Porpoise Crispy (a Satire)

Porpoise Crispy Podcast Volume #3 Episode #9 Keep Your Guitar In A Dark Place Curated by Jace Winston February 5, 2015               The Real Definition Of Happiness   1.  Stolen Moments Carmen Rae/ Betty Carter 1996 Album Duets: Live 2.  Tehran The Muckers Tehran 3.  Troublemaker Pillowfight At Wiggly World 4.  Crazy Moon Hot Brass Kazoo / Crazy Moon 5.  Quiero La Noche Marvin Hamlisch Bananas OST 6. Melanie Davis Supergrass In It For The Money 7.  New Orleens Underwater Helicopter Tour Butt-naked Gunshot Wounds 8.  Ragged Agenda Trans Am The Red Line 9.  Sir, Yes Sir Tomahawk  Tomahawk 10.  CommencementBlack Eyes Cough 11.  Drop The Brass Weird Together 12.  Dull Day The Birthday Party Prayers On Fire 13.  David Bowie Wants Ideas Bongwater Double Bummer 14.  The Adventures Of Pee Pee The Sailor Bad Livers Delusion Of Banjer 15.  New York's Alright If You Like Saxaphones Fear New Wave Theater 16.  Ain’t This The Life Oingo Boingo Urgh! OST 17.  I've Been Tired Pixies Come On Pilgrim 18.  T’Mershi Duween Mat

Porpoise Crispy PodcastVolume #3 Episode #8   Don't wipe the sweat off your instrument Curated by Sam Hammich January 28, 2015   Conversation from Sunday: FG:  Your podcast is called Porpoise Crispy?  Kind of a cruel title, don’t you think? PC:  It’s meant to be satire.  You wouldn’t eat a porpoise, would you?  Why not?  Because they are cute guys, smart, and entertaining.  What’s makes any difference from a tuna, or a lobster, or a crab?  Same goes for land animals.  You wouldn’t eat your dog or cat?  So why do you eat pigs and cows?  Dogs and cats if prepared right are probably just as delicious. I’m not trying to be preachy or turn you into me.  I’m just explaining the title of the podcast.  Satire.   KRS-One, what do you think? Now if you’re not too depressed – here’s the program:        I won both of them... 1.  Teeth  Bryan Baker This Morning Day      I can’t sing… 2.  Get Real Paid  Beck  Midnite Vultures      ...are there immoral porpoises? 3.  Splooge Star Pimp Treasure Trail4.  The Spy Gray Matter

Porpoise Crispy Podcast Volume #3 Episode #7 Always Carry A Church Key Curated by Jace Winston January 21, 2015   1.  Neil Hagerty Meets Jon Spencer In A Non-Alcoholic Bar (Live Radio Session) (Recorded Live At Kcrw) Pavement Brighten the Corners: Nicene Creedence Ed. 2.  The Sad Punk Pixies Trompe Le Monde 3.  Part One Of The Cowboy Trilogy Sean Lennon Into the Sun 4.  Return of the Sacred Crab The Soft Boys Can Of Bees 5.  Ono Soul Thurston Moore Psychic Hearts 6.  Half Soundgarden Superunknown 7.  Just Like `Paris Texas' Stephen Rennicks Frank (Music and Songs by Stephen Rennicks) 8.  Murder by Numbers Sting (FZ) Broadway the Hard Way               A Quite Dramatic Business   9.  Warning Sign (Ft. Adrian Belew) Talking Heads Capitol Theatre 11/4/80 10.  Charlie Brown The Coasters Dementia 2000!: Dr. Demento's 30th Anniversary Collection        11.  The Royal March; A Soldier's Tale Chicago Pro Musica 12.  Another Generation Fishbone Fishbone 13.  Too Much Too Young [Live] Special AKA The Singles Collecti

Porpoise Crispy Podcast Volume #3 Episode #6 Never point your guitar at anyone Curated by Sam Hammich January 14, 2015   1.  Kickin' Back  Beachbuggy  Sport Fury 2.  Try Me Out  KaitO  band red  3.  Definitive Gaze  Magazine  Rough Trade Shops: Post Punk 01 4.  Why Should I Love You  R. Stevie Moore  Glad Music   I like my eggs with a knife to my neck 5.  Gary Gilmore's Eyes  The Adverts  D.I.Y.: Anarchy In The UK 6.  Grief is Very Private  Desperate Bicycles  Another Commercial Venture 7.  Octopus  Syd Barrett  The Madcap Laughs 8.  Bangoon  Cannonball Adderley  Somethin' Else 9.  So What  Crass  The Feeding of the 5000 10.  Theme from Sparta F.C.  The Fall  Live Oslo               Have you found my jacket?                                                                                      11.  You Never Lose Control  Slobbery Dognose   A walk on by dog film                                                                                                                       Napalm Death’s number one f

