Pitch Hunt

Everyone loves famous people. Everyone loves movies. It stands to reason, then, that the most popular and financially lucrative films ever made have all been a beautiful marriage of those two indelible truths. Biopics have been box office darlings since day one, and Pitch Hunt decided that this is as good a time as any to jump on the gravy train and give Hollywood a chance to consider three dynamite subjects who have flabbergastingly never been properly probed on the silver screen. Sit back, relax, and knock back a couple ice cold Yoo-hoos while our hosts serenade your ears with…Listen Now!Episode 32: BioPic

The Pitch is back, baby. Fresh off their latest unplanned hiatus, our three dreamy cohosts are back at it with stories that will lighten the mood and allow your mind to wander through faraway lands and mystical moments. Rest assured, our boys in beige sharing stories and weaving yarns will offer a fine dose of de-stressifying tastiness to ease your mind.

Astute listeners of Pitch Hunt may have noticed a trend that began lo these many months ago: when it is a ten, there is a Ted. And this ten is no exception. That’s right, master guest pitcher Ted Meyer is back at it again with another solo pitch with all the twists, turns, and historical tie-ins that have become his signature style. This time Ted transports us through the murky annals of time way back to the revolutionary era to weave a tale so nice you may have to listen twice to follow all the whiplash-inducing curves of a truly…Listen Now!Episode 30: Bells of Freedom

On the eve of the much-anticipated 3rd edition of Ted on the 10s, Pitch Hunt scored arguably their biggest guest yet – Luke’s college friend Madison, a Broadway actress who happened to be in Luke’s neck of the woods filming a mysterious new series for Amazon Prime. At her request, our three improvisationally inclined cohosts pull a trio of inspired pitches about nasty ladies from their hineys in the hopes of impressing an industry insider and redefining the time-honored mean girl film genre.

The lights are dim. The audience holds its collective breath. The smell of tension and maybe a little tiny bit of pee permeate the air. What’s going on? That’s right. You’re watching a spooky flick. Adrenaline junkies who don’t want to get off their couch, folks who just wanna get a good scare, and empty, hollow husks of people who are unable to feel anything but the primal thrill of fear alike flock to the latest greatest spookfests to drink up that delectable dread. This week on Pitch Hunt, Jakob, Luke, and guest pitcher Ted (filling in for a honeymooning…Listen Now!Episode 28: Spooky

Romantic Comedies are like pine trees. Reliable, crowd-pleasing, and a lil bit sappy. Whether it be a lovesick teen or a crotchety old fart, everyone with a heart that can be softened and a ticklish funnybone can be convinced to relax and enjoy a good old fashioned rom-com on a rainy day. This week on Pitch Hunt, your three favorite yarn-spinners propose a trio of films that are sure to raiste both your spirits and your libidos.

War. What is it good for? Depends on who you ask. According to Edwin Starr, absolutely nothing. According to Quora.com. “Wars are fought for survival, or to prevent one group from being subjugated by another”. According to the greatest minds of Pitch Hunt nation, wars can be the setting for poignant films that explore the very nature of conflict, humanity, and the meaning of life. That’s right, this week on Pitch Hunt our philosophically-minded cohosts tackle the tricky subject of war with exactly the gravitas and nuance you’d expect, pitching three films that may make the world a more peaceful and…Listen Now!Episode 26: War

Holy Matrimony. The intertwining of two souls. A big sloppy party full of friends, family, and frenemies all jam packed together into a stressful but magical endeavor of vow-making and picture taking. Weddings are more than just expensive expressions of love, they’re also events rife with opportunities for intrigue, drama, and sweet sultry debauchery. This week on Pitch Hunt our newly wedded Willy and his heretofore unwedded cohosts tap into that rich vein and pitch a trio of films that will leave you laughing, crying, and spontaneously throwing rice, bouquets, and garters to the wind.

In 2019, blockbusters rule the world of film. The formula is simple: start a franchise, build your franchise, throw money at your franchise, and then step back and watch the buckaroonies roll on in. As a wise man once said – you gotta spend some chedda to make some chedda. But what about those filmmakers who don’t have pockets lined with gold? Is there still a place in Hollywood for auteurs and their passion projects? Here at Pitch Hunt we answer with a resounding “POSSIBLY”, and utilize that confidence to pitch three little movies that just might turn the tables…Listen Now!Episode 24: Microbudget

Nobody asked, yet we answered. Just when you strongly suspected Pitch Hunt was dead, we’re back with a vengeance — and with hands-down the steamiest, most spine-tingling and adrenaline pounding episode of any podcast ever in the history of podcasting. Strap in and prepare to get down and dirty with our kinky kohosts as they celebrate the return from their semi-planned 3-month hiatus with an episode that may just change the way you think about life, love, and everything in between.

