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Huge news this week, Riddlebabies. We think we uncovered the origins of *69, and it’s way raunchier than you probably imagined. (Also, for younger listeners, we don’t have time to explain *69, so just Google it.) Also, Cyril makes an extended appearance and gives a middling performance (at best) saying “why why.” Oh, and there was a BSC Mystery book somewhere in there. We touch on it a bit. Music Credits: Theme song from “Avatar: The Last Airbender” “Classic Arcade Video Game” by Adigold on Envato Elements “Building a Mystery” (Karaoke Version) originally performed by Sarah McLachlan “Pop Dance” by alexshulgin on Envato Elements “Once Upon a Dark Time” by AllenGrey on Envato Elements “Soft & Peaceful” by AllenGrey on Envato Elements “Inspiring Soft Piano” by OlexandrIgnatov on Envato Elements “Happy Banjolele Skiffle” by AndySlatter on Envato Elements “Halloween Dubstep Logo” by lucafrancini on Envato Elements “Typewriter Blues” by AllenGrey on Envato Elements “Star 69

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It’s Abby’s first mystery, which means we’re hurtling at 99% of the speed of light toward the messy end of this thing wherein the birds eat our souls and The Gray Man who is behind it all nods once, lights a cigarette, and walks into the sunset. But there’s no time to think about that because this one’s very complicated! Ann and Ellen killed a man, Sergeant Johnson is more than willing to put a bunch of teens in mortal danger to solve the crime, and Cary Retlin just wants to watch the world burn. Music credits: “Epic Mystery,” by Stockwaves “Detective,” by LoopsLab “Soul Cops,” by J Blanks “Typewriter Blues,” by AllenGrey “Beautiful Darkness,” by Allen Grey “Dark Magic,” by Allen Grey Thanks as always to original Baby Boy Scott Lamb for the intro music, Baby Bee Liz for the Guessing the Mystery theme, and to Superbrat for the outro music. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jack-shepherd8/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If there’s something strange in you podcast app, who you gonna call? Jack and Tanner! If you’re sick of hearing, all that true crime crap, who you gonna call? Jack and Tanner! I ain’t afraid of no hosts. I ain’t afraid of no hosts! If you’re seeing things, and it’s all bread, who you gonna call? Jack and Tanner! It’s a Halloween dance… fills Stacey with dread, who you gonna call? Jack and Tanner! I ain't afraid of no hosts! Music Credits: “Hitchcock Thriller” by JBlanks on Envato Elements “Synthwave Dance Pop 80s” by JohnRossi on Envato Elements “Monster Mash” (Karaoke Version) originally performed by Bobby Pickett “iPhone Ringtone” (Remix) “Classic Arcade Video Game” by Adigold on Envato Elements “Building a Mystery” (Karaoke Version) originally performed by Sarah McLachlan “Woodland Fantasy” by MatthewPablo on Envato Elements “Opening Ceremony” by StereoNuts on Envato Elements “Parting Ways” by AllenGrey on Envato Elements “Gothic Rock Opera" by AllenGrey on Envato Eleme

It’s Cake Week this week, and our star bakers – Claudia Kishi, Mary Anne Spier, and Shea Rodowsky – are getting ready to wow the judges with their rat poison and salt chocolate-cherry gateau. Better keep this one away from Mr. Spier though, because he’s got a strange glint in his eye that suggests he has other plans for this naughty little dessert. … And the devil laughs. Music credits: “The Great British Bake Off (Theme),” by Tom Howe “Detective,” by LoopsLab “Gothica,” by Allen Grey “You Gotta Have Theremin and Ukulele,” by Squidlord “Groovy World,” by Allen Grey “Uplifting Groovin’ Background,” by Mat Steiner Music “Gunslinger,” by J Blanks “Typewriter Blues,” by AllenGrey “Sad to Hopeful,” by The Story Shop “Beautiful Darkness,” by Allen Grey “Parting Ways,” by Allen Grey “Gothic Rock Opera,” by Allen Grey Thanks as always to original Baby Boy Scott Lamb for the intro music, and to Baby Bee Wolfkiller for the outro music. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/

