Realitea With Jake And Jallen

Bottoms up! (and we’re not talking about Jake). This week, Jake, Jallen, and special guest Abby are putting a splash of vodka in their tea to discuss the good, the bad, and the ugly of their favorite type of juice: alcohol. Listen to Jake, Jallen, and Abby share embarrassing drunk stories, talk about their favorite drinks, and maybe even get a little tipsy themselves (we apologize in advance for the slurred words).

If you know anything about Jake and Jallen at all, you know that they are OBSESSED with drag. But there is a lot about drag their little baby brains have yet to learn. Like how do you glue down a wig? What’s the hardest part about drag? And how bad DOES tucking actually hurt? More importantly though, what are all of the beautiful things drag does for our community? This week Jake and Jallen sit down with New York City Drag Queen, Izzy Uncut as she spills the tea on what it’s like to truly live like a Queen!

A lot of people have passions. Maybe it’s a sport. Maybe it’s a hobby. Maybe it’s like, performing brain surgery or something. For Jake and Jallen, one of their main passions in life is, and always has been, Reality TV (No like seriously, they love it). But how “real” IS “reality” TV? And what about it is SO addicting? This week, Jake and Jallen take you on a journey through the world of Reality TV and all that it encompasses. Touching on everything from Flavor of Love to The Real Housewives, they dish on iconic Reality TV moments, legendary personalities, and Jallen spills some tea on his personal experiences as someone who has been in front of the camera himself.

Unlike Ariana, we actually DO have some tears left to cry. In life, we all get a little emo. And sometimes it’s okay to just let some tears fall. But like, why do we even? What do we get out of it? And also, where tf did the idea that “boy’s don’t cry” even COME from? This week, Jake and Jallen put the TEA in TEArs and discuss the concept of crying, the culture around it, and what makes THEM emo.

Social Media has LITERALLY taken over. Whether you are an insta-addict or an off the grid queen, chances are, at some point, the various forms of social media have found a way to sneak their way into your life. This week, Jake and Jallen take you from Xanga to Instagram as they explore the world of social media and how it’s shaped our culture.

Boys. They are literally everywhere. Sometimes when we meet a nice one, our little hormones get the best of us and we end up DATING them. But why? And what does dating even look like in 2019? Jake and Jallen are on the case and ready to dish on the ins and outs of dating, boys, and maybe even spill some tea on their own love lives as well.

Come out, come out, wherever you are (only if you’re ready though). Hey, did you know that Jake and Jallen are gay? Well, for their premiere episode they are taking a deep dive OUT of their closets and dissecting like, what even IS coming out?

What are you even listening to? Find out via this little intro that’s not a full gulp of tea, but a cute sip. Get acquainted with Jake and Jallen as they introduce you to RealiTea and tell you what to expect from this cute a** podcast.