Porpoise Crispy Podcast Volume #3 Episode #5 If You're Guilty Of Thinking, You're Out Curated by Jace Winston   January 7, 2015   1. The Vice & Virture Ministry The Happy Bullets Vice & Virture Ministry                            2. No Way Out Sebadoh Bubble And Scrape 3. Frenzy Screamin' Jay Hawkins Voodoo Jive 4. Bird Trigger/Chouettes Blurt Pagan Strings 5. Freezing to Death Collick Demos 2012 6. Misty Mnt. Hip-Hop feat. Illicit D, Kid Brash, and Emmanuel Profit Tornup Medicinal Fretwork 7.  The Hour of (Your) Annihalation Can Can Heads butter Life 8.  Bingo Masters Breakout The Fall Early Fall 9. Souveniers Django Reinhardt Verve Jazz Masters 38               What Really Makes Life Worth Living?   10. Mountain Man Dinosaur Jr. Dinosaur 11. Your Sex Is Pet Stationary Odyssey Physical Education 12. Uglatto Devo Hardcore Devo Vol. 1: 74-77  13. Queen Bitch Seu Jorge The Life Aquatic Studio Sessions 14. Gringo Mora Collective Dreamy Soundz: Jazz Confusion 15. Smash the Magnavox The Blue Meanies Full T

Porpoise Crispy Podcast Volume #3 Episode #4 Walk With the Devil. Curated by Sam Hammich December 31, 2014   1. Sitar Beat Klaus Doldinger Indian Style Heavy Funk Vol. 1                                           Black Randy Speaks   2. He Is, She Is Mission Of Burma The Horrible Truth About Burma 3. Africa The Meters Rejuvenation               Miles Davis’ Opinion on Contemporary Musik   4. Caught, Can We Get A Witness? Public Enemy It Takes A Nation Of Millions To Hold Us Back 5.  From DJ Frantic's Acid Files Clever Monkeys 6.  My Last Cigarette The Freek Out Please Play At Maximum Volume 7.  Feu Thérèse Mademoiselle Gentleman 8. Saptarshi Secret Chiefs 3: Ishraqiyun Perichoresis 9. Fat Brooms Brush The Number Bush Col. Bruce Hampton & The Late Bronze Age Outside Looking Out   Psychaitry, the Ultimate Weapon 10.  Frontier Psychiatrist The Avalanches Since I Left You   Episode #17 Summery   11.  Living In A Coffin Lost Cherrees Live at Brannigans, Leeds 12. Take That Quaalude The Eyes Live From The Mas

Porpoise Crispy Podcast Volume #3 Episode #3 Chrispmas Practice in front of a bush. Curated by Jace Winston December 24, 2014   1. Big Swifty Frank Zappa Wazoo                                         2. Merry Xmas Song Pink Floyd 3. Never Tell Violent Femmes Hallowed Ground 4. Dishonest Don Part II Les Savy Fav The Cat & The Cobra 5.  Graveyard Butthole Surfers Locust Abortion Technician 6.  Less Of Me Lydia Lunch Teenage Jesus & the Jerks 7.  Hardest Geometry Problem In The World Mark Mothersbaugh Rushmore Original Soundtrack 8.  Alphabet Song The Mystic Knights Of Oingo Boingo Forbidden Zone 9. The Death Of Suzzy Roche The Roches Nurds 10. The Big Band Theory Mike Watt “Ball-Hog Or Tugboat” Outtakes11.  Nod Off Skeleton Key Fantastic Spikes Through Balloon 12.  Is It Luck? Primus Sailing The Seas Of Cheese 13.  Optical Illusion Camper VanChadbourne Revenge of Camper Van Chadbourne 14. Semi Multi-Coloured Caucasion Captain Beefheart Hot Head Introducing… Captain Beefheart 15.  In The Kingdom #19 Soni