The Entity is back! And we wrote an incredible mystery book. We think we’ll really get a kick out of where our episode goes this week. We filled the episode with laughs and sound effects and whales and human children! Listen to our screams of glee as we study the whales! Listen to the our chorus of shrieks! “The whales!”, we shout, “the whales!” We also discuss alternate worlds, bug balls, how we pronounce the word “emu’ and we made the whole episode epistolary because we needed cover for the fact that Tanner’s co-working space was so full of people, so don’t be surprised if we hear from our friends Goliath and Mark Markson. Music Credits: “Secret Agent Man” by Johnny Rivers “Spooky Ident” by Allen Grey “Scary Drone” by Sound-Ideas “Epic Superheroes in Action” by Marco Belloni Music “Open Synthesizer Logo” by HollywoodEdge “Mystic Digital Beeps Logo 2" by HollywoodEdge “Classic Arcade Video Game” by Adigold “Typewriter Blues” by AllenGrey “Mad World” (MIDI Version) originally

It’s an Evil Episode this week, folks. Everything that should be right-side-up is upside down. Everything that should be clockwise is widdershins, and everything that should be “hoorah!” is just “Wa.” What does that mean for you? Well, for one thing the (Evil) boys talk about sports. A lot. And Bib Fortuna. And there’s an ancient evil lurking deep in Stoneybrook’s past that is reaching out its tendrils through the clocks to collapse time and space and swallow the BSC in the nameless void. So, not all that different from a non-evil episode, but please do be very careful with this one. Music credits: “Gothic Choir,” by Allen Grey “The Big Adventure,” by The Story Shop “Gothica,” by Allen Grey “You Gotta Have Theremin and Ukulele,” by Squidlord “Sports Drums,” by Stockwaves “Mystery in the Forest,” by Phil Larson “Chopstick Slapstick,” by OurMusicBox “Creepy and Mysterious Night,” by Luca Francini Thanks as always to original Baby Boy Scott Lamb for the intro music, to Baby Bee Liz for the “Guessing th

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Welcome to the City Council meeting for Palo City! Quite a full agenda this week, as we’ll need to decide whether or not to cancel Halloween this year and declare martial law, or whether to just allow these vicious Supernatural Murder Clowns to run rampant through our beautiful town, leaving rivers of blood and carnage in their wake. We will also be standing in judgement of Dawn Schaefer, because we’re all getting pretty tired of her inability to pick a coast to live on. And if anyone knows what’s behind that small, creepy door that definitely wasn’t in this room before, now would be a great time to speak up ... Music credits: “Horror Creepy Haunted Dollhouse,” by Marco Belloni Music “Teenage Freakout,” by Mules “Epic Horror Trailer,” by Luca Francini “Requiem Dark Choir,” by Allen Grey “Beautiful Darkness,” by Allen Grey Thanks as always to original Baby Boy Scott Lamb for the intro music, and to Superbrat for the outro music. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jack-

Have you ever looked at a photograph that really made you laugh? Like, why were your eyes so red and what the hell was on Joey’s head? That’s precisely what Claudia and her friends in the Baby-Sitter’s Club did this week, except instead of red eyes, it was red hands! Because they caught someone stealing hundreds of thousands of dollars red-handed! And instead of wondering what what the hell is on Joey’s head, they’re wondering if head’s will role when the Stoneybrook PD finally catches up to the bank heist bandit. Also, Tanner has a kid now, which is pretty exciting. Sorry about all the Dad Talk™. Music Credits: “The Reason” (Karaoke Version) originally performed by Hoobastank “You Are The Everything” (Acoustic Karaoke Version) originally performed by REM “Saria’s Song” from the soundtrack to “The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time” “Typewriter Blues” by AllenGrey “Smoke” by Chad Crouch “Classic Arcade Video Game” by Adigold “Soul Cops” by Blanks “Sweating Bullets” by Megadeath “B

Your two favorite disaffected but lovable Goths sink their Hot Topic fangs into more ‘90s horror this week, with a bone-chilling look at the famously “cursed” straight-to-TV vampire movie “Little Vampires.” Filmed on location in Stoneybrook, CT, where a number of near-fatal accidents disrupted the set (until the would-be-murderer was captured by a pair of meddling baby-sitters) “Little Vampires” stars heartthrob Carson Fraser (more famous for his role in “Miami Beach, USA”) and P.S. 162’s Derek Masters. The unsolved mystery here is why the Director chose to film this one in Stoneybrook, of all places, but it’s fair to say that the sleepy Connecticut town was … not prepared. Music credits: “Typewriter Blues,” by AllenGrey “Whispers in the Dark,” by AllenGrey “Gothic Rock Opera,” by AllenGrey “Beautiful Darkness,” by Allen Grey “Chopstick Slapstick,” by OurMusicBox “Detective,” by LoopsLab Thanks as always to original Baby Boy Scott Lamb for the intro music, and to Bye Bye Empire for the outro music.

