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(3:50) Chiefs offense: Is this the best they've ever looked?(13:50) 49ers offense: "Fake to Deebo, throw to McCaffrey. Fake to McCaffrey..."(26:50) Ahmed's Big Butt Awards: Chris Jones & Jaelan Phillips take home the big elephant(31:20) Bears offense: "How did this one-dimensional offense beat a D that looked elite?"(41:50) Patriots offense: "Bailey Zappe's TD was a worse throw than Mac Jones' INT"(50:30) Pete's "Peter Peter Peter" Awards: The Jets & Commanders get big plays from their punt team.(53:00) Zach Wilson: We give viewers a glimpse into Chris' cursive.(1:05:10) Trevor Lawrence: "He's missing the wow factor. He can make this throw."(1:10:30) Seahawks offense: "I watch them and can't help but think 'Was Russ holding them back?'"(1:22:15) Buccaneers defense: How did the once great Bucs front get shredded by the Panthers?(1:27:30) Stats...Truth or Lie? Ahmed gives some surprising numbers about the Colts, Raiders, Dolphins, & Chargers

(3:20) Chiefs def. 49ers: Is Patrick Mahomes actually BETTER without Tyreek Hill?(16:30) Panthers def. Buccaneers: Tom Brady's struggles were not the most surprising part of the Tampa loss.(24:00) Commanders def. Packers: "He's not going to win me back. They're not going to win me back."(32:30) Giants def. Jaguars: "The 5-legged beast of the East!"(47:10) Cowboys def. Lions: Dak is back, but the Cowboys didn't change. And that's good.(52:00) Dolphins def. Steelers: Noah Igbinoghene came up big, and Ahmed knows how to pronounce his name.(1:00:00) Bengals def. Falcons: "The Chris Simms high five curse has been lifted!"(1:05:30) Ravens def. Browns: Baltimore needs Gus Edwards to be their sledgehammer.(1:10:40) Jets def. Broncos: A bittersweet Damn! Okay for Breece Hall.(1:17:00) Seahawks def. Chargers: "There's nothing that Kenneth Walker can't do."(1:25:30) Titans def. Colts: Matt Ryan is "out to pasture."(1:31:00) Raiders def. Texans: Vegas is riding the hot hand with Josh Jacobs(1:35:40) MNF Bears-Patriots: C

(3:50) TNF: Saints at Cardinals(8:00) SUNDAY EARLY GAMES: Browns at Ravens(10:50) Buccaneers at Panthers(13:30) Falcons at Bengals(16:15) Lions at Cowboys(18:40) Giants at Jaguars(21:20) Colts at Titans(23:15) Packers at Commanders(26:10) SUNDAY LATE GAMES: Jets at Broncos(29:30) Texans at Raiders(31:25) Seahawks at Chargers(35:10) Chiefs at 49ers(37:35) Interlude: Simms has some green conspiracies about paper & cotton(43:00) SNF: Steelers at Dolphins(48:10) MNF: Bears at Patriots(52:15) Best Bets & Folsom Prison Blues pick

(4:00) Chiefs offense vs Bills defense: "This was the first time in this matchup where the Bills could sit back."(15:40) Bills offense vs Chiefs defense: "They couldn't play coverage vs him like years past."(24:30) Falcons offense vs 49ers defense: "Arthur Smith is an unbelievable game manager.”(29:50) 49ers offense vs Falcons defense: “I have no problem with the way Jimmy Garoppolo played.”(35:40) Buccaneers offense vs Steelers defense: Chris throws cold water on the narrative of turmoil in the TB locker room.(44:30) Steelers offense vs Buccaneers defense: Mitchell Trubisky came up big vs the blitzing Bucs.(52:00) Ahmed's Big Butt Awards: Za'Darius Smith & Quinnen Williams take home the elephant butt trophy.(55:20) Jets defense vs Packers offense: "Sauce is the real deal." Plus we try to decipher Aaron Rodgers’ “simple” comments.(1:11:20) “Peter Peter Peter” Awards: Flyer of the Week Ja’Sir Taylor wins the game for the Chargers.(1:15:20) Browns offense vs Patriots defense: “They play like they’re the Gre

