys are gonna need a little more beer than usual to deal with the ending of Frank Darabont's "The Mist". This episode teaches us the important lesson that life is terrible and nothing matters. Enjoy!

It's Michael's Dad's birthday, so the guys spread a little cheer by taking his favorite movie, Young Frankenstein, for a drive. It ends up feeling like everyone's birthday because what a great movie.

The guys throw back some hooch and talk 2011's Cabin in the Woods. Is this real life or are scientists watching three drunk clowns stumble through a podcast as part of some sad ritualistic sacrifice? What a terrible job.

The guys drink and talk 1990's Total Recall and spend more time than Joey cared to hashing out the last season of Game of Thrones. Terrible Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions abound.

The boys are super onboard with The Crow, and it's in at least their top seven favorite movies released in 1994. Fire it up! Fire it up! Fire it up!

In their first BAC episode, the guys get intoxicated well beyond the limitations of the human body to rant and rave about the movie that stole their childhood from them, Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace.

The boys summon Beetlejuice and it takes over an hour for him to show himself but that's less a criticism of his work ethic and more a referendum on their ability to stay on topic. Michael's sober for the first time in his adult life.  

Joey tries to convince Michael that Dazed and Confused is truly iconic and Michael basically hears him out. Spoiler alert: Adam returns and joins forces against Michael. How predictable.

The boys slam back some tall cold ones and dive into 1999's The Mummy, learning in real time that Billy Zane does not in fact play the Mummy and wondering where all the Brendan Frasers have gone. 

The guys drink and talk about the Roman emperor Caligula. You might laugh, you'll probably cry, you'll definitely drink more than is advisable. One thing you won't do: learn anything about Caligula.

Joey and Michael fawn over Paul Verhoeven's Starship Troopers while Adam remains stubbornly unconvinced. Would you like to know more?

Joey and Michael throw Adam, armed with nothing but his ignorance of the entire plot, into a choose your own adventure (spoiler alert: he dies)

The guys welcome Adam to the hell they've created for themselves and babble about Edgar Wright's Cornetto Trilogy for about 35 minutes too long.

The boys take the trash pod on its maiden voyage. Expectations are set.