Steve Matthews, born on January 9th, 1967, is an American singer-songwriter originally born in Johannesburg, South Africa. He is best known for performing as the lead vocalist, songwriter, and guitarist for the Steve Matthews Band, also known by the initialism SMB, from 1991 to 2003. Between 2000 and 2010, the Steve Matthews Band sold more tickets and earned more money than any other act in North America. The Steve Matthews Band has been nominated for 27 music awards, and they’ve won 7 awards, including 14 Grammy nominations and one win. Also, Jack and Tanner read a Baby-Sitters Club Mystery novel. Music Credits: “Techno Syndrome (Mortal Kombat)” written by Oliver Adams “Action Trailer” by matsteiner “My Sharona” (Karaoke Version) originally performed by the Knack “Classic Arcade Video Game” by Adigold “Typewriter Blues” by AllenGrey “Wagon Wheel” by Kevin MacLeod “Scary Halloween” by LoopsLab “Purple Rain” (Karaoke Version) originally performed by Prince “The Space Between” by

We got ‘em! These dangerous Private Investigators have made their last mistake, and as soon as we release this damning report to the world, Mary Anne, Kristy, Stacey, Claudia, and Jessi will have their detectives’ licenses permanently revoked. Another job well done by the Internal Investigations team, who have uncovered countless procedural errors, including illegally assuming false identities to antagonize peaceful protestors, overzealous prosecution of fashion crimes, and endangering a small child. We also discovered something very spooky and evil lurking in the dark corners of this town, so we’d like to wrap this case right away so we can get out of here as soon as possible! Oh, and we’d like to recommend an extremely promising new recruit named Alan Gray for the team. This kid’s gonna go far. Music credits: “Typewriter Blues,” by AllenGrey “Dramatic Action,” by Russell Frederick “Uplifting Emotional,” by Mat Steiner Music “Detective,” by LoopsLab “Soul Cops,” by J Blanks “Dark Magic,” by Allen Grey

Hang ten, Riptide Babies! Your favorite cheeba/Stoppard heads, Weed Lord and Half-Pipe, are back all the way from sunny California! The fog is rolling in and the screamers are out for blood, so ghouls and grommets alike should paddle in, because when the surfer ghost is out to get you, you’re bound to get got. Also, there really wasn’t a B-plot this week, so don’t expect to hear much about one. Party on, Riptide Babies! And don’t forget to save a toke for me! (A toke of drugs, to be clear.) Music Credits: “Typewriter Blues” by AllenGrey “Teenage Freakout” by Mules "Fun Tarantino Surf" By StellarTracks “Classic Arcade Video Game” by Adigold The theme to “Quantum Leap” “Surf City” (karaoke version) by Jan & Dean “Eerie Ambient Dream Carousel” by HollywoodEdge “Detective” by LoopsLab “Surfing Guitar” by StellarTracks Thanks to original Baby Boy Scott Lamb for the intro music and Superbrat for the outro music. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show

There’s suddenly a massive, new, multi-story, premiere art gallery in Stoneybrook, which would be enough of a mystery by itself if it weren’t for the mystery of how many freaking crimes are getting committed in this darn thing! Not to mention the mystery of all the “Lewks” Baby-Sitters Club Art Director Hodges Soileau is serving this week and whether he is, in fact, Daddy. Then there’s the mystery of the Skeleton Faction, the number 1016, and what, precisely, Claudia is wearing this week. Fortunately we have two of the world’s biggest idiots on the case, so expect plenty of coherent answers to all of these questions! Music credits: “The Big Idea,” by J Blanks “Beautiful Darkness,” by Allen Grey “News Intro Loop,” by Aurus Audio Thanks as always to original Baby Boy Scott Lamb for the intro music, and to Superbrat for the outro music. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jack-shepherd8/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bad news. Stacey is a crime girl again. She just can’t help herself, she’s as drawn to crime as she is hot and horny young men, like Terry/David Hoyt/Hawthorne. This week, the girls solve a mystery, but like, an actual mystery. Who is trying to pass off counterfeit bills all over Stoneybrook? Is it the nefarious English teacher, Mr. Fisk? Is it Stacey’s new lover? Is it the savior of the Dunmer people and the hero of Morrowind, the Nerevarine? You’ll have to listen to find out. Music Credits: “The Mission” by BrownHouseMedia on Envato Elements “Classic Arcade Video Game” by Adigold on Envato Elements “Parting Ways” by AllenGrey on Envato Elements “Happy Romantic Cinematic Piano” by MusicalSmile on Envato Elements “22” by Taylor Swift “Catwalk” by jjjack The theme to “Morrowind” by Jeremy Soule “Beautiful Darkness” by AllenGrey on Envato Elements Thanks to original Baby Boy Scott Lamb for the intro music and Superbrat for the outro music. --- Support this podcast: https://po

