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Sarah Squirm comes on to spread the good word about The Sarah Vaccine! We also discuss pretty much every Cronenberg movie, Coppola's Dracula, "penis movies," and that German guy who cut his dick off and ate it. Watch _The Sarah Vaccine_ for FREE on Means TV! Sarah Squirm: Instagram - @SarahSquirm Twitter - @SarahSquirm Letterboxd - @SarahSquirm Music & Links: _Dracula (1992)_ - Francis Ford Coppola Armin Meiwes (Guy who consensually cut someone's dick off and ate it) Sonic Youth - "Dude Ranch Nurse" YWDAP: Instagram - @ywdap Twitter - @ywdapodcast Discord Patreon

Aiden Arata returns to YWDAP this week to develop a foolproof strategy to win Netflix's The Circle. We also discuss Aiden's work featured in the upcoming NDA: An Autofiction Anthology, and her profile of Phoebe Bridgers in AP Magazine. Also, in honor of Yahoo Answers shutting down, Aaron pulls up their old questions from middle school to try to get some advice. Find Aiden's links below! Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/aidenarata Twitter - https://twitter.com/aidenarata Substack - aidenarata.substack.com - https://aidenarata.substack.com/ AP Magazine: Phoebe Bridgers feature (print only) - https://www.altpress.com/features/phoebe-bridgers-power-issue-women-rising-cover/ NDA: An Autofiction Anthology, out Nov 30 - https://www.simonandschuster.com/books/NDA-An-Autofiction-Anthology/Caitlin-Forst/9781576879931 Music and other links: The Circle - Netflix theme song - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5EmH0ZVM9E Angel MaMii - https://twitter.com/Angelmamii5 Purr Cat Cafe saga - https://imgur.com/a/pppsk Jos

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Jasamine White-Gluz of No Joy calls in to our first in-person pod in over a year! After we quickly exhaust most of our Canadian references, we hear from Jasamine about the benefits of government arts funding, why every Canadian band has 25 members, and how the No Joy merch table wound up as the background to the Bernie-wearing-mittens meme. Become a YWDAP patron for a Deftones-themed bonus episode featuring No Joy and YWDAP correspondent Juulsexual, out this Friday! (https://www.patreon.com/ywdap/) No Joy's new cassette, Can My Daughter See Me From Heaven, is out now via Bandcamp! (https://nojoy.bandcamp.com/album/can-my-daughter-see-me-from-heaven) No Joy: Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/nojoy68jk69/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/nojoy/ Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/nojoymusic Bandcamp - https://nojoy.bandcamp.com/ Music: No Joy - "Dream Rats" (https://nojoy.bandcamp.com/track/dream-rats) No Joy - "Kidder" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lxe-SajjSjI) YWDAP: Instagram - https://www.instagram

Straight Tim Cook joins us to tell us about his new vision for Apple. Also discussed: The Pussy Posse, Cocksucker Blues, John Coltrane, and finally being able to pod in person again. Music & Links: Bladee - "Apple" (https://youtu.be/OWtpoVmry2Q) John Coltrane - "A Love Supreme Part 2: Resolution" (https://youtu.be/CsxtKQW9ggg) John Coltrane - "Crescent" (https://youtu.be/3z6Fo61Ts_k) FLR Project - "Wrecking Ball - Miley Cyrus Cover" (https://youtu.be/Ai9xIGqiMfs) YWDAP: Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/ywdap Twitter - https://twitter.com/ywdapodcast Discord - https://discord.gg/VWrTQdS6Eq Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/ywdap

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Sweet Trip join us this week to talk (just a bit) about the reissues of their albums You Will Never Know Why and velocity: design: comfort, as well as their work on their upcoming new record. Also discussed: our favorite injuries, the origin of the band name, and how getting exposure in 2021 is different than in the late 90's. Follow Sweet Trip on Instagram at @sweet_trip_official, and stay tuned for their upcoming record and reissues on Bandcamp! Music & Links: Sweet Trip - "Walkers Beware! We Drive into the Sun" Sweet Trip - "Dsco" YWDAP: Instagram Twitter Discord Patreon

Teenage Stepdad joins us this week to talk about his brand-new show, Seize the Memes, premiering on Means TV 6/9! We discuss his experience making a video series from scratch, keeping the late-80's commercial aesthetic alive, and the lasting influence of Mad Magazine and Cracked. We also talk about his work with Jeff Rosenstock, Nothing, and Will Smith, and the importance of physical media in 2021. Find Teenage Stepdad's links below! teenagestepdad.com Instagram - @teenagestepdad Twitter - @teenagestepdad YWDAP: Instagram Twitter Discord Patreon

