Trash Castle

Dunkaroos Are Coming Back to the US! // Youtube Demands Tech Firm Stops Collecting Database of Human Faces // Lazyass Salamander Stayed in Same Spot for 7 Years // PETA Says Term 'Pet' Is Derogatory, Call Them Companions // Shakira Charged W Tax Evasion // MoviePass Officially & Expectedly Dead // Real Lazy Oscar Predictions Based On Movies We Didn't Watch // Rapper Steals 4 Million From Employer to Launch Career // NY Knicks' Showers Are Trash // Teeter Out //

Pleasantries Exchanged + Jacob's Adderall Experience // 3000 Year-Old Mummified Priest Speaks Again // Man Temporarily Quits Real Life 2 See 30 NBA Teams Play in 30 days // Police Don't Like TikTok Outlet Challenge Cause it May Burn Stuff Down // Man Beats Mobile Golf Game After 5 Years of Ignoring Family // Tyler The Creator's Grammy Win Backhanded Compliment? // Allen Iverson Loses Backpack W 500K in Jewelry // Brother & Sister Throw Mother's Life Savings in the Trash // Shahin Fights the System!! // 

Construction Woes + Shahin's Florida Bball "Adventure" // $8000 to Watch the Super Bowl // Beloved Philly Flyers Mascot Gritty Allegedly Hits Boy // Eminem Raps Real Fast Setting Record, but Also Still Unlistenable // Proposal to Save NYC from Impending Doom by Building Hugeass Wall // Aerosmith Forces their Drummer to Reapply for Job as Aerosmith Drummer // First Iranian American W/ Hollywood Walk Of Fame Star // Is Migos Calling it Quits? // Songwriter David Olney Dies Onstage (RIP) // Teeter Out //

1st Living Robot With Frog Parts // Man Makes Half Court Shot: Is Fucked Over by New York Knicks // Rap Lyrics Used As Evidence in Court // Dave Chapelle Supports Andrew Yang // Kawhi Leonard & Paul George Plot Behind Drake's Back At Drake's House // Americans Trust Amazon More than Tom Hanks (SMH) // Amazon Looking to Push Luxury Brand // Pizza Robot Makes 300 Zas Per Hour // Kids Make Fun of 50 Cent's Friend // Adam Sandler Threatens to Make the Worst Movie Ever If not Oscar Nominated (Maybe) //         

We’re Back and Better Than Ever. Also, 2020 Has Been 8 Months Long Already // One Hero Sends Nudes 4 Australia // Man Registers Beehive as Service Animal // 1st Shaq Sighting of 2020/Shaq is God // Is a Rabbi a Preacher? // Woman Arrested for Headbutting Flight Attending and Mile High Club Attempt //  Airplane Snacks etc. Rant // Y2K Bug Taking Us Down in 2020 // People Don’t Know Where Iran is On Map // Marijuana Breathalyzer?! //  More Inclusive Mile High Club // Teeter Out // Facebook Banning Deepfakes // Teeterout 

It's 2020, and we're already nostalgic for 2019 so we're re-airing our first episode.  raining rats in nyc // jewish Jackie chan turnstile jumpin // the iron sheik // Lebron's godfather moves // meek mill and mike rap beef // drake's $400k iPhone case // dave assman's revenge // michelle carter // hit us up joe rog

The Year in Trash. We are the oracle // Robert De Niro's Unhinged Podcasting // The Irishmen: 8 Hours too Long, // Amazon's Security Camera's Hacked // Kevin Spacey's Second Weridass Video // Virgil Declares the End of Streetwear // Wendy's Bball Frosty Conflict // Mayor of Chick-fil-A // Kanye's Xmas Album // California Weed Sales Lower than Projected // We discuss the highs and lows in trash this year, make apologies, and bury some Trash Castle hatchets. // 

Trash Castle Brand Adderrall! // Pornhub, Most Searched Porn of the Year! // Kumail Naniani’s Abs // NBA’s Dion Waiters Caught on Boat After Calling in Sick // Woman Maxes Out Annual Limit on Health Insurance, Art Basel Banana & The Worth of Life // Quebec Orders Comedian to Pay $35,000 for a Joke // Beverly Hills Synagogue Vandalized // Krispy Kreme’s Nazi Ties // New Slanted Toilet (Problematic!) // Pirate Bay’s Streaming Service // Mr. Roger’s Movie // Thing About Dogs & UPS // King Friday Porn Teeter //

Trash Castle/CVS Collaboration Stocking Stuffer // Oceans Are Losing Oxygen // $120,000 Popeyes Chicken Sandwich Art @ Art Basel // Kanye+Joel Osteen Yankee Stadium Snake Oil Collab // Dating App Matching People Based on Their DNA (It’s all over) // Autopiloted Tesla Crashes in2 Cop Car // Body Builder Marries Sex Doll/A Sex Doll Future // Amazon’s Ruining New York // Pseudo-Movie Review: “Marriage Story” (trash!) // Subway’s Chicken Isn’t Real // 311 Makes CBD Merch // Half A Story About Subway

Trashgiving Recovery // Sex in Ur Parent's Basement // Stray Dog Cuddles Orphaned Kittens // RIP to the Truest Cat, LIL BUB // World's First AI News Anchor, AKA It's All Over // Pete Davidson 1 Million Dollar NDA // Michael Jackson Musical // Toys R Us is BACK, and We Feel Nothing // French Fry Shortage?! // Robot Police Dog, Spot (Aughhh!) // Is Elon Musk Ruining Astronomy or Not? // Drake's Streaming Record // Shaq Gets Egg to the Face // Russian Cows Use VR // Teeter Out //