The boys are elbows deep in Boethius this week as they take a trip with Kristy and the Krashers to a mansion that is haunted by the angry, vengeful ghost of The Patriarchy itself. Meanwhile, the Pike boys are living backwards, Mary Anne finds a runaway bride in a sewing shop, and a couple of experts drop by to offer their thoughtful, modern, and inspired expertise in what is sure to become an instant classic segment for our most fashion forward listeners. As usual, a surprising and possibly unwelcome amount of poetry, and this week … some insight into what may have happened on those fateful days leading up to June 10. Music credits: “Suspenseful Dark Cinematic Mystery,” by Sun Channel Music “Chopstick Slapstick,” by OurMusicBox “Gothic Choir,” by Allen Grey “Sad to Hopeful,” by The Story Shop “Banjo Hoedown,” by Andy Slatter “Once Upon a Dark Time,” by Allen Grey “Sadness,” by Allen Grey Thanks to original Baby Boy Scott Lamb for the intro music, and Baby Bee Wolfkiller for the outro music. --- S

This week, Jessi and Quint break it off. But not before they harass two master actors and probable lovers by accusing them of crimes and stalking them across New York City. Meanwhile, the boys talk fatherhood, the boys that make them horny, the Nickelodeon show Doug, old Don Hertzfeld shorts, and their mutual friend Gus. (Hi Gus!) Also, Ellen and Ann forgot to put a mystery in this one. Oh well! Music Credits: “Hitchcock Suspense” By JBlanks on Envato Elements “Vintage Dramatic Organ” by Sound-Ideas on Envato Elements “Serenity” by AllenGrey on Envato Elements “Beautiful Darkness” by AllenGrey on Envato Elements “Parting Ways” by AllenGrey on Envato Elements “Lullaby for Frida” by Stockwaves on Envato Elements “The Seduction” by JBlanks on Envato Elements “The Piano” by Olexandr Ignatov on Envato Elements “Banging’ on a Trash Can” from Doug “Comedy Freak Show” by AllenGrey on Envato Elements “Transylvania” by lucafrancini on Envato Elements Thanks to original Baby

A searing indictment of Minnesota’s police force specifically, this brave episode goes where no previous episode has dared to go: Right to the source of all the True Crime that everybody’s doing these days! And that includes the international dong-thievery that is taking place in Stoneybrook itself, the cat kissing and the dog licking that is all too rampant in today’s society, and the equally troubling (if not technically illegal) way in which Mary Anne talks about Dawn’s mom’s perfectly nice tofu curry. Alright, people, let’s find out who’s been stealing all these dogs! (Spoilers for Beastmaster.) Music credits: “That Epicness,” by MarbleSpace “Once Upon a Dark Time,” by Allen Grey “Beautiful Darkness,” by Allen Grey “Tears of Joy,” by Adigold “Saying Goodbye,” by J Blanks Thanks as always to original Baby Boy Scott Lamb for the intro music, and to Superbrat for the outro music. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jack-shepherd8/support Learn more about your ad choic

“Mystery” is generous for this book because there was not really much of a mystery, but it was a pretty fun book and discussion! When Janine “The Janenius” Kishi begins to act strange around her family, they begin to wonder if she’s fallen in with a bad crowd. But, she hasn’t. She just has a super hunky boyfriend now called Jerry. Mystery solved. Lots of X eye for the Y guy discussion, so all the ~fashionistas~ out there in Baby Nation should get a kick out of Jack and Tanner’s complete misunderstanding of all things fashion. Music Credits: “Cinematic Investigation” by lucafrancini on Envato Elements “Dark World” by Allen Grey on Envato Elements “Classic Arcade Video Game” by Adigold on Envato Elements “Time Capsule” by Allen Grey on Envato Elements ”Kochanie” by Orkiestra Polska “All Things” by Betty Who “My Baby’s Got A Secret” (Karaoke Version) by Madonna “Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm” (Karaoke Version) by Crash Test Dummies “Parting Ways” by Allen Grey on Envato Elements “Sexy R&B