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Send us your Trash: trashcastlepod@gmail.com Classic TC False-starts // A Professional Critique of SNL // Andrew Yang Demands Payment for our Data // Post Malone's Rosé Reaches Top of Billboard Charts // Eggs Swipe Left or Right On Sperm // AMC Movie Theaters Backpedal to the Tune of Corona // Families of Two Women who Portrayed Aunt Jemima Speak out // Twitter's New Audio Feature // Fireworks Around America Are Questionable // NBA Lord of the Corona Rings // 1/2 A Mill Less Babies Born this Year? //

Send us your Trash: trashcastlepod@gmail.com Quaker Oats Removing Racist Branding // Soprano's Creator Accidentally Reveals Ending // Siri Phone Recording Shortcut For When You're Pulled Over by Cops // Amazon Will Stop Providing Facial Recognition Technology 2 Police (For 1 Year, LOL!) // Data Collection Mad Scary // Mark McGuire's Baseball Used to Be Worth 3 Million. Not Anymore // Light Bulbs May Be Listening to Us! // NBA Has Snitch Hotline //

Send us your Trash: trashcastlepod@gmail.com We're Back and Feeling Weird // NBA is Going to Disney World // Conan McGregor Retires (Again) // Baseball's Audience is Now Stuffed Animals // Coachella is Cancelled-Fraternities Everywhere Mourn the Loss, and also RIP Sex Suits? // Starbucks is Closing Everywhere-NYC is Now the Suburbs?! // Google's Getting Sued for Allegedly Collecting Incognito Mode (Porn) Data // Teeter Out

This week we're going into the vault, releasing an almost never before heard (and never meant to be heard) episode. Hear us working out the kinks in this resurfaced "episode 1" TC rarity. We'll be back next week.

Send us your Trash: trashcastlepod@gmail.com   Happy National Hamburger Day! // Shahin's Rising Celeb Status // CDC Warns Aggressive Rats--The Rat Takeover (aughh!) // Fans Turn on John Krasinksi // SpaceX/NASA Blastoff Collab Countdown--People Are Half Paying Attention to It // Possibly Hitler's Alligator Dies // Minor League Baseball Stadium Listed on Airbnb // Twitter Fact-Checks Trump Tweets // Pablo Escobar's Brother Files Lawsuit Against Apple -- Also Selling Gold-Plated IPhone // 

They Said We Couldn't Pod // Bigamy Is Now Legal in Utah // Joe Rogan Leaving Youtube // Comedy Central Tries to Find the Humor by Firing People // Chuck E. Cheese Puts On Disguise For Takeout Operation--Twitter Is Asking Questions Tho // JCPenney Files For Bankruptcy // Kanye and Kim's Former Security Guard is Mad // The Last Dance ROUNDUP // 

Shahin's Getting Half Strong // The End of Silicon Valley (Cause Corona)?! // NBA Considers Playing ALL Games in Orlando+Georgia-- It's Getting Weird // Mother's Day Robbery, SMH // Last Dance Rant // Mother's Day RED LOBSTER Fighting and MAYHEM!! // The Origin of Circular & Tubed Meats // Tekashi 69 Donation Rejected // Robot Dog Encourages Social Distancing // 20K Georgia Teens Get Licenses Without Taking Drivers Test! // FDA Approved Magic Mushrooms // The Last Dance Rant & MJ is the Greatest //

Send us your Trash: trashcastlepod@gmail.com Pleasantries Exchanged // Ken Burns Disses Michael Jordan Documentary--Some Documentary Tangents // Corona Virus Protective Suit Created for Concert Going/Sex  // How to Wear a Covid Mask // Holding Breath During Covid // Is Hotboxing a Myth? // Wendy's Runs Out of Beef // Spitting on Cashier Incident in Philly // Man Secretly Living on Private Disney Island BUSTED // Is the NBA Moving to Disneyworld ?! // Elon Musk & Grimes Have a Robot Baby //

Send us your trash: trashcastlepod@gmail.com Trash Castle Screwups Addressed // Kanye West is Now a Billionaire. But How? // Ye Gearing Up 2 Run 4 Pres? // Tom DeLonge & Pentagon Spot UFOs // Upright Citizens Brigade Venues Close In NY, Innocent Audiences Breathe Sighs of Relief // De Blasio Breaks Up Rabbi's Funeral // SXSW Won't Give Refunds // Philly Can't Stop Throwing Garbage Down the Toilet, Mayor is Pissed // Shahin4Mayor Jacob4Sanitation // Students in NY File Class Action Against Universities //

A classic TC Screwup. Jacob accidentally recorded terrible audio (whoops!). It'll be better next week! Send us your trash: trashcastlepod@gmail.com Earth Day! // Zoo May Feed Some of Their Animals 2 Other Animals // Oil Prices & Oregano's the New Currency // Man Breaks Into Local Restaurant & Feasts 4 Days // Netflix's Too Hot to Handle Inspired by Seinfeld // Reality TV Digression, Love is Blind=Documentary // Elmo-Led Drumline // Is Ellen a Monster? // Psychologist Says Boredom Good for Tha Brain? //

Send us your trash/trash thoughts: trashcastlepod@gmail.com Pleasantries Exchanged // Corona Frozen Pizza Limitation Challenges America // NCAA/Hooters Shutdown Causes Corona Chicken Wing Surplus // Meat Production & PETA Hierarchy of Cuteness // WWE Considered 'Necessary Service" // NBA Creates Horse Competition, it's Not Good //Tiger King's Carole Baskin Upset w/ How She Was Portrayed // Shahin Likes Cauliflower Crust // FDA Tells Alex Jones to Stop Promoting Fake Covid Cures // Joel Osteen Rant //

