Porpoise Crispy (a Satire)

Porpoise Crispy PodcastVolume #6 Episode #3HamateCurated by Sam HammichSeptember 3, 2015   1.  Penguin in Bondage Frank Zappa Road Tapes, Venue #2 – Helsinki 2.  Dognapper  Record Hop  Record Hop 3.  How Can You Tell  The Nervebreakers We Want Everything4.  (I'm) Stranded  The Saints (I'm) Stranded5.  Wot's For Lunch, Mum? (Not Beans Again!)  Shapes  Songs For Sensible People       A Non-Plussed Interview with the Minutemen from 1981      Jace’s One Year of PCP Celebratio 6.  Sunrise  Kasabian  Empire7.  Mercy  Wire  Chairs Missing8.  Bye-Ya  Thelonious Monk Thelonius Monk9.  Writer’s Block Fatlip  Whats Up Fatlip?        Are we going to stand around here all day, or are we going to fight? 10.  Politely  Art Blakey & The Jazz Messengers The Big Beat11.  Sacrifice  Melvins  Lysol12.  Killing an Arhat  Gnomes of Zurich 33rd Degree Burns13.  Adam Wakes Up  Country Teasers Science Hat Artistic Cube Moral Nosebleed Empire                 The end of the beginning of year two                                     

Porpoise Crispy Podcast Volume #6 Episode #2 Capitate Curated by Jace Winston August 14, 2015   1.  Corporate World  The Dust Brothers  Fight Club               Aren’t You?   2.  Navy Nurse  The Fiery Furnaces  Widow City 3.  Stranger To Himself  Traffic  John Barleycorn Must Die 4.  obb  Baaba  Disco Externo               Political Ad of the LA 70s   5.  I Found That Essence Rare  Gang Of Four  Entertainment! 6.  How Wrong You Are  Boston Spaceships  Zero to 99 7.  Water On Mars  Boy With A Fish  I Put My Tongue On The Window 8.  Oasis  Charles Fambrough, Kenny Garrett  Battle Of Saxes 9.  Hittin' The Brix  YAM  Kick Out The YAMs        10.  Violent School  The Dead Milkmen  Big Lizard in My Backyard 11.  Super 8  Year of the Bear  Super 8 - That Violent Light 7"               Frank  Zappa Wants You To Buy Pink Floyd Records   12.  Cymbaline  Pink Floyd  More               The Scafoid And Why We Have It    13.  All Around Man  Bo Carter  Banana In Your Fruit Basket 14.  Mother People/Sofa No. 2  Inventioni

Porpoise Crispy PodcastVolume #6 Episode #1ScaphoidCurated by Sam Hammich   August 5, 2015      How We Ended Last Week  1.  Doomspringa Melkbelly Pennsylvania2.  Ghetto Of Eden  King Champion Sounds Songs For The Golden Hour3.  The Kids Will Grow Up To Be Assholes  The pAper chAse Now You Are One Of Us      The Housewife's Trial  4. Things Can Only Get Better  Howard Jones The Definitive 12'' Collection5.  Easy Heaven (The Cure vs. The Commodores) Brat Productions6.  Minor Threat  Your Dad  We're Gonna Need A Bigger Boat7.  I Walk On Guilded Splinters Johnny Jenkins Ton-Ton Macoute!8.  United States of Whatever  Liam Lynch Fake Songs9.  Space Invader The Pretenders Pretenders       Texas Style Deposition 10.  Holhumaday  El Flaco  Thub11.  Meat Crimes  The Meatmen Crippled Children Suck EP12.  Old Pervert  The Soft Boys  Underwater Moonlight      Zappa’s Bodyguard John Smothers 13.  Do the Dog The Specials The Specials14.  The Whole Thing Over Faraquet single              How We Ended This Week   I’m only an

