Buried Gems

Guests Thomas: If you change one letter in his name and rearrange it you will get somebody who only likes half of Taco Bell's menu. Jacob: Used to maul drug addicts in Russia to make a living. He still does but it's just for fun now. Brett: I found him in a bamboo cage behind the abandoned Hasting's. I trained and fixed him up and he finally passed the Turing test by being on this podcast. Come join us as we revisit the lost story "Force of Nature" by Dakk Tribal. Also listen to us stumble onto the strangest case of plagiarism with "By The Book" by PickleGarden which is a carbon copy of "Gorilla Virus" by Gina Dellago. Want to know more? Check out our website buriedgems.podbean.com Any suggestions or comments? Feel free to email us at buriedgemspodcast@gmail.com  

Vampires! They are everywhere! They surround me and they get all the cool girls. Why do good girls like bad vampires? Wells its because they are immortal but can die when they want to be dramatic.  God please let me be a vampire, a southern one at that. My life is pathetic and pale compared to the taut and tan vampire life of Talon Lumbus. Thats how I describe it, TTT: Taut Tan Talon. He supposed to have some brother named Seth or Sycthe or whatever who care we got taut homeboy Talon and his british bud Chris dies alot.  We lost track! We were supposed to talk about brothers! But Talon threw his brother aside and it frustrated us! So hear us out on our thoughts of "Lumbus Brothers" by Talon.

Guests: Stave, was bitten by a vamp kid and we just can bring ourselves to tell him that's just weird, and Hyena, such a shill for Topo Chico he is merely a cloud lightly carbonated mist.  We try to parse the complicated relationship of vampire brothers. What's even more complicated is the Vampire Canon provided in the "Lumbus Brothers" by Talon. Want to know more? Check out our website buriedgems.podbean.com Any suggestions or comments? Feel free to email us at buriedgemspodcast@gmail.com

Guests: Stave, a brother to only himself he is desperately looking to adopt (must be able to backflip), and Hyena, the long forgotten brother of Stave (became estranged when he revealed he thought Wendy's was better than McDonald's (the SAVAGE)). This episode is all about Brothers. Brothers are everywhere, hell even sisters can be brothers. So in honor of Brothers we begin this series with the reading of "Brothers" by Callista Miralni. Want to know more? Check out our website buriedgems.podbean.com Any suggestions or comments? Feel free to email us at buriedgemspodcast@gmail.com  

Guests: Seth, unsure if existence is dictated by Nixon or if Nixon dictates existence, and Hyena, has been wearing a Nixon mask for the last month in an attempt to steal Seth industries. Sierra is trying to make it big as a singer on this episode of "Sierra The Robot" by Typon Omega-1138 Want to know more? Check out our website buriedgems.podbean.com Any suggestions or comments? Feel free to email us at buriedgemspodcast@gmail.com

Guests: Seth, essentially Nixon reborn, and Hyena, a man whose not a man. It was pretty clear in his name that he is not a man. Sierra meets her new siblings Kara and Bob. They are quite the handful and hijinks ensue in "Sierra The Robot" by Typhon-Omega 1138. Want to know more? Check out our website buriedgems.podbean.com Any suggestions or comments? Feel free to email us at buriedgemspodcast@gmail.com

Guests: Charlie, was once a horse but stopped being one due to ethical conflicts with bullying, Seth, whose name rhymes with beth, preth, leth, and heth, and Thomas, who has assured me that transitive rhyming is merely witchcraft. Today we dive into the sphere of Roommate fiction. Our roommate experts provide analysis on the accuracy of roommate portrayal in : "Anubis Osiris and the Puppy" by Ronni and Ryna Black; "Roommates" by Draton; "Adrian" by mander6551; "My Roommate" by Nixie Ophelia. Want to know more? Check out our website buriedgems.podbean.com Any suggestions or comments? Feel free to email us at buriedgemspodcast@gmail.com

Fair warning -  Lots of male genitalia jokes. (Does iTunes need this to be clean?) Guests: Seth, a man who has the strength of a robot, too bad its a Roomba, and Hyena, currently infiltrating the KGB so he can steal their recipe for Borscht. Sierra settles into her new life at the orphanage and discovers something dwelling deep inside her. See Sierra's emotional transformation in part 2 of "Sierra The Robot" by Typhon Omega-1138 Want to know more? Check out our website buriedgems.podbean.com Any suggestions or comments? Feel free to email us at buriedgemspodcast@gmail.com

Guests: Seth, who doesn't believe that robots can fully understand love and therefore cheese, and Hyena, who told us that he was the Hyena drawn into the Lion King but decided to get reconstructive surgery so he wouldn't be tied to an indie movie. We take a look at the creation of a Pinnochio style AI who wants to be a real girl in "Sierra The Robot" by Typhon Omega-1138 Want to know more? Check out our website buriedgems.podbean.com Any suggestions or comments? Feel free to email us at buriedgemspodcast@gmail.com