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Welcome to our special 4/20 episode featuring sonic denizen La Meme Young! We discuss weed, weed 2, how nice Skrillex is, and why shitty Android videos are so funny. Find La Meme Young's links below: Instagram @La_Meme_Young Twitter @La_Meme_Young LaMemeYoung.com peretsky.bandcamp.com Music & Links: Black Sabbath - "Sweet Leaf" _Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me_ - One-Armed Man Scene Sleep - "Dopesmoker"

Jacob has been watching Twin Peaks: The Return for the first time, so we basically just talk about David Lynch the whole time, which we could probably start a completely separate podcast about if we wanted to. (Don't listen too far if you're worried about getting spoiled for Twin Peaks) Music: Muddy Magnolias - "American Woman (David Lynch Remix)" Thought Gang - "A Real Indication" Chromatics - Shadow

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Eartheater calls in this week from the Cayman Islands to tell us about her newest record, modeling for Mugler, and getting kicked out of her apartment on the first day of COVID lockdown. We also have some good debate about RuPaul's Drag Race, whether "genre" should even exist, and why everyone has suddenly been thinking about Eminem recently... Listen to Eartheater's newest record Phoenix: Flames Are Dew Upon My Skin on Bandcamp, and follow Eartheater on Instagram at @eartheater and Twitter at @younggummystone! (Eartheater would also like to plug GOLDIE on Instagram - smash that follow) Music and Links: Eartheater - "Volcano" Eartheater - "How To Fight" Eartheater - "Below The Clavicle" Dazed - "In conversation: Casey Cadwallader and Mugler muse Eartheater"

Actor, director and meme admin Peter Vack joins us this week for some creative consultation about creating a rival account to @themasterofcum run by Peter's nemesis, Chris Pratt. We also reveal that Peter is secretly The Ion Pack with Eugene Kotlyarenko, we pay homage to Inside the Actor's Studio by asking James Lipton's 10 Questions, and Jacob has some fun with the soundboard. Follow @petervackofficial for business, and @themasterofcum for pleasure! Music and Links: Jonny Greenwood - Overtones (from The Master) Chris Pratt raps Eminem

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Jeff Jensen calls in all the way from Ghana this week to talk about his extremely wide but often hard-to-find body of work, including his work with director Rick Alverson in The Comedy and Entertainment, his prank phone calls as part of Earles and Jensen, and his various and often destructive live music acts. He also details his unreleased prank phone calls for American Apparel, emceeing for Sonic Youth and Pavement in character, and his documentary about the unbelievable story behind the independent Elvis museum "Graceland Too." Listen to Earles and Jensen's prank call album Just Farr A Laugh on YouTube and Spotify! Links: Earles and Jensen - I Should Hope So Chris Campbell Part 1 - Unreleased American Apparel prank call

Tina Halladay from Sheer Mag joins us this week to talk shitty Philly bars, the My Pillow guy, having their song played at a Bernie rally, and getting reviewed by Breitbart. We also couldn't find any Sheer Mag remixes so Jacob does a remix live on the pod. Follow Tina on Instagram at @bad6942090210 and listen to Sheer Mag on Bandcamp! Music and links: Sheer Mag - Fan the Flames Somewhere Out There - Nightcore Sylvester - You Make Me Feel Mighty Real Nightcore The IT Crowd - Goth 2 Boss Tim and Eric - Lazy Horse Mattress Michael Richards' apology on Letterman Sheer Mag - Expect the Bayonet

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Writer/director Andrew Bowser is our esteemed guest this week - you may know him better as Onyx the Fortuitous, or less formally, "Weird Satanist Guy," "Weird Arby's Guy," "Weird Sinkhole Guy," "Weird E3 Guy," et al. He joins us this week to tell us about the campaign for his crowdfunded feature film, Onyx The Fortuitous and The Talisman of Souls, and what it's like to translate his viral character into a long-form narrative. Also discussed is Onyx's recent resurgence on TikTok, our shared love of Cronenberg, and the time he tried and failed to introduce himself to Courtney Love. Follow Andrew on Instagram at @andrewbowserdirector, and contribute to his film's Kickstarter campaign at onyxthemovie.com! Links: Weird Satanist Guy Werewolf TikTok Weird Arby's Guy

Musician and fellow podcaster Bill Baird joins us to discuss his prolific body of work, and what it means to reinvent yourself with each new project. Also - lots of talk on the fascinating life and legacy of Sylvester Stallone, what it was like for Bill to and eat sushi with Anthony Kiedis and crash at Flea's house, Bill's experience with the recent snowstorms in Texas, and Jeff's memory of a crip-walking Hasid at one of Bill's shows. Find all of Bill's music and links at billbillbillbillbill.com! Music and links: Bill Baird - Loveshines I _The Pretender_ - Trailer Bill Baird - I Burnt All My Black Bill Baird - Not a Perfect Person (Looks Like I Fucked Up Again) Bill Baird - New York Love Bill Baird - Time After Time