Hank Patterson's Outdoor Misadventures

It's that time of year again, where Hank takes a break from his typical personality and disposition to be thankful...  You'll hear how much he appreciates fire, fishing, baking, the Starbucks App, friends, family, all of you and so much more. Enjoy! 

Here's a special edition episode recorded live on the beach, in a wind storm, in Corpus Christi Texas. When cold and wind turned Hank's Red Fishing trip into a "let's drink in the tent" trip, Hank and friends picked up a couple microphones and recorded this episode. Enjoy! 

On this weeks exciting, mind melting, nonsensicle episode Hank is talking with his buddy Jake about all sorts of things...  Severed heads, dog kissess, hide and seek, hunting and sheep.  ENJOY! 

This week, Hank is joined by his buddy artist Ed Anderson. They'll be talking all about fishing off Sanibel Island, elk hunting, bears in Alaska, being a tattoo guy and so much more...  Enjoy! 

Here's a disorganized little ditty that follows no particular pattern and we're all the better for it. Finding elk, not finding deer, soup with Van Gogh and how to survive a nuclear bomb are a handful of the many topics on today's episode. Take off your thinking cap and enjoy! 

Hank's singing christmas tunes, talking Grizzly bear Tattoos and ranting about cheaters cheating in a Walleye tournament in lake Eerie. This one's a doozy. Enjoy! 

Little ditty 'bout getting hooked in the neck, mt. goats, urine, pumpkin bread and more. Enjoy! 

Hank's back with an episode all about poaching punishments, big foot sightings in South Carolina, taking a hiatus from news and politics and skipping stones. Enjoy! 

Here's a little ditty 'bout football, wine, cow burps and agreeing to disagree and agreeing to agree and much more random stuff and junk. Hambone! Enjoy! 

Hank's ramblings this week include some thoughts on Gazelle eating Hippos, sleeping under the stars, wearing overalls and a domesticated named Wally. Enjoy!

Hank spent some less than relaxing time at the cabin last week and we get to hear him bitch and moan about that, tourists and cheetos. Also, did you know Hank loves pancakes? You will after this episode. Enjoy! 

This weeks nonsense includes Hank's thimbal of knowledge pertaining to wine, severed foots, broccoli tacos and a gear suggestion you will not want to miss. Enjoy!

In this episode Hank talks about his favorite books, meeting a Pulitzer Prize winner and how to take outdoor photos without getting yourself killed to death. Enjoy! 

Why have an episode description with a title like that!? Why not? This week Hank discusses Florida, iguanas, uninvited guests, fart etiquette and camp food. Enjoy! 

Hank's back with a rambling episode all about hot dog casserole, climbing Mt. Whitney, motivation and how NOT to litter in the great outdoors. Enjoy! 

Hank's going on and on about the amazing dry fly fishing he's been having... again...  He's also yammering about kindness, neighborlyness, etiquette and camping alone. Listen with a friend or while camping alone! Enjoy!

Hank got buzzed by a rattler. Some crazy fish washed up on a California beach and people loved it! An unhealthy fear of birds. Gettin' your kids to get outside. Pants tucked into socks. Hillarity.  Enjoy! 

On this episode Hank shares his thoughts on one mans master plan to escape to Cuba on a Jet Ski, what to do when you're the only one catching fish and what to do when it rains on your camping trip. Enjoy! 

Here's an episode all about hammocks, what not to use during a caddis hatch, salmon flies, wales and the Lochness monster.  Enjoy! 

Here's a episode sure to answer many questions you never had. It's all about making decisions while impaired, reptile weiners, Arbys and how to enjoy fishing! Enjoy!