Porpoise Crispy Podcast Volume #5 Episode #10 Assimilation Via Boarding Schools Curated by Jace Winston July 29, 2015   1.  Eisenpferde  Achim Reichel  Autovision 2.  Codine  The Charlatans  Nuggets: Original Artyfacts From The First Psychedelic Era 3.  Waiting For The Man  David Bowie  Demo               Howard Dean Screams   4.  Drum Solo  Vinnie Colaiuta  Live 1978 5.  Big Deal  Charly Ventura  Battle Of Saxes Vol. 1 6.  Bigtrash Island  Pataphysics 7.  There's Too Many Irons In The Fire  Cardiacs  A Little Man And A House And The Whole World Window 8.  Strange Rituals  Maston               Your Sports Addiction   9.  The Cherry Garden Of Jimi Hendrix  Yuri Morozov  The Cherry Garden Of Jimi Hendrix 10.  Think About It, Think Think About It  Flight of The Conchords  HBO One Night Stand 11.  Many Demons  Netza  Bad Odds 12.  Opus No. 1  Tommy Dorsey Radio Days Soundtrack 13.  Losing Game  Nolls Losing Game / Here Before 7" 14.  Green-Eyed Lady  Sugarloaf  Billboard  Top Rock & Roll Hits: 1970 15.  Tria

Porpoise Crispy PodcastVolume #5 Episode #9 The Innocent Fun Of Grave RobbingCurated by Sam HammichJuly 15, 2015 1.  We Live In Brooklyn Roy Ayers Ubiquity He’s Coming      The Band Leader 2.  Bakai John Coltrane Prestige 71053.  Frantic Dos Dos y Dos      The Masseuse 4.  Barstow Ship- To City Deployment Songs5.  Replicant (Live) Blank-Men6.  Mr. Sexypants Party Static My Cat Doesn’t Like That (EP)             The Stoner 7.  Lemmon 714 Bad Blonde Caffeine Daze EP8.  Elektronik Supersonik Zlad!9.  Habanera Lord of the Yum Yum10.  Love Buzz Shocking Blue At Home11.  Somethin' That Means Jay Deelicious The Delicious Vinyl Years Disc 2      The Young Podcaster 12.  My Machines Battles Gloss Drop13.  Real Woman Poison Girls Songs of Praise14.  Sit Down, Silly! Flux Information Sciences Private/Public15.  The Wanderer  Diesel Queens Hooked on Moronics      The Old Podcaster I’m only an hour of music so I know you’ve got time to subscribe to these bad boys of Podcast Land:  Concrete Lunch Podcast
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Porpoise Crispy Podcast Volume #5 Episode #8 Theft Of Geronimo’s Skull Curated by Jace Winston July 8, 2015   1.  Shiver Me Timbers  Zoogz Rift  Island Of Living Puke 2.  Nixon's Binoculars  Eat  It's Not The Eat, It's The Humidity   Jeb Bush’s Brother Created ISIS (Imagine That)   I Don't Want to Hear Politics on Podcast   3.  Circle Sky  The Monkees  Head 4.  Breakfast In The Ruins  Boxcar Satan  Trouble All Its Own 5.  Casa Del Sol  Grahame Rhodes  Jazz Improv Vol. 6 No. 1               She Was Too Stoned To Know What I Was Talking About   6.  Pay No Mind  Beck + F.Lips  Beck + Flaming Lips Live 10-14-02 7.  A Real Mother For Ya  Johnny Guitar Watson  A Real Mother For Ya 8.  I Lost On Jeopardy  Weird Al Yankovic  In 3-D 9.  Below The Bassline Ernest Ranglin Music From The Coffee Lands 10.  Boffin' In The Coffin  Candy Van  Trippin' At Drac's               Last Week’s Hump Day (Of The Year) Podcast In A Nutshell   11. Just Dropped In (To See What Condition My Condition Was In)  Kenny Rogers & The Fir

Porpoise Crispy PodcastVolume #5 Episode #7The Burke Act And US CitizenshipCurated by Sam Hammich   July 1, 2015 1.  Royal March from LHistoire Du Soldat Frank Zappa Make a Jazz Noise Here2.  Off Minor  Thelonious Monk Thelonious Monk with John Coltrane3.  Quicksilver Art Blakey Quintet A Night at Birdland4.  We Are Made of Places The Ex & Brass Unbound Enormous Door5.  Number 7 fIREHOSE Mr. Machinery Operator  Ray Bradbury predicts the future 6.  Ain't No Corndogs When She's Gone Loco Gringos7.  Nervous Big Boys The Fat Elvis8.  Come On In the Water's Fine Spleen Cassette9.  Perserverences Ninety Pound Wuss Ninety Pound Wuss10.  Catwalker The Diodes Action-Reaction11.  Joe Louis Is a Fightin' Man The Dixieaires Joe Louis: An American Hero12.  Penny Arcade Theme MC Frontalot demo13.  From the Nursery Wire Chairs Missing14.  Temptation Half Japanese Hello15.  Suspended Time Les Thugs Still Hungry  Ray Bradbury imagines a discussion between Poe and Dickens talking about when the Martians come. In case you m

