Every Iain Lee Absolute Radio Show

Burt Reynolds Special tonight, along with a game of caller tag.  The war between the allied power of Iain and the axis powers of Robbie and Pauly escalates with Burnett being demoted from number 1 to 32 on the Top50 Listener List.  Rob is forced to start a competing Top50 List.

Iain is suspicious that his sister finished the 5k run she 'allegedly' did and it was nothing to do with him being late and missing it.  The Happy Days theme gets it's first outing, Iain hated his old neighbour in the flat and the awesome Lizzy from Japan calls in.

The show has a very good speaking clock and we work out the average Iain Lee caller - actually no one bothered to average it so I did it years later and the results were 5'2 and 35 years old.  Meanwhile, Iain prank calls Rob and Pauly while they are separately at work to see how they like it and we have a Happy Days singalong.  Oh, and Iain apologises to a dog, like the big dog apologiser he is!

It's the big Sheffield Vs Stoke on Trent vote tonight, the callers do the news, with Gatford & G-Man doing the 2300 slot and Pauly, Burnett and Alan from Glasgow doing the 0054 slot. Iain goes out onto the streets to give away a $20 bill - it takes some cajoling.

Frank Sidebottom in the studio! This is the one where Davis acted like a knob because he didn't get or like Frank.  While on the show, Frank reveals his Radio Timperley tapes are in Geoff Lloyd's mum's loft AND MIGHT BE STILL THERE NOW.  Also, grumpy jobs.

Flask Special tonight and Iain gives away Dead Rockstars.  We hear the package from the recent Iain vs The OC Ready Steady Cook battle, Iain was kidnapped by a bus driver and Ollie Turner stays on for hours in what became known as Olliethon.

No Topics Special.  Barnsworth had a dream about Iain, as did Chavvy Vicky but she redeems herself by expertly rapping I Need Love by LL Cool J.

Iain reveals some of the pet names him and Fandango use for each other; LeeLee and Beyonce bought some bikes, I-Bomb almost got bummed at a Brian Wilson concert.

David is off so Nelson is in producing.  Iain tells about Fandango's birthday video she had made, with messages from Duncan Bannatyne, Carry & David, Vinny etc.

Pitcher Phil gives Virgin Radio it's first baseball update and Milly makes her first scary / creepy / oddly arousing cupcake call.  Iain attempts to get The London Fractures to number 75 in the iTunes chart.

Iain admits to nicking Derren Brown's magnetic coin, although he's since lost it.  Joe from The London Fractures calls in and we have a Fun Fun Fun singalong. 

Iain takes a random  call from Hannah and Jessica, who turn out to be the nieces of Pete Townshend!  Fruit picking is a con and a dating advisor who charges £125 AN HOUR random calls.  Knocky knock run run folks.

A certain strawberry blonde fellow called Rob Burnett makes his first Ryan Reynolds call while Iain twins callers and loves Duffy's wide face.  A punny Lee on Sea occurs and I'm Russ Williams.

Iain gets The London Fractures CD in the post for WWorL - I'm 18, she's 30 - likes it a bit.  He discovers pornfortheblind.org and innocently asks his listeners to send in a picture of the guy in the Amityville Horror remake as he quite likes his hair - a young ginger lad's ears prick up!  Peter from Brazil in the studio.

Iain isn't in a good mood so gives the world short shrift.  Barry from Watford sings Primal Scream and it is a Crewe & Nantwich by-election Special.

Iain was recognised by Carol Decker and lives in a nephew unfriendly edge based flat.  He's lost his diary, put off Neil Diamond and allows Rob Burnett join the Top 50 Listener List.  RUSSELL MAEL of Sparks phones live.

How do you defeat your evil selves? Iain has spindly legs while Ben Jones looks like a spud and Tim Lichfield does magic.  Win Win Lose debuts.

The perfect murder special. Iain is also loved by The OC after taking part in a 12 hour birthday show with him. The Japanese ghosts come up again and Iain asks if you've ever been paid in sex

Iain hosts a Slippers special (he gets a new pair every 18 months because he isn't a sexual deviant). Later Alan Caddick reveals he has Super Mario slippers; Iain doesn't get Russell Brand and there a record number of 'I've gotta a dirty' calls from Pauly.

Iain chats to STEPHEN MURDOCH from ISO Solutions; he later talks Super Soccer Double Football, speaks to Pauly (who is wicked man) and has a big Singalonga Corrs with about 15 callers.