Porpoise Crispy PodcastVolume #3 Episode #2Your guitar is a divining rod. Curated by Sam Hammich December 18, 2014  1.  80s Punk Charlie Brown Christmas                              Krampus Comes to Town  2.  Viper's Drag  Fats Waller  A Handful of Fats                        Miles Davis is pissed! 3.  Salt Peanuts  Miles Davis  Steamin’ with the Miles Davis Quintet4.  Boilermaker  The Jazzus Lizard5.  Growing Birds  Early Lines  Pure Health EP6.  Pablo Picasso  Burning Sensations  Repo Man Soundtrack7.  House of Fun  Madness8.  Cold Eyes  Reactors  Hyped to Death Compilation              An Amalgamation of Episode One Volume Three 9.  I Go Hard, I Go Home  The Presets Beams10.  Facemelter Aesop Rock  Fast Cars, Danger, Fire & Knives [Bonus Track]11.  Wishes  The Danner Party  Hopeful About Tomorrow Evening12.  Texas Wine  Jon Wayne  Texas Funeral13.  Heartaches in a Bottle  Dank14.  The Stallion, Pt. 2  Ween  The Pod15.  Hoist That Rag  Tom Waits  Real Gone              Short Term Memory Loss Aid  

Porpoise Crispy Podcast Volume #3 Episode #1 Listen To The Birds Curated By Jace Winston December 10, 2014   1.  Porpoise Song The Monkees Head             Mike Nesmith and Frank Zappa 2.  What’s The Ugliest Part Of Your Body? (Reprise) The Mothers Of Invention We’re Only In It For The Money 3.  Dr. Geek Melvins Hostile Ambient Takeover 4.  Opi Rides Again-Club Med Sucks Camper Van Beethoven  Telephone Free Landslide Victory 5.  Space Ambassadors Map Of The Earth 6.  Your Name Is Snake Anthony Medeski Martin & Wood Uninvisible 7.  Pat Slint Tweez 8.  Horizontal The Dead 60’s The Dead 60’s 9.  Stop Monsanto Ruigoord Rebels 10.  Casino Royale Herb Alpert & Tijuana Brass Sounds Like 11.  What’s So Amazing About Grace The Paper Chase Now You Are One Of Us 12.  Take Me To The Specialist The Dead Milkmen Bucky Fellini                                                13.  Greg The Bunny Hyperjinx Tricycle Songs Of Jack Medison, Daniel Johnston, & Ron English 14. Super Heavy Gravity Silver Siblings Super H

Porpoise Crispy Podcast Volume #2 Episode #7 And by the way folks, it was Dusty not Harry December 3, 2014   1.  Send And Receive  Heaven Is A Hotel  Lost Lotteries 2.  Lowly  The Demigs  Cities Can Wait 3.  Fiery Jack Toy Dolls  The History 1979-1996 (1 of 2)            4.  Love Is Not  Rudimentary Peni  Death Church 5.  99  Vida  Our Band Could Be Your Life (Tribute to D. Boon and the Minutemen) 6.  Heaven  Pfrogdog  1994 7.  Chega de Saudade  Dizzy Gillespie  BBC Jazz 625 8.  Appointment at the Fat Clinic  Digable Planets  Reachin' (A New Refutation of Time and Space) 9.  Cornbread, Fish, & Collard Greens  Anthony Hamilton  Anthony Hamilton               Volume 2 Episode 6 Refresher                         Why We Started Smoking As Children                                                                         10.  Cigarettes and Coffee  Otis Redding  The Soul Album                        Iggy and Tom Talk About Coffee and Cigarettes   11.  Rockin' Daddy  Howlin' Wolf  The London Howlin' Wolf Sess

Porpoise Crispy Podcast Volume #2 Episode #6 Thanksgivin Harry was left holding an empty canteen November 26, 2014     Curated By Jace Winston Jace salutes to schizophrenic and local music for the Thanksgiving Episode of PCP.   1.  101 New Uses For Automatic Weapons you & me Formerly High Horse            2.  Ubu Candy Van Sit Ubu Sit E.P. 3.  Dead Man In My Bed Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds 4.  Seasoned Greeting Residents Meet The Residents 5.  Full Clout Beastie Boys Paul’s Boutique Demos 6.  Blank Generation Television Spurts: The Richard Hell Story 7.  The Block That Doesn’t Exist The New Year Newness Ends 8.  Punk Rock/Puff Daddy/Antichrist Mogwai Come On Die Young        With George Orwell’s Remarks   9. Ya No Hay Ke Hablar Generacion Suicida Comp Release  10.  Us Being Us (‘Go 2’ Out-Take) XTC A Coat Of Many Cupboards 11.  Heel Turn (In San Antonio) Benny Versus the Beast Benny Versus The Beast 12.  Possession Danzig Danzig 13. Talking To The Dog Obits I Blame You 14. Celery Hendersons Untited 1