Week after week, our hosts pitch flawless film ideas. They’re so flawless that our savvy fan base has begun to wonder: Do these fellas have a kryptonite? Listen to Pitch Hunt’s superhero plots to find out. SPOILER ALERT: the answer is no. This trio of hosts is straight up invincible.

No actor is more excellent. No man is more beautiful. That’s right, folks. It’s a Keanu “Cool Breeze Over the Mountains” Reeves episode. This week, our hosts pitch the big man’s next 3 cinematic masterworks.

This week it’s Pitch Hunt’s 20th episode, and shrewd listeners know what that means: It’s time once again for TED ON THE TENS™. That’s right – our dear friend, master pitcher and visionary Ted Meyer is back at it again, this time pitching his dream Batman feature. Will there be Batman? You best bet your britches. Will there be action? Better believe it. Technical difficulties? In spades. One thing’s for certain, though. This is an episode that, like a well thrown batarang, cannot be missed.

As always, Nic Cage transformed feelings into words better than anyone else could ever hope to with this iconic line: “I’M A VAMPIRE! I’M A VAMPIRE! I’M A VAMPIRE! I’M A VAMPIRE! I’M A VAMPIRE! I’M A VAMPIRE!”. You guessed it – this week on Pitch Hunt our undead hosts pitch three of the spookiest and most unexpected vampire flicks ever conceived. Be warned — you’d be wise to set aside some dry pantaloons for this one.

Unless you’re wildly unfortunate and fall into a coma at birth only to be revived decades later a fully grown human person, every one of us on this great green earth has experienced the joy, pain, and lessons of childhood. For so many of us, animated films were a major part of that strange and sometimes hormone-addled period of our lives, with the movies we watched growing up leaving an indelible mark on our psyches. This week on Pitch Hunt our angsty cohosts push the boundaries of both decency and technology as they reminisce about animated films past and pitch…Listen Now!Episode 18: Animation

Sport. The ultimate test of strength vs. strength, speed vs. speed, cunning vs dastardly cunning. There’s something deep within so many human souls that craves the thrill of competition and reigning victorious over those with lesser skill. Hollywood has a long history of attempting to tap into this primal desire and producing films that attempt to capture the ecstasy of victory and/or agony of defeat, but until this week on Pitch Hunt that premise has never truly come to glorious fruition. Our champion cohosts wax poetic about athletic days of yore and pitch three movies that are sure to leave…Listen Now!Episode 17: Sports

Sharknado. Birdemic: Shock and Terror. Mega Shark Versus Giant Octopus. Thanks to the titanic response to films like these tentpoles, B Movies have been seeing a(n) (un)fortunate revival in modern cinema. In an age in which mega-budget blockbusters are annihilating box office records left, right, and center, there’s still a special place in moviegoers’ hearts for the kind of low-budget low-brow schlock that can only be harvested from the depraved minds of Hollywood’s rejects. This week on Pitch Hunt our spurned cohosts pitch three garbage-tier masterpieces and explore the line tread by flicks that are so stupid they just might…Listen Now!Episode 16: B Movie

What is there to say about Action Comedy films that hasn’t been said already? This sublime marriage of two of Hollywoodland’s favorite genres has produced some of the most beloved films and franchises around, by simultaneously activating audience’s adrenaline and tickling their funnybones. This week on Pitch Hunt our multitasking cohosts aim to do exactly that, and pitch three goofy pulse-pounders that are sure to redefine one of cinema’s most trusted combos.

Nicolas Cage has everything an actor needs: charisma, ravishing good looks, wit, and a desperate need for cash to care for his menagerie of exotic pets and possessions and 20+ properties – which include 15 mansions, two castles, and a pair of Bahamian islands. Over his 38-year acting career, Nic has captured the hearts and minds of audiences the world over, and on this week’s Pitch Hunt, our fanboy cohosts pitch what could be the next chapter in the prolific career of one of Hollywood’s most beloved icons.

WAKE UP, SHEEPLE! Conspiracies abound in this mysterious world, and who’s to say that the creators of the computer simulation that we’re all living in aren’t just testing our tiny brains to see who’s worthy of seeing the REAL TRUTH? Join our woke cohosts this week as they explore the gritty underworld and expose some of the most nefarious and shocking ideas ever pitched.