A Trashgiving Special // Man Smuggles Meth in Goat Intestines (allegedly) // Black Market Bologna Smuggle Attempt // Porn Stars’ Instagram Accounts Deleted // The Bernie Sanders App // Netflix Buys Oldass NY Indie Theater // Sugar Ray Frontman Breaks-up with someone’s Boyfriend 4 them UPDATE: Turns out it was a joke // Google Hires Union Busters // Instacart Screwing Up Workers’ Wages // 2 Robots Debate Merit of AI aka We’re all Fucked // Iranian/Jewish Judo Love // Landline Interrupts Everything //

Impeach your Dads // Living in the MOMA // Nike Stops Sales Thru Amazon // Stay at the 1 Dollar Surveillance Hotel // Schools Lock Kids in Rooms // Esports Players Face Same Psychological Stress as Football Players? // Marie Kondo Cashes in Creating Junk Store // Hallmark Forces Applicant to 2 Watch 24 Hallmark Movies 4 $1000 // Did Disney Plus Get Hacked? // James Harden Analytics // Nat Geo Screws Up Their Top 25 Destination List W/ Grand Canyon // Teeter Out //

Trash Castle = Miracle // Frozen Doll Target Debacle // NY Woman Arrested for Selling Churros  // Amazon Will Never Pay Taxes // Feral Hogs Destroy Shitload of Cocaine // Magical Cocaine Washing Up on the Shores of France // Popeyes Sandwich Shitshow; murder, joint sandwich // Arby's May Hate Children // Gender Reveal Party Results in Plane Crash // Apple Credit Card Sexist? // Soccer Robots Will Steal Our Lives // Google Has Our Health Data // Drake's New Weed Company // Disney Plus Screws Up //

Building a Trash Castle Legacy // The Krispy Kreme Hustle+TC hero // Stabbing at Popeyes //  Weed Bag stuck up Man's Nose 4 18 years // Kanye's Brunchella Controversy // Microsoft tries 4 Day Workweek // Netflix Cancelling Series Before They Can Grow? // Phone Screens Detrimental to Toddler Development? // Martin Scorsese Won't Stop Talking About Marvel Movies Not Being Cinema, SMH // Scientists Demonstrate Brain-To-brain Communication? (aughhh!!) // Lebron Surpasses MJ in Heckler Reaction Dept //

A Very SCaRy Halloween Trash Castle // Controversial Abusive Haunted House? // Apple Watch Saves Injured Man // Is Kanye’s "Jesus is King" IMAX Movie Scam?// Man Who is Stabbed Stabs Stabber with Knife // NCAA Compensating Players for their Name and Likeness // Cataclysmic Floods Around the World by 2050? // Marica, Brazil Providing a Basic Income // Vinyl Surpassing CD Sales/CDs Sell Exist // Francis Ford Coppola’s Angry Marvel Rant, Part 2 // Shitty Apple TV Plus Reviews // Teeter Out

Trash Castle is a Cult // School Security Guard Fired // Snoop Dogg's Full Time Blunt Roller // Outback Steakhouse's Surveillance System // Francis Ford Coppola Calls Marvel Movies "Disgrace" // The Joker Stairs=Tourist Trap // The Other 2pac Shakur (still alive) // Drake's Make-Believe NBA Championship Ring // Blink 182 Frontman Co-Signed By US Navy // Facebook's Cryptocurrency // Bang Bros Basketball Stadium? // Teeter Out //

Jacob's NyQuil Regrets + Apologies // The Joker // Cassette Tape Shortage?! // Weed Helps Geriatric Brains? // Dopest Time 2 Die // Walmart Delivers Groceries 2 your Fridge //  America's Fav Halloween Candy // Michael Jackson Musical // Arrest of Zombie Insta Star // Apple removes App Used by Hong Kong Residents // LeBron Speaks on Hong Kong // Should We Hate Ellen? // Family Lives Underground For 9 Years // Oxford Dictionary Adds Star Wars // AMC's Streaming Service // The Rock Running 4 President?! //

DayQuil Haze // China's NBA Ban // Snoop Dogg's Weed Show Questioned by UOK // Kylie Jenner's Stupid Bugatti // Barista's Share Wages // Jacob VS Shahin's Tipping Policy // We Know What Fruit Bats Think // America Agrees Candy Corn = Trash // Professor Spends $190,000 at Gentleman's Club // Netflix Bypassing Movie Theater System // Martin Scorsese Hating on Superhero Films // Dropping Priest Celibacy Requirements? // Target Opening Disney Story Inside Target // DayQuilTeeter Out

Pleasantries from Jacob's Mom's House // Medieval Peasants' Vacations Longer Than Ours // Applying to McDonald's via Alexa // Elon Musk Shipping Us to the Moon Real Soon?! // Kanye Not Making Secular Music Anymore // Can Kim Kardashian's SKIMS Make Us less Fat? // Felicity Huffman's Kid Needs to Retake SAT // Get Your CBD Oil @ American Eagle // Amazon Opening Grocery Store Chain // Viral Bagel Guy Runs From Fight Against Screech // Shaq's Rap Beef w/ Damian Lillard // Shit You Should Watch

Shahin's sleeping+Jacob's hanging over // Sexy Mr. Rogers Costume Controversy // Wedding Proposal Death // The Joker Movie Controversy // Stanislav Yevgrafovich Petrov's (RIP) Nuclear War Fake Out // Kanye West = Highest Paid Hip Hop Artist of 2019 // Quizzo=Boring AF Without the Cheating // Facebook's Scary AF Mind-reading Wristband // CEO of Juul Labs Steps Down // Vapes Maybe Killing Us // Robot Libraries Destroy Making Out & Book Discovery // $17 KIT KAT!