Porpoise Crispy PodcastVolume #5 Episode #6The Indian Child Welfare Act Of 1978Curated by Sam Hammich   June 23, 2015  1.  Robot Children (Do You Love Your)  Patrick Cowley & Jorge Socarras  Catholic2.  Galactic Biology  Toxic Water Debut Cassette3.  Black Tent   Sun City Girls  1st Album4.  Call Any Vegetable  The Mothers of Invention  Absolutely Free       Andy Warhol Interview 1971     Porpoise Crispy #35 2015 5.   It's Expected I'm Gone  Tortoise & Bonnie 'Prince' Billy  The Brave and the Bold6.   Mental Ward  The Dickies  The Incredible Shrinking Dickies7.   I Against I  Bad Brains  I Against I8.   Alternative Ulster  Stiff Little Fingers  Wanna Buy A Bridge?9.   If You See Kay  The Poster Children  Daisychain Reaction10.  Lime-Away  Steel Pole Bath Tub  Butterfly Love      Hot Pepper Challenge – Harmonizator     Everyone Is Now Dumber11.  Panama Reggie Watts A.V. Club 12.  Forensic Shimmy  Wugazi  13 Chambers13.  Smoke Some Weed Ice Cube  Laugh Now, Cry Later14.  Where We At  Method Man / Redman

Porpoise Crispy PodcastVolume #5 Episode #5The Cherokee StripCurated by Sam Hammich   June 16, 2015       I like anarchism                 1.  Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus  Frank Zappa  The Grand Wazoo2.  Click Clack  Captain Beefheart & The Magic Band  The Spotlight Kid       I like tacos 3.  Hindlopp Stat  of Montreal  Daughter of Cloud4.  Sugar On My Tongue  Talking Heads  Talking Heads: 77       I like last week’s PCP episode 5.  Carry On My Wayward Son Gwar A.V. Undercover      I like cold cuts 6.  Elephant Rifle  Buzz Rodeo SPORTS7.  Planefight for the Masses  Tiger Shower Caps  Tiger Shower Caps       I like Ornette Coleman 8.  Matador Ornette Coleman Sound Grammar      I like Christopher Lee 9.   Nervous Curtains  All Yesterday's Parties Out of Sync and Time      I like Dusty Rhodes 10.  You Was Born To Die  Blind Willie McTell  Statesboro Blues – The Early Years 1927-1935      I like this week’s PCP episode    I’m only an hour of music so I know you’ve got time to subscribe to these bad boys of Podc

Porpoise Crispy PodcastVolume #5 Episode #4Lone Wolf vs. HitchcockCurated by Sam Hammich June 6, 2015  1.  Strange Again  Al Cohn-Bill Perkins-Richie Kamuca  The Brothers2.  Days Of Wine And Roses  Oscar Peterson  We Get Requests3.  Look... The Sun Is Rising  The Flaming Lips  The Terror       “There is a species of woman here…” 4.  Allergic To Love   Big Black Cloud  Dark Age      Mike’s Rant 5.  This Woman Desmond Dekker Rudy Got Soul6.  Les Cactus Jacques Dutronc Jacques Dutronc7.  Marijuana Boogie Lalo Guerrero  The Zoot Suit Movie Soundtrack      Bill’s Face      Volume 5 Episode 3 Re-cap – you listened to it last week, right? 8.  Hihache Lafayette Afro Rock Band Soul Makossa9.  Moussou Teke Farafi       Is Bret a Sadist? 10.  I Got a Right  Iggy and the Stooges   Raw Power11.  I'm A Bug  The Urinals  Negative Capability Check It Out12.  My Heroes  The Reactionaries Live in George’s Shed in Sad Pedro, Ca – 197913.  Sweden The Stranglers Black and White14.  Nervz  Fingerprintz Peel Sessions15.  Message Re