(4:00) Bills def. Chiefs: "It's Brady vs Manning, but with flair."(12:20) Eagles def. Cowboys: "They need Dak Prescott. We can stop the nonsense."(20:40) Steelers def. Buccaneers: Simms makes another foot kissing guarantee (who keeps asking for this?).(26:30) Jets def. Packers: It's time to throw respect on the young Jets defense.(32:30) Giants def. Ravens: "They just hang around. Hang around. Haaaaaaang around."(38:20) Falcons def. 49ers: Other than injuries, what's wrong in San Francisco?(44:00) Colts def. Jaguars: Damn! Okay Matt Ryan. Didn't someone call him frail?(50:00) Bengals def. Saints: What does Chris think of Ja'Marr Chase's route tree now?(56:20) Seahawks def. Cardinals: Kenneth Walker is a missed tackle machine.(1:00:20) Vikings def. Dolphins: "Za, Za, Za, Za'Darius"(1:05:10) Patriots def. Browns: "Zappe Hour"(1:11:00) Rams def. Panthers: "Here's To You, Mr. Robinson"(1:14:30) MNF Broncos-Chargers: The guys are big Joe Buck/Troy Aikman fans.

(3:10) TNF: Commanders at Bears(6:40) SUNDAY EARLY GAMES: 49ers at Falcons(8:50) Patriots at Browns(11:15) Jets at Packers(15:00) Jaguars at Colts(17:50) Vikings at Dolphins(21:15) Bengals at Saints(23:45) Ravens at Giants(27:20) Buccaneers at Steelers(30:20) SUNDAY LATE GAMES: Panthers at Rams(32:30) Cardinals at Seahawks(35:50) Bills at Chiefs(44:00) SNF: Cowboys at Eagles(50:30) MNF: Broncos at Chargers(53:10) Best Bets &  Folsom Prison Blues

(2:50) Ravens defense: Baltimore ditches the blitz, and Ja'Marr Chase's route tree is "simple and sh*tty."(19:30) Giants defense: "That's where Wink Martindale is a mastermind." And the Packers' dink-and-dunk offense flops.(35:30) Jets defense: How much praise do they deserve for beating a 3rd-string QB?(45:15) Saints defense: Is Geno Smith a better fit for the Seahawks offense than Russell Wilson? And Tyrann Mathieu doesn't want to tackle anymore.(56:20) Ahmed's Big Butt Awards: Baron Browning and some guy named Aaron Donald take home the elephant butt.(1:00:00) Cowboys defense: "Dan Quinn went to the lab, with a pen and a pad."(1:11:20) Defense Player of the Year odds: Should Micah Parsons be the clear favorite?(1:15:00) Lions-Patriots: Ahmed can't believe Chris made him talk about this game again. And why is Aaron Glenn's Detroit defense so bad? (1:22:20) Chargers-Browns: "If Cleveland had a passing game, they would have torched this defense." 

(5:30) Ravens def. Bengals: "It was actually a team win for the first time this year."(15:10) Eagles def. Cardinals: Philly is good, but they can still be better.(22:30) Cowboys def. Rams: "Matthew Stafford has no chance right now."(30:00) Giants def. Packers: "No way they are where they are without Saquon Barkley."(39:40) Jets def. Dolphins: "They're super talented, I don't care who is at QB."(46:00) Texans def. Jaguars: Is it time for Chris to self-scout himself on Derek Stingley Jr?(51:40) Bills def. Steelers: "You're playing Madden on rookie level."(57:40) 49ers def. Panthers: BREAKING NEWS, the Matt Rhule era is over.(1:04:40) Chargers def. Browns: "All week to come up with the perfect play, and here's a slant."(1:11:00) Titans def. Commanders: Ahmed proposes a new Carson Wentz nickname.(1:15:50) Saints def. Seahawks: Does Taysom Hill deserve another shot as starting QB?(1:21:30) Vikings def. Bears: "I'm not sure how good they are yet."(1:24:45) Buccaneers def. Falcons: "Nothing the passer!"(1:29:45) Pat

