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As the girls talk about their personal experiences during the time of the COVID-19 virus pandemic, they also talk about this week's wedding episode. Find out which Tom is #1 for Zarria right now, and what tips Beth Ann has for staying sane during quarantine.

In the wake of the poop necklace heard round the world, the girls weigh in on how they feel about Max and Dayna, and Zarria writes a letter to Kristen Doute from the heart.

The girls have Amy Dupont on the show, the other half of the reaction video series Vanderpump Rules: Changing It Up, and boy is this one a doozy. Surprises galore, lots of thoughts on weddings in general, does Charli redeem herself from never eating pasta? Only the brave shall know the truth...

The girls take someone's side "110%" and well you'll just have to listen to find out who. Zarria goes in on who she thinks was wrong in that fight, and Beth Ann takes Would You Rather to a whole new level and dishes about her trip to Detroit to see Kristen Doute and Rachael O'Brien perform.

The Witches of Weho saga continues, with the girls staying true to their side. They also talk history of Pride Parades past, and choose which season was their favorite in honor of the upcoming Pride episode.

The girls have come to some conclusions about the newbies and rank the little freshmen piggies, cancel the weekly debate because there was no other side but Stassi's, and go HAM on Brett.

The girls reveal who won the debate from last week and return with another matchup this time about Dayna versus Scheana. They give us even more of a peek into their exciting lives as Zarria pods while driving and Beth Ann talks about bodily functions...again. Like sands through the hour glass, these are the best days of our lives.

It's a new year, new season of Pump Rules, and the girls don't hold back on breaking down the first episode of Season 8.  As always, they throw in a little (a lot) of their own personal takes on the big issues including the Kristen-Carter drama, what a hook up means (not anal), sobriety, and stress farts.

They're baaaack, and so is the Pump Rules crew with oodles of newbs and new drama.  The girls talk Season 8 predictions, which newbie will bring it, and our favorite team ups with charity by the cast.  And ask themselves wtf is up with the second-hand intro clip.

The girls talk all things Stassi and Beau Engagement including the Where's Kristen mystery.  Zarria goes full-Doute and reveals her investigation findings, and Beth Ann ruminates on social media's effects on real life.

The girls wrap up their whirlwind tour-de-broke in LA discussing bottomless mimosas before Hollywood Forever cemetery (where Beau just proposed to Stassi), Lucy-Gate insights after meeting Lisa and the notorious BLIZ, and why Guillermo is an angel from above.   The girls wrap up their tour-de-broke in LA discussing bottomless mimosas before Hollywood Forever cemetery (where Beau just proposed to Stassi), Lucy-Gate, meeting Lisa and the notorious BLIZ, murder, and why Guillermo is an angel.

The girls are in LA and have some share-able tea about why Lo is such a great right-hand woman, the TomTom menu, Shake Shack vs. In and Out, and LAX.

Beth Ann and Zarria invite the producer and program director of Beats by Girlz, to talk about what it means to be non-binary in honor of Pride.  They also dig into some pop culture like Christin's take on the Game of Thrones finale, and Christin comes up with some f*ck, marry, kills.  

Zarria and Beth Ann welcome Amy McBride, fellow Khaleesi and Pump Rules avid fan.  She spills the tea on the filming of Stassi's exclusive book signing at TomTom, who made a great first impression and what meeting Stassi is like in person.

The girls A to D on various cast members of Southern Charm, talk bathroom strategies and being OCD, and discuss current topics about womens' bodies being ruled by rich old white dudes.  They reminisce about Stassi's grandmother Rosemary and Zarria proposes a surprising patreon idea.

The girls talk why the Pump Rules season 8 reunion ending made up for Game of Thrones, James finishing off his season like Ray Finkle in Ace Ventura, and why the real-friends formula for the show works.  They also discuss beans being the magical fruit and Zarria gets her first taste of Southern Charm.

The girls dive into the lady pool with their Pump Rules drinking game cocktails and live podcast part two of the reunion.  They also reveal their own secret misstories and hisstories, and their thoughts on the revelatory James edit.

The girls record the Vanderpump Rules Season 7 Reunion Part 1 live as they stumble through TomTom Gate, himpathy, not camp Met Gala get-ups, and the Return to Witch Mountain (Rob's house.)  Join them in Zarria's own Vanderpump Rules reunion drinking game but as always, drive safe.

Beth Ann goes up against Fofty Cent with some Wiki-dirt, the girls propose a Stassi and Beau rom-com, and Zarria reveals listeners' reunion predictions.  Cocktail ideas for the upcoming reunion inspired by TomTom, the $1000 penguin and more.

The girls tackle the hard hitting questions this episode: does Ariana have a point about Lisa, has James changed, and will we roast Adam for being a proverbial f*ckboy.  Then they get all Vanessa Williams and save the best for last: a proper roast of Adam and all the f*ckboys of the world.