Boozy Betties

This week the girls cover Porn or Polish, Drunk Nails, Hope Gets Slapped. We share the magic of Beauty's Biscuits and Pops for Patients and Chrissie...well, you will have to listen to understand.

This week, The girls talk about Cocktails and Vinyl pairings, Stripper parades, The Witcher, The Circle, The Whiskey Girl Gang, A bunch of get to know the girls questions and a moment of meltdown over dirty foot and titty money.

All the damn New! New Legal Weed laws, New Milestones, New Shows, New Booze, New Rants and slam downs. This one has it all.

Hey Nineteen! If you know the song, it is stuck in your head now. You're welcome!Happy New Year Bettie Squad! It is the Top 19 best of 2019 for the Betties! 2020 intentions and a SO DAMN HOT Shots or Consequences you can only find it on Patreon, rated hella X!

It is the Christmas edition! This week, Hope and Chrissie talk about their Christmas favorites. They both shock each other. They share a wish for a home decor item. Chrissie declares her love for an ex-convict. Hope WINS this round of Shots or Consequences in spectacular holiday fashion and they play a game you won’t want to miss.

Let the holiday of Festivus begin! The girls this week met a Lady of the World. Found out they have a beer being made for them. They talk about the FLP's Tournament of Sex and in the first Betties Festivus celebration....aired their Grievances.

This week, Hope saw Warhol and wanted to eat a dog biscuit. Chrissie got Shoot House back and dick pics too. The girls were gifted an awesome Boozy Christmas Tree and a Jason Derulo pic that made the holiday so much brighter.

This week, Hope Baked, Chrissie was almost shanked on Black Friday, the girls DID NOT survive, Survivor Series. They talked about the sugar daddy, mentally stripped strangers and this week's edition of Shots or Consequences had a little extra twang.

It's Thanksgiving week and damn it, we are so full of thankfulness...we also visit a pretty funk ass sex toy shop....it's called balance.

This week, the girls made beer at Rabid Brewing! Listened to a story for the ages about a British Bitch, Realized Bark Box has some kinky goodness and then Chrissie and Hope took a stroll down memory lane that ended up in the valley of firsts, such as first kisses, first sex shop stops and fave toys...you know, the usual.

This week we learn that Hope’s a poser, spiders are trying to kill Chrissie. The girls received some boozy gifts, drank not one but two X-Rated drinks, Talk foreplay, talk memories, they laugh, they cry, it was a....Rollercoaster....of love, rollercoaster ooh ooh, ooh, ooh (if you did not hear the Rollercoaster of love song after that last line there...DM Chrissie, she will send you the listen

This week, we talk about that drink style. The name game...or in this case, the secret nickname game and we play a little 5 second rule....uncensored.

The girls have come to the final Schpooky Episode of 2019. So, why not go out in style. This week they take a spin with The Graveyard. Ask the real fleshy questions. Share dreams and nightmares. Serial Killers, true crime mysteries and an unwelcome surprise.

It's time for the Dirty 30! Schpooky Style. We hit 30 episodes and for you long term listeners, we cannot thank you enough. We also know now for sure you have questionable morals. We like that. Take a listen to this October Halloween lovin ep and grab a drink. You Boozers have earned it!

This week, Hope layeth the Smackdown on her first Smackdown. The crazy that is 90 day fiance was reviewed. Chrissie got hands on vinyl and cocktail knowledge. They learned there is more to the Viagra Triangle than they knew. Finally, there is a new cocktail in town and she is a Queen.

This week, Chrissie and Hope had an extra boozy week. There was The Koval Tour and the Chicago Indie Spirits Expo! Hope vanished and showed off her amazing drunken pool skills...in the same night. Hope also did a good deed. Chrissie got drunk with the Irish and the Australians and fell in love with Corsets and Whips. Pretty much sums up a solid week.

We celebrate Batman Day, Comic Book Day and Pancake Day in one show! Hope feels the haunt, FINALLY! Hope is attacked by Wasps and Bees. There is the One eye taxi guy, Chrissie hits the ChiSox Beer Fest and they share some amazing charity organizations!

The girls hit the booze before 10:00 am this week, so Chrissie could head out and drink more. WWE Clash of Champions may be over but they made their pics to bet against the Ponies AND the weirdest game of would you rather, is played.

This week, Chrissie is dripping in garlic. Hope is muddling it up with a jerk motion.They talk about their emergency escape kits, Celebrity Chef Crushes, 83 yr olds on Tinder, Call of Duty, IT (scary ass clown), Beerfests, Distillery Tours, The McMix Tapes and....did we mention granny is out there getting all the peen?

Hello Bourbon Heritage month! We introduce you to Bourbon & Banter and their #30DaysofBourbon. Hope had a suspicious and luxurious week. Chrissie gets raspy and received the gift that keeps on giving. We review the things to not say during/after sex...and Rick James makes an appearance.