Porpoise Crispy Podcast Volume #5 Episode #3 Termination Of The Menominee Curated by Jace Winston May 27, 2015     1. Also Sprach Zarathustra (Thus Spake Zarathustra)  Richard Strauss  2001 - Space Odyssey Soundtrack 2.  Kathy's Waltz  The Dave Brubeck Quartet  Time Out 3.  Add It Up  Violent Femmes  Violent Femmes 4 . Nic Fit  The Untouchables  20 Years Of Dischord 5.  Cascades  Oliver Nelson  The Blues and the Abstract Truth 6.  You're a Mean One Mr. Grinch  Dweezil & Ahmet Zappa   The Frank Zappa AAAFNRAAA Birthday Bundle 7.  St. James Infirmary  Louis  Armstrong & His Savoy Ballroom Five  Jackson Pollock Jazz               Solving Problems With Stanley Kubrick   8.  Singin' In The Rain  Gene Kelly   A Clockwork Orange 9.  Flower In The Sun [Studio Outtake]  Big Brother & The Holding Company  Cheap Thrills 10.   Faster Pussycat  The Cramps  Smell Of Female 11.   Knockout  Palomar   Palomar II 12.   Havana Moon  Chuck Berry  The Great Twenty-Eight 13.   Lesbian Eskimo Midget Left-Handed Ninja A

Porpoise Crispy Podcast Volume #5 Episode #2 Black Mesa Curated by Sam Hammich May 24, 2015     1.  Aha Gedawo  Getatchew Mekuria & The Ex & The Friends Y'Anbessaw Tezeta            Confederacy of Dunces 2.  Start Wearing Purple Gogol Bordello Gypsy Punks: Underdog World Strike            3.  Static in Motion  The Black Dotz            Old Memories (from Porpoise Crispy Volume 5 Episode 1) 4.  Hallucination Generation  Meat Beat Manifesto  99% 5.  Veggie Beat Manifesto  Consolidated  Play More Music 6.  Eye of the Chicken  Butthole Surfers  Psychic ... Powerless ... Another Man's Sac     7.  Aspirin Smoke  Panzerballett  Panzerballett    8.  Gravity Paper (Vegan Soul Food)  Torry Finley                       Where's My Dog?  9.    Bomb. Repeat. Bomb.  Ted Leo & The Pharmacists  Living With the Living 10.  My War  Black Flag  My War 11.  Mom's Wallet   Zero Boys THE MASTER TAPE compilation LP 12.  The Ballad of Ignatius J. Reilly deep Snapper  Pi On The Side 13.  Going for Adds  Moving Units D

Porpoise Crispy PodcastVolume #5 Episode #1Hopi Sentanced To AlcatrazCurated by Sam HammichMay 10, 2015  1.  Masoko Tanga  The Police Message in a Box             To the Old Pagan Religion 2.  Trudgin' Across The Tundra  Frank Zappa One Shot Deal 3.  Who You Think I Am?  (featuring X-Ray, Rodan, Megalon, K.D., King Geedorah and Kong) MF Doom  Operation Doomsday 4.  I'm Sad The Goat Just Died Today  The Frogs My Daughter the Broad 5.  Jenny Tried to Kiss Me at Recess  Happy Flowers  My Skin Covers My Body              Before you pick up the phone get caught up on this Pick Up the Phone  6.  Coke Dares Theme One  The Coke Dares  Here We Go With the Coke Dares7.  Stacks Fugazi Steady Diet of Nothing8.  Tony Randall Bikini Kill Reject All American9.  Community Lie Saccharine Trust Paganicons                                                I'm Gonna Go Home and Sleep With My Wife 10.  Funky Broadway, Part 1  Dyke & The Blazers  So Sharp!11.  Spoke Shellac Excellent Italian Greyhound12.  Into Deep Neutral  Moons