(4:10) TNF: Colts at Broncos(7:20) LONDON: Giants vs Packers(10:15) SUNDAY EARLY GAMES: Steelers at Bills(14:00) Chargers at Browns(16:50) Texans at Jaguars(19:40) Bears at Vikings(23:20) Lions at Patriots(26:00) Seahawks at Saints(28:50) Dolphins at Jets(32:20) Falcons at Buccaneers(34:20) Titans at Commanders(35:45) SUNDAY LATE GAMES: 49ers at Panthers(40:00) Eagles at Cardinals(42:40) Cowboys at Rams(46:00) SNF: Bengals at Ravens(50:15) MNF: Raiders at Chiefs(53:00) Best Bets & Folsom Prison Blues Pick

(4:10) Chiefs offense: "One of the best KC gameplans I've seen in a long time."(18:10) Broncos offense: Russell Wilson "is part of the problem."(27:45) Ravens offense: Are Baltimore's struggles due to poor scheme or poor talent?(36:15) Bengals offense: Chris is downright mad at the Cincinnati offense.(46:45) Tony Dungy: The Hall of Fame coach texts Chris while we're taping with some Chiefs thoughts.(48:40) Ahmed's Big Butt Awards: Dexter Lawrence & Nick Bosa take home the big elephant butt trophy this week.(54:00) Eagles offense: The Philly O-line dominates again.(1:01:15) Jaguars offense: "Trevor Lawrence had the worst game he's had in a long time."(1:09:00) Colts offense: Do the problems go beyond Matt Ryan?(1:11:10) Titans offense: Why are they struggling in the 2nd half?(1:13:20) Cowboys: "Just stop with that Cooper Rush take. Stop."(1:17:30) Commanders: Who is more to blame: OC Scott Turner or DC Jack Del Rio?(1:18:40) Rams offense: “Allen Robinson is not the same guy anymore. He lost a gear.”(1:23:2

(5:00) Chiefs def. Buccaneers: Did Andy Reid take playcalling duties from Eric Bieniemy?(17:10) Bills def. Ravens: "There's some teams that can adjust at halftime, and some teams that can't."(28:25) Eagles def. Jaguars: “I am wrong on Jalen Hurts.”(35:50) Packers def. Patriots: “They’re not going to win a Super Bowl this way.”(44:00) Vikings def. Saints in London: “The day of the shutdown corner is done.”(50:30) Titans def. Colts: “Tennessee’s offense is close.”(55:30) Chargers def. Texans: Damn! Okay…"This is the best Derwin James we’ve seen”(1:00:40) Raiders def. Broncos: Maxx Crosby is “by far” the best defender in Vegas.(1:04:40) Jets def. Steelers: “The juice Zach Wilson brings is tangible.”(1:11:10) Cowboys def. Commanders: “They may not have the best defense out there, but they may have the scariest.”(1:15:30) Giants def. Bears: “Legs! Legs is who they are!”(1:21:00) Seahawks def. Lions: "Let Geno Cook"(1:26:45) Cardinals def. Panthers: "We're Not in Oklahoma Anymore"(1:30:50) Falcons def. Browns: "Rus

(2:20) TNF: Dolphins at Bengals(6:20) LONDON: Vikings vs Saints(10:50) SUNDAY EARLY GAMES: Browns at Falcons(15:20) Bills at Ravens(18:00) Commanders at Cowboys(20:20) Seahawks at Lions(22:40) Chargers at Texans(26:10) Titans at Colts(29:45) Bears at Giants(32:50) Jaguars at Eagles(36:20) Jets at Steelers(39:30) SUNDAY LATE GAMES: Cardinals at Panthers(42:40) Patriots at Packers(44:50) Broncos at Raiders(47:40) SNF: Chiefs at Buccaneers(50:30) MNF: Rams at 49ers(52:50) Best Bets & Folsom Prison Blues Pick