Porpoise Crispy PodcastVolume #2 Episode #5Ran a canteen took Harry for all of his green and Irene November 19, 2014 1.  Take Me to the Other Side Spacemen 3 The Perfect Prescription2.  What’s Up, Fatlip? Fatlip Edy Crahp3.  Abrastractionisms Q-Tip Kamaal the Abstract4. Black Satin/On the Corner (Remixed by DJ Krush) Miles Davis Panthalassa – The Remixes              Kurt Vonnegut’s Master Class – “Socialism” 5.  Helelyos Zia Pomegranates V/A6.  Abstract Nympho Chrome Half Machine Lip Moves/Alien Soundtracks7.  Options R [*] Wire Pink Flag8.  Three Red Bicycles  Screwtape Anthemunanthem9.  Reasons Built to Spill There’s Nothing Wrong With Love10.  Haunt (Alternate Take) Roky Erickson Don’t Slander Me  Kurt Vonnegut’s Master Class – “How To Write a Short Story” 11.  Kotonou Yonatan Gat Iberian Passage12.  Rhino Cratic Oaths The Bonzo Dog Band The Doughnut In Granny's Greenhouse13.  Cartrouble (A Sidek) Adam and the Ants Dirk Wears White Sox14.  Car Song Woody Guthrie This Land Is Your Land: The Asch Recordings

Porpoise Crispy Podcast Volume #2 Episode #4 They took to social life like props to aviators November 13, 2014 Curated By Jace Winston   1.  Marathon Shirt Self Subliminal Plastic Motives            2.  Third Density Blues Igneous Grimm The Man Outside 3.  Miststück Don Vito Split w/ No Nebraska 4.  50ft Queenie PJ Harvey Rid Of Me 5.  Night Of The Living Baseheads [w/ intro as excerpt from NOTLB (Dope Version)] Public Enemy It Takes A Nation Of Millions To Hold Us Back 6. Chi Cacoan Nels Cline Destroy All Nels Cline (w/ Daniel Johnston Beatles Spiel) 7.  The Beatles Daniel Johnston Yip Jump Music 8.  Ex-Lion Tamer (Wire Cover) Rollins Band Hot Animal Machine + Drive By Shooting 9.    Child Actors Great White Tourist You Grump 10.  Smokestack Lightnin’ Howlin’ Wolf Moanin’ In The Moonlight 11.  A Cat Named Jacob The Ocelots If Lightning Strikes Us Both               Volume #2 Episode #3 Recapitulation   12.  Victims Rights Pink Lincolns Back From The Pink Room 13. Sleep Buddy Rich & Max Roach Rich Versus

Porpoise Crispy PodcastVolume #2 Episode #3They sold wine like turpentine to painters November 6, 2014  The hugest thanks this week goes to Mike Watt, Andrea Belfi, Stefano Pilia, and Hiyori HM for their kindess and generosity as I got to hang out with them, learn about Italy, Germany, Pedro, and the road.  I also learned how Miles Davis lost his voice. (Not included in the interview below). Please check out (if you haven’t already) their band Il Sogno Del Marinaio, and their various other musical projects.  Reach out to them and say “hi!”  Don’t be such an introvert!   1.  Elephants Wish To Become Nimble  Pigbag  Volume One     2.  Split Red  Minutemen  What Makes a Man Start Fires?3.  Red Tape  Circle Jerks  Group Sex         4.  Spit  Big Boys The Skinny Elvis5.  Mad Man  D.R.I  Dealing With It Escena de violación en el teatro  6.  The Good And The Bad  Sonic Youth  Sonic Youth                    Mike Watt interview                           Auslander – Canto Secondo                        Nano’s Waltz –

Porpoise Crispy Podcast Volume #2 Episode #2  "Their tuna sandwiches would turn the dark into day" Curated by Jace Winston October 30, 2014   OMG!!  (Oh my Godzilla) - we delve into the mirky waters of ?journalism and hook ourselves 2 members of the amazing Detroit band Child Bite.  An extra special thanks to Shawn Knight and Sean Clancy, two of the nicest and coolest people to talk to.  Please make efforts to see this band on one of their upcoming tours and buy their records so that they may continue filling our ears with their ooze!   Note: the original idea was to have a 5 minute interview because my interview skills are poor at best and I didn't want to take up too much of their time.  I explained that to Shawn.  He said "Wow, you really sold it (the opportunity to conduct the interview)" and grabbed up Sean Clancy and that 5 minutes turned into 38 minutes - halted only by the start of the raging performance of Unconscious Collective.  Now my editing skills came into play and that 38 minutes was going to