Tracing Shahin's Descent into Corona Madness // Corona Divorces + FaceTime Cheating // Shahin's Scarring Experience #1 // Major League Baseball Corona Plans// Major League Bio-Dome Reality TV Baseball // U of Penn Students Make Minesweeper Simulation of U of Penn // Netflix Instagram Live Show Cashes in On Mental Illness // Wisconsin Primary is Screwed Up // Joe Rogan Stuff // Disney World Taking People's Temperatures? // Shahin's Recipe of the Week // Joel Osteen & Kanye Dropping Easter Service Collab //

An April Fools' Day Special // Childhood Bedroom Quarantine Over // Public Enemy, Chuck D, & Flavor Flav's Lazy April fools' // K-pop star Jaejoong says he has Corona, then April fools'! // Shaq's Corona Coachella performance // Tiger King Recap! // Rona Surveillance // Michael Jordan Documentary Coming Soon & Conspiracy Theories // Alex Jones' Infowar App Banned by Google // 101-year-old man beats every illness including Corona // Cheesecake Factory Decides Not 2 Pay Rent // Shahin's Recipe of the Week //

We're the Oracle // The Day Jacob Met Weezer // Corona Mocker Licks All Over Walmart // Shahin's Video Game Recommendations // Terrible Tiger King Recap // Jeremy Renner Wants Child Support Discount // LeBron Gets Sued 4 Posting Pics of LeBron // The Fasties (Fast Food Awards) Recap // Shahin's a Crustpunk // Philly Not Arresting People // Movie Theaters Creating Virtual Experiences // McDonald's Thrown Shade for Showing Imaginary Support // Stand By Britney Spears // Shit You Should Listen To/Watch //      

Fleeing NYC During Corona // 17-Year-Old Makes Website that Tracks Coronavirus // Yang's Phone Blowin' Up // Corona Porn Searches Spike on Pornhub // Elon Musk Tweets Annoying Shit // Things 2 Do During Social Distancing // Movies Meant for Theatrical Release Now Streaming Online-End of Movie Theater? // Bitcoin Prices Decline // Part of Dead Sea Scroll is Fake // Pope Asks God 2 Stop Corona // NBA Hoarding Corona Testing Kits // Wine Bottle Stabbing @ Costco // Ass Washing Technology // Drake's Billboard Record // Animator Banned

Jacob's NYC Corona Report // Warriors Playing NBA Games Without Fans in Attendance (Corona!!) // RIP Marnie, The Instagram Dog :(( // How to Create a Celebrity Pet // Krispy Kreme Makes Diabetes in Mini Size Now // Can Dogs Get Corona? // Uber's 2020 Lost & Found Index // Post Malone's Concerned Fans // Space X Sending Rich People 2 Space in 2020/2021 + Space Snack Talk // Scientists Paying Volunteers to be Infected with Corona Virus? // Teeter Out //    

Corona hiding spots // Amazon is Scared of Corona, Cancels SXSW Screenings // Studies Show Humans Smell Handshakes // Love is Blind Review, Love is Blind Psychological Studies // Pornhub Releases 1st Non-Porn Feature Film on Site =New MOMA // Marshawn Lynch Thrown Shade by Ungrateful Princeton Students // Twitter Testing Out Disappearing Tweets // Universal Basic Income In Philly // Lady Gaga's Dad Is Pissed // Spike Lee vs NY Knicks Beef // Flavor Flav Kicked Out of Public Enemy //

Jacob’s Battle w/ Cod // Police Rule Gritty Didn't Smack Kid // Iconic Boner4Ever Graffiti at Risk // Iran's Health Minister Contracts Corona, Shahin's Y2King House // Drug Dealer Loses $60mill in Bitcoin// Apple Doesn't Allows Villains 2 Hold Iphones In Movies // Friends Reunion // Musicians Generate Every Possible Melody 4 Public Domain // Hot Pockets Heiress Caught Bribing College // Clearview AI Hacked // MJ Speaks on Meme // Drake Trolls Giannis // Bookstores Trying 2 Compete W/ Amazon //

Our 1 Year Anniversary and It's Interesting // Bloomberg Pays Influencers $150 2 Post Ads for Him // Common's All-Star Game Player Introduction Rap // Ice Cube Calls Out NBA for Taking Credit 4 His Idea // Justin Bieber Didn't Steal that Song // Top Vacation Spots lol // Video Game Money Isn't Real According 2 IRS // Bomb-Sniffing Grasshoppers?! // KFC Chicken Crocs w/ Chicken Smells // Man Awarded $150K 4 'IM God' License Plate // Jeff Bezos Pretends 2 Care Some More // 

Thursday is Going Down On You // Kanye's Life of Pablo Turns 4 // The Oscars-No one's Watching Them // Yang Gang is Over Until 2024/Joe Biden's Lobotomy? // Disney Fines School $250 4 Showing Lion King @ Fundraiser // Papa John Lies About Pizza Eating // Elon Musk Wants 2 Cancel Facebook + Jacob & Shahin Rant About Twitter For Awhile // Libraries > Movies? // Amazon Still Treats Workers Like Trash // Kant Attacked by Graffiti // Pianist's $20,000 Piano Destroyed // First-Ever Fast Food Awards