(3:15) Bills offense: After Josh Allen kept beating the blitz, Miami needs to "dial it back."(13:30) Dolphins offense: Tua Tagovailoa played tough, even though Buffalo "had a plan for the bullsh*t plays."(22:15) Ravens offense: "Because of Lamar Jackson, they're a pass-first team you have to play like a run-first team"(32:00) Patriots offense: After facing the shockingly weak Baltimore defense, how will New England adjust with Brian Hoyer?(40:30) Jaguars offense: Trevor Lawrence is taking a 2nd year leap in Doug Pederson's revamped offense.(54:05) Ahmed's Big Butt Awards: The self-proclaimed D-line expert debuts his awards with Josh Allen & Grady Jarrett.(56:50) Chiefs offense: "You're not a running team. Stop pretending."(1:08:40) Packers offense: What happened to the Green Bay offense after the first couple drives?(1:17:50) Buccaneers offense: "It was a myriad of mistakes."(1:25:40) Pete's Punt Awards: Who was the best punter and flyer of the week?(1:28:50) Cowboys-Giants: Chris talks about his impressi

(4:00) Dolphins def. Bills: Miami won the gotta-have-it plays, but is Chris worried about Buffalo?(17:35) Packers def. Buccaneers: Tampa's offensive struggles might not just be about injuries.(24:40) Eagles def. Commanders: "I should've had Jalen Hurts higher."(33:40) Colts def. Chiefs: "It's the same worries we've always had, Tyreek Hill or no Tyreek Hill."(41:10) Titans def. Raiders: Is Derek Carr to blame for Vegas' red zone woes?(46:00) Bengals def. Jets: Joe Burrow is slippery. And is Robert Saleh on the hot seat?(49:35) Panthers def. Saints: "Their offense sucks. It sucks."(54:25) Falcons def. Seahawks: "The stars in Atlanta are the coaches."(56:55) Broncos def. 49ers: "Jimmy G reminded us why they were in the QB market."(1:05:55) Ravens def. Patriots: If the season ended today, is Lamar Jackson the MVP?(1:11:00) Jaguars def. Chargers: Damn! Okay Devin Lloyd(1:17:40) Rams def. Cardinals: Kyler Murray is not happy with his receivers.(1:22:10) Vikings def. Lions: "The Wizard of Os-bourn"(1:27:10) Bears de

(2:15) TNF: Steelers at Browns(7:00) SUNDAY EARLY GAMES: Saints at Panthers(11:15) Texans at Bears(13:40) Chiefs at Colts(17:00) Bills at Dolphins(20:30) Lions at Vikings(24:00) Ravens at Patriots(26:40) Bengals at Jets(28:45) Raiders at Titans(31:25) Eagles at Commanders(34:25) SUNDAY LATE GAMES: Jaguars at Chargers(37:10) Rams at Cardinals(40:00) Falcons at Seahawks(42:20) Packers at Buccaneers(46:00) SNF: 49ers at Broncos(50:30) MNF: Cowboys at Giants(54:50) Best Bets & Folsom Prison Blues Pick

(6:10) Dolphins O vs Ravens D: "The best game Tua's ever played. There's no doubt."(19:30) Ravens O vs Dolphins D: "Lamar Jackson played an almost perfect game."(27:00) Bills O vs Titans D: "It's cheat code time. It's insane."(36:30) Titans O vs Bills D: "I don't look at Ryan Tannehill as the problem."(44:50) Chiefs O vs Chargers D: The Chargers D was aggressive...maybe too aggressive?(53:10) Chargers O vs Chiefs D: "They need to find a way to scare the defense."(58:50) Eagles O vs Vikings D: "Jalen Hurts is going in the right direction."(1:06:50) Vikings O vs Eagles D: "I like big butts and I cannot lie."(1:09:20) NFC Champion Odds: The public is catching up to how good the Eagles are.(1:12:00) Cardinals O vs Raiders D: "This is not who you are. Let's stop pretending."(1:18:00) Raiders O vs Cardinals D: How did Arizona shut down Davante Adams?(1:22:40) Colts O vs Jaguars D: "I can't overstate the ass-whupping this was."