Porpoise Crispy Podcast Volume #4 Episode #6 The storm had now definitely abated, and what thunder there was now grumbled over more distant hills, like a Porpoise Crispy saying “And Another Thing…” twenty minutes after admitting he’s lost the argument. Curated by Sam Hammich May 3, 2015   1.  Funanori Jig  Il Sogno Del Marinaio  La Busta Gialla2.  Blues, Too  The Nels Cline Singers  The Giant Pin3.  Sprechenzie Bebop  Atomic Sherpas  Blowin' It At Ya4.  Blackouts on Thursday  Les Savy Fav  Inches5.  Bob Hope Takes A Risk  Rip Rig & Panic  Death Disco: Songs From Under The Dancefloor6.  Underdog  Sly & The Family Stone  A Whole New Thing      PCP Mash-Up:  Eric Dolphy/Charles Mingus plays while Charles Bukowski reads   7.  Twenty Questions Beastie Boys  The Sounds of Science8.  H.D  Feedtime  Cooper-S9.  No Nazi's Friend  The Dicks  Kill From the Heart      Stephen Fry on God/The Meaning Of Life 10.  The Heartfelt News Thelonesomekid  thelonesomekid11.  Photosynthesis  Sean Lennon  Into the Sun12.  li

Porpoise Crispy PodcastVolume #4 Episode #5Mostly Harmless (the fifth episode in the increasingly inaccurately named volume 5 of the Porpoise Crispy Podcast)Curated by Sam HammichApril 17, 2015   1.  Momma Miss America  Paul McCartney  McCartney2.  Matamoros  The DemigsWelcome to Hard Times3.  Paper Mache Hearts  Gentlemen Skeletons4.  Let Them Talk (Feat. Yolanda)  Spoek Mathambo  Father Creeper5.  Diet Tray  Crust  Crust / Sacred Heart EP       Amy Sedaris declaws cats? 6.  Automatic Husband  The Fiery Furnaces  Remember7.  If Language Is A Virus  goLab  Day Dream      The mess you missed from our last podcast 8.  Another Journey By Train  The Cure  Join The Dots: B-sides9.  Oscillate Wildly  The Smiths  Louder Than Bombs10.  Paralyzed by Normal Life  Six Finger Satellite  Paranormalized11.  Nothing Ever Happened  Deerhunter  Microcastle12.  The Big Payback  EPMD  Unfinished Business          13.  106 Beats That  Wire  Pink Flag14.  Automobile  Jack & The Rippers I Think It's Over15.  New York's Not My

Porpoise Crispy Podcast Volume #3 Episode #10 So Long And Thanks For All The Porpoise Crispy Curated by Sam Hammich March 13, 2015   1.  Slow Nerve Action The Flaming Lips Transmissions from the Satellite Heart 2.  Chicken The Cramps Date with Elvis 3.  Eindhoven Chicken Masque Butthole Surfers Humpty Dumpty L.S.D. 4.  Chicken Kate Tempest Everybody Down 5.  Cheap Chinese Chicken deep Snapper bipedal Disorder (Mastered) 6.  Chicken Payback A Band of Bees Free the Bees               I Wouldn’t Watch This Commercial…Let Alone Listen To It   7.  Regulator (Reggae-Later) (Live Bonus) Monty Alexander Harlem-Kingston Express Vol. 2: The River Rolls On 8.  Diner Au Motel Miles Davis Ascenseur Pour L'Echafaud               Cleese: Soccer versus American Football   9.   This Little Piggy Brainiac Hissing Prigs in Static Couture 10.  Pigs For Slaughter Oi Polloi 1987 - Unite And Win 11.  Baboon's Liver Thomas Jefferson Slave Apts. Tard & Further'd               The Dutch……..   12.  Interstellar Overdrive Camper Va

Porpoise Crispy Podcast Volume #4 Episode #3 Life, The Podcast, & Everything Curated by Jace Winston March 5, 2015   1.  Night In Tunisia JJ Johnson & Kai Winding Jay & Kai + 6 2.  Maria Hampton Grease Band Music To Eat 3.  Mr. Clean Mr. Clean For Collectors Only 4.  That’s A Plenty Jack Teagarden 5.  My Street The Oranges Band On TV               McDonald’s Commercial To End All…               Pouncing And Jogging And Severe Dislikes Thereof   6.  Egocentric Molecules Jean-Luc Ponty Cosmic Messenger 7.  Empyrean Abattoir of Montreal Aureate Gloom 8.  Why'd We Come Oingo Boingo Nothing To Fear 9.  We’re Desperate X 10.  It Ain't Necessarily So Cab Calloway               The Podcast @ The End Of The Universe   11.  Indeterminism Dow Jones And The Industrials Let's Go Steady! EP 12.  Makin’ Whoopee Art Farmer Jazz & Conversation Vol. 1 13.  Revised Music For Guitar And Low-Budget Orchestra Frank Zappa Studio Tan

