Pod Fiction

Oh zombie pigs, oh zombie pigs.. please don't cause the apocalypse. We sure do love us some headlines. Art some point the hosts think Hitler moved to Colorado and if zombie movies ever teach you anything, please let it be to go for the head.  On a serious note there needs to be more talk about mental health, and what toxic masculinity is, and isn't. Ladies and gentlemen, regardless of what ales our country right now, all men are not the enemy.  Don't forget to SUBSCRIBE to the podcast and leave us a review to let us know you're listening! 

Headline speculations!! Mashed potatoes and throwing babies, what more could you ask for in your daily news. Oh and incels are gross.   Our twenties. Our thirties. The parties are different, Netflix and chill means two different things, and although turning 30 is a party mans death sentence, in this decade we have meditation music to look forward to. Welcome to your thirties. 

So much nerd-ing out on this episode. The guys get into a few different shows they love, and are offensive as possible. Remington had a man crush on Opie, yogi's should really focus on their breathing according to guru Brandon, and Neegan has stolen our hearts. Game of Thrones final season drops this Sunday and boy are we excited. Thank God for HBO. 

If you're going to meander your way into my house to fall asleep, go all out. Use the couch. MAGA hats, swords and civil war that doesn't include Iron Man or Captain America. A little 20 minute Tuesday for the quickie we all deserve. Don't forget to Review and Subscribe!  

Trump said windmill noise causes cancer and Brandon justifiably said treadmills cause who knows what the fuck the President is talking about. In California, everything causes cancer and they damn sure want you to know it. Some crazy shit about Canadians gets said and we don't know why, and finally - Natural means nothing, natha, zilch. Natural Tofu is not a thing Bryan. 

Thank the universe that Tech N9ne isn't dead. Sorry Tech 9, if only you were wearing invisible sunglasses. Alex Jones is a bitch, Brandon has no idea who really profits from ridiculously priced ambulance rides, and damn it billionaires, buy something. Our hosts may resort too violence too often, but can they really be held accountable for believing John Q is an american hero. Don't forget to meditate. LATE RELEASE. 

Headline speculations is a thing we do when - Brandon has too much coffee to focus on a topic longer than 5 minutes. Between A.I predicting death way too accurately (or so we think) and French people not brushing their teeth, we're positive the CIA is watching us. SUBSCRIBE!

The Mueller report was released and oh boy... we know nothing, Jon Snow. Atheism challenged by a video game - sorta, flat earthers, tobacco bong rips and so much more. There is a movie called Hustler coming out and Brandon is excited. Stay tuned for the entire episode to hear what we call "Remingtons masterpiece" (the outro). 

Its a beautiful day in the neighborhood, unless Donald Trump is suing you out of your podcast gear, that hasn't happened. CBD is in everything, although we barely talk about that. Mitch McConnell is an advocate for industrial Hemp... that was a shocker. Our hosts get a little political on this episode, as if its avoidable in this day and age. SUBSCRIBE.

Strong server opinions coming from someone who HAS worked in the industry, and st. Patty's is a time for remembrance... if you can remember anything at all. Brandon and Remington skipped the news this week and went for a small stroll down memory lane.... cause I mean, why not.   

Remington's meme game is on point at all times. George Foreman has a lot of kids named George, and a good rule of thumb is try not to have neighbors that want to burn your house down. A whole bunch of "motha fuckas" on this episode so lube up them headphones. 

Well shit. On this episode, us guys unknowingly, knowingly try not to be racist while sounding racist. We try to figure out how "self made" a Jenner can be (Kardashian) and I'm pretty sure there's a dig at Nancy Pelosi's eye sockets. We want so badly not too sound like assholes... we're not so sure its possible. Here's to attempting an image of a white male feminist.  Oh and there may be some more talk about Leaving Neverland, cause I think that shit is crazy.

If you go to a fake party its kinda your fault. Also, don't sue Netflix unless you desire enemies. Our favorite hosts chat on what to do in sticky parenting situations, Eminem's destruction of MGK, and Teachers being a little too hot for student. Remington Braninburg and Brandon Royal host. Don't forget to subscribe where ever you listen to podcasts and leave us a rating.  

Ever been to in house detention? Is that still a thing? Brandon and Remington get to wrappin...rappin? about The Jackson estate up for sale in Santa Barbara, hair plugs, and nutty salsa.  Be sure to subscribe to the channel where ever you listen to podcasts and follow us on twitter @pod_fiction 

Remington's vegan cousin, Boxing Kangaroos and The SuperBowl halftime show. Co hosts Brandon and Remington finally figure their shit out long enough to record an episode about nothing. No more movies. Unless we reference one. I'll shut up now, just listen.

Brandon has issues, Remington thinks their funny.  We've added a weekly episode. Now you can catch new episodes twice a week - Tuesdays and Fridays    Audible - 2 free books with 30 day free trial!          

Please excuse sound quality on this episode, Remington was out so Brandon had to edit.... Like a good scrap? So do we. So, we talked about it. Creed II is also a pretty damn good movie.    Audible

Warning: There may be talk of poop on this episode... Also our hosts shoot the shit about one of their favorites- Wedding Crashers.   Clain your two free books!  Audible

Join Remington and Brandon in falling down some rabbit holes once again, this time as they talk about one of their favorite RomComs....Hitch Claim your 2 free audio books  Audible

We have also always wanted to blow stuff up! Magnificent 7, starring Denzel Washington, Chris Pratt and Ethan Hawke whose character seems to be an obsession of ours. Claim your two free audio books Audible