(3:15) Dolphins def. Ravens: Will Chris finally tell Tuanon that he was wrong?(17:20) Cardinals def. Raiders: Kyler Murray is a magician.(23:30) Jets def. Browns: How did Cleveland lose this game?(30:10) 49ers def. Seahawks: The Jimmy Garoppolo era is back on.(39:10) Rams def. Falcons: "It's Rams f*ck up time."(44:10) Packers def. Bears: "Their entire offensive approach bothered me."(51:00) Lions def. Commanders: Damn! Okay Aidan Hutchinson(58:15) Cowboys def. Bengals: Was Cincinnati the most disappointing team of the week?(1:05:15) Jaguars def. Colts: Chris is worried about Matt Ryan's arm strength.(1:10:10) Buccaneers def. Saints: The fight that turned the game around.(1:16:20) Chiefs def. Chargers: The Kansas City offense bothered Chris again.(1:20:40) Giants def. Panthers: "When You Gano, You Gano"(1:26:00) Patriots def. Steelers: "The Full Nelson"(1:29:30) Broncos def. Texans: "Russ Against the Clock"(1:34:35) MNF Preview: Chris likes the Bills & the Eagles tonight

(2:10) TNF: Chargers at Chiefs(7:00) SUNDAY EARLY GAMES: Dolphins at Ravens(12:40) Jets at Browns(16:10) Commanders at Lions(19:20) Colts at Jaguars(23:00) Buccaneers at Saints(26:45) Panthers at Giants(30:20) Patriots at Steelers(33:15) SUNDAY LATE GAMES: Falcons at Rams(36:20) Seahawks at 49ers(39:40) Bengals at Cowboys(41:30) Texans at Broncos(44:10) Cardinals at Raiders(47:00) SNF: Bears at Packers(50:10) MNF: Titans at Bills(52:30) MNF: Vikings at Eagles(54:30) Best Bets & Folsom Prison Blues Pick

(5:15) Bengals offense: Was this really a bad day for Joe Burrow? Is the O-line really improved?(18:20) 49ers offense: How harshly should we judge Trey Lance in a monsoon?(29:20) Packers offense: Was Aaron Rodgers too cautious (again)?(36:00) Vikings offense: How was Justin Jefferson so open so often?(41:10) Cardinals offense: "I don't know if there's rhyme or reason to it."(48:50) Chiefs offense: Patrick Mahomes' passes were NSFW.(56:30) Raiders offense: Davante Adams is a perfect fit for the Josh McDaniels offense.(1:04:15) Patriots offense: Things in New England may not be as bad as they seem.(1:12:40) Dolphins offense: Chris liked his first look at the Mike McDaniel Miami system. (1:16:45) Eagles defense: Simms sees some warning signs about their scheme.(1:22:15) Eagles offense: Nick Sirianni and Jalen Hurts "put you in a bind."

(5:00) Steelers def. Bengals: "Pittsburgh won, but I feel better about Cincinnati."(17:30) Bears def. 49ers: "It was a monsoon. But you gotta play the best QB."(28:50) Giants def. Titans: "Saquon Barkley is back, everybody."(34:50) Chiefs def. Cardinals: Damn! Okay makes its return with a KC newcomer.(43:05) Chargers def. Raiders: Khalil Mack is The Closer.(50:50) Vikings def. Packers: "Damn! WTF were you thinking Green Bay?!"(55:15) Bills def. Rams: Did Matthew Stafford's arm motion look different to Chris?(1:00:00) Eagles def. Lions: Chris has praise for Jalen Hurts' deep ball.(1:04:40) Dolphins def. Patriots: "If Tua plays like he did yesterday, they're gonna be fine and dandy."(1:11:00) Buccaneers def. Cowboys: "When they can't run the ball, their offense gets exposed."(1:17:10) Saints def. Falcons: "Jameis Winston is learning how to play football in the NFL."(1:21:50) Colts & Texans tie: Is Houston better than we expected?(1:25:30) Commanders def. Jaguars: "It is hard to match up with those 3 guys at