Porpoise Crispy PodcastVolume #4 Episode #2The Porpoise at the End of the Universey Curated by Sam HammichFebruary 25, 2015 1.  Mahna Mahna Muppet Show2.  Golden Surf II Pere Ubu Carnival of Souls3.  Devil Lives In My Husband’s Body Pulsallama Y Records…Adventures in Rhythm4.  Just Like Before Flaming Lips Here It Is              You call my house, I put you on my podcast 5.  100 Million Rainbows LITE Illuminate6.  Sweet and Low/Fell, Destroyed/Cashout/Blueprint Chris Lawhorn Fugazi Edits7.  Big Bamboozle Barry Adamson Oedipus Schmoedipus8.  Aynotché Tèrabu Mahmoud Ahmed  Éthiopiques 1- Golden Years of Modern Ethiopian Music '69-'759.  Ręce zmęczone i pot na czole Baaba              The Jazzman Speaks 10.  Yesterday Coleman Hawkins Bean11.  Trouble Man Marvin Gay Trouble Man              World Class Mumbler 12.  Mumbles  Oscar Peterson Trio w. Clark Terry Oscar Peterson Trio + One13.  Speed Law  Mos Def  Black on Both Sides             One week ago Jace Winston did this… 14.  Drug Free Youth Zero Boys Vicious

Porpoise Crispy Podcast Volume #4 Episode #1 Hitchhiker’s Guide to Porpoise Crispy Curated by Jace Winston February 15, 2015   1.  Title Music From Satyajit Ray's Film ''jalshagar'' Ustad Vilayat Khan The Darjeeling Limited OST 2.  Regyptian Strut Frank Zappa Sleep Dirt 3.  Horses Mayo Thompson Corky’s Debt To His Father 4.  And Your Bird Can Sing The Beatles Revolver 5.  Pinball Wizard The WhoTommy 6.  The Cover of The Rolling Stones Dr. Hook 7.  Black Ink Jive Zoobombs 8.  Tokyo Dream Allan Holdsworth Road Games 9.  Alafia Orange Julius & The Heliocentrics Jaiyede Afro 10.  Atomic Dog George Clinton The Best Of 11.  Les Vrais Amis Gangbé Brass Band du Bénin 12.  African Lady Eric Dolphy African Lady               Skinopsis: 3.10   13.  Breakfast Machine Danny Elfman Pee Wee's Big Adventure 14.  My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama The Persuasions Frankly A Capella… The Persuasions Sing Zappa 15.  Sonata From Die Bankelsa The Israeli Brass Quintet 16.  Eventually Ornette Coleman The Shape Of Jazz To Come

Porpoise Crispy PodcastVolume #3 Episode #10You Gotta Have A Hood For Your Engine   Curated by Sam Hammich February 11, 2015  Support your local artists whether sounds, pictures, or words.  If not you, then who? Shout out to Funkytown and Japanese Passport podcasts, Fort Worth-O-Plex  Music and Black Cat Music.  Check out Westerino Comix and support these projects: A Wailing of a Town and The Dicks from Texas. The hugest thanks to Gentlemen Skeletons for letting me hang with them and bask in their wonderful presence.  You must see them live at your very next opportunity! Tonight what heights we'll hit, on with the show this is it. 1.  The Gala Event  Beastie Boys  The Mix Up2.  Afrirampo Afrirampo  URUSA In Japan3.  Interceptor  Ten Volt Shock  Ten Volt Shock4.  With Friends Like You  Fang  Landshark5.  Jehovah’s Witness  Grim Klone Band  Killed By Death #106.  The Way It Is  Vegan Reich  Hardline7.  Bus Thru The Barrier  Klaus Flouride  Because I Say So8.  This Night Has Opened My Eyes  The Smiths  Louder Th