Boozy Betties

This week the girls chatted with a dope pod named Footlong Pony...they love all the things Chrissie loves, then they dangled the degenerate betting carrot over her head and well...they are in like Flynn. You should check em out. ALSO.....Chrissie goes on a road trip to Minnesota to see the inspo for the podcast, ends up almost murdered in meth lab/Dexter kill room AirBNB. Hope loses her mind over John Travolta.Much like Nic Cage, Jeff Goldblum is everywhere. We are also It was a weird, crazy week.

This week, we give a shout out to a new mate, the girls talked about the lies their parents told, all the meats, pumpkin sluts, what's better than sex and palaces. Hope describes warm heaven and Chrissie takes another loss in the bet realm.

This week we drink some amazing Bear-Ie White from Short Fuse Brewery. The pickleback shot goes down. The worst of the worst pick-up lines are shared. The Tale of Big Dick Envy is told. There is a baking lesson and the WWE Summer Slam picks and we remind you, to Just Eat It

Chrissie and Hope get picked up...with bad pick-up lines. Celebrate Shark Week...drunk. They drink with a bunch of old men. Hope learns the fate of the Golden Girls. A little This or That is played. AND...they both take a trip to Flavortown.

Hope and Chrissie had a week! Hope had an accident, They were both farted on. What would Free Shipping and Free Tax do to you? The RBF is official. The Bella Swan discovery, Chrissie coins Diva Dick and there is another adventure in What Grinds My Gears....

This week, it go big or go home time....Chrissie and Hope share an embarrassing moment, Hope gets Cheetolicious. Both are bringing dead people to dinner. Who's a moaner, who's not? and it is it time for not so rapid, rapid fire.

This week, Chrissie realizes she still can't dress herself, Hope let's loose on what grinds her gears. We teach a Master Class on Booze Smuggling....and Chance the Snapper gets a mention too!

Chrissie and Hope are back from a week off of travels and drunken debauchary and ready to have a Ted Talk, as in Bundy. Plus the rules of Sexting, nicknames and more randomisms.

Chrissie and Hope encounter drunk Ariel and Hope gets the last word. Chrissie may have a boy band habit...maybe. Bruised asses and covered in egg splooge...it's all about the dumb injuries.

Hope and Chrissie both discover there is a porn cobbler in the neighborhood. They both share a dirty secrets of make out sessions gone wrong, have a mad lib rap and take on some rapid fires.

Another week filled with doll heads, palms, busted ankles, bingo, and the drunkest the girls have ever been.

It only took 4 takes this week, but damnit we made it happen. We went to a new con, Freddy Krueger made an appearance...sorta, we shared our PSA's and we learned who Todd Guscock really is.

Hope and Chrissie go bowling, Hope gets a stalker , they encounter a stalker and invite you to come hang out and...they tell you what they taste like.

This week Chrissie ends up in the Swingers Twilight Zone, Hope learns she owns some GSP's, and nicknames become defined.

Chrissie and Hope encounter the "Free Bouncer". Share their see-through bathing suit stories and bonkers Q&A sesh and they tell you How they got those scars.

It was the trifecta on the extra boozy edition of the podcast, May the Fourth, Derby Day and Cinco De Mayo...which means, Chrissie and Hope got drunk-ish on the show.

Hope shares her weird aphrodisiac, Chrissie and Alexa have a talk, the dreamlandia tales are told and so many guilty pleasures revealed.

What does Captain America, two old ladies lunching, Frank Thomas and a potential cuck couple have in common...just listen and find out!

This Episode, Hope and Chrissie discuss their fears, the era they would live in, answer rapid fire questions and talk about dinosaurs....sorta.

Chrissie may have a new resident. The cringe words come to the convo and Hope channels Barry White.