Porpoise Crispy PodcastVolume #2 Episode #1The floor was made of oak, the door was smoky gray  October 16, 2014 1. The Movie Star Ship-To City Home Recordings      Sam Hammich reveals a true story about the Ghost of Art Blakey     Welcome to the Cook County Psychiatric Institute 2.  H. Korman El Flaco El Pee3.  You Get Nothing Halo of Flies Music for Insect Minds4.  Roll the Bodies Over Stump A Fierce Pancake       ISIS giving Ebola a piggyback ride 5.  Mayor/Surveyor Shellac Dude Incredible6.  Sunbeams Lonnie Liston Smith & the Cosmic Echoes Reflections of a Golden Dream       A demonstration of schizophrenia (Volume 1 Episode 7 synopsis)  7.  Alabam Cowboy Copas Settin’ Flat on Ready8.  Let the Mermaids Flirt with Me Mississippi John Hurt Last Sessions9.  Breakfast Evolution Control Committee Plagiarythm Nation10. I’m Goofballs for Bozo Jazz Don Caballero World Class Listening Problem      We’re going to Hell for believing in evolution 11.  Examination of What Digable Planets Reachin’ (A New Refutation

Porpoise Crispy Podcast Volume #1 Episode #7 All animals are equal   October 7, 2014 Curated by Jace Winston   1. Porpoise Mouth Country Joe & The Fish The Collected Country Joe & The Fish: 1965-1970 2. Under The Influence of Meat Puppets fIREHOSE Ragin’ Full-On 3. Buckethead Meat Puppets Up On The Sun 4. Jackalope Colonel Claypool’s Bucket Of Bernie Brains The Big Eyeball In The Sky 5.  Danse Russe Trepak The Invinsible Czars The Nutcracker Suite 6.  The Aphid The Fall Cerebral Caustic 7.  Pacifica Nostalgia Fungi Girls Seafaring Pyramids 8.  My Most Hated Love Song John Wilkes Kissing Booth A Threat In The Broadcast 9. GO ON CHRONICS First Time Best Time 10.  Hot Pants James Brown Star Time 11.  Lowest Common Denominator Richard  Hell & The Voidoids FunHunt: Live At CBGB’s And Max’s 12.  Dream of a Dream The Hochimen Totenlieder 13.  The Melee Beastie Boys The Mix-Up 14.  Cameage Descendents Somery      Beefheart The Band Leader 15.  Who Needs The Peace Corps? Frank Zappa The Best Band You Never

Porpoise Crispy Podcast Volume 1 Episode #6 No animal shall kill any other animal   October 2, 2014   Ham Fist Aji No Moto Aji No Moto Iron Man The Bad Plus Give       Charles Bukowski gives his opinion Storm System Ella Minnow Redbeard Bean Vine Blues Lee Ranaldo I Am the Resurrection: A Tribute to John Fahey Fat Cat Keeps Getting Fatter Squirrel Nut Zippers Perennial Favorites Geld Wie Wir Banque Allemande Vingt-Quatre Eine Milie JazzFunk Greatest      Volume 1 Episode 3 Recap Feelin’ good Levon Helm Dirt Farmer Break the Ice At Parties Tesco Bombers Hernando’s Hideaway G-G-G-Ghost – Torry Finley      Charles Bukowski gives his opinion Got Mos Def Black on Both Sides Loin of the Surf Swell Maps A Trip to Marineville ‘Till the Pigs Come Round Subhumans The Day the Country Died Gossip Suburban Lawns Suburban Lawns Legendary Microwave UFOFU UFOFU A Screw (Holy Money) (Mix) Swans Holy Money Every Day is Like Sunday Reggie Watts Live at Third Man Records   Come over to FACEBOOK and tell us all about your d

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 No animal shall drink alcohol Curated by Jace Winston September 23, 2014 1.  Pope’s Nose East West Blast Test Popular Music for Unpopular People 2.  Meanest Sound Future Kings of Spain Future Kings of Spain 3.  Adventure The Teen Idles 100-EP 4.  Mrs Vandebilt Paul McCartney & Wings Band on the Run 5.  All the Things You Are Grahame Rhodes Rhodes Less Travelled 6.  Never You Mind Grassfight Icon, EP 7.  Shake Appeal The Stooges Raw Power 8.  Myrna Loy Steel Pole Bath Tub Tulip 9.  Spastomatiko Can Can Heads Butter Life 10. Potholes in My Lawn De La Soul 3 Feet High and Rising 11. Can’t Get Enough Of You The Rich Hands Girl      A visit from Shel Silverstein 12. Sink-O tUnE-yArDs Nikki Nack 13. You Keep Me Hangin’ On The Graves Brothers Deluxe Light      A message from John and Yoko 14. Ragged Agenda Trans Am The Red Line 15. Our Leaky Homes The Ex & Brass Unbound Enormous Door      Lecture notes in case you were sleeping    Contact us here to add to t