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Spencer Fox of Charly Bliss calls in this week to mourn the many dead Brooklyn venues of years past, discuss the weirdness of digital performance during COVID, and compare how many tens of Casper mattresses we've impulse-bought after seeing their ads. Follow @charlybliss on Instagram and Twitter, and listen to their music on Bandcamp! Music: Chatroom (Nightcore Remix) - Charly Bliss Percolator - Charly Bliss

We don't really talk about the Safdie's for too long but the title was too good to pass up. We get a virus update from the White House, read some /x/ creepypasta, and review Vin Diesel's new EDM track (nightcore remix.)

Lots of movie talk this week. We discuss classic films such as Cars directed by David Cronenberg, Come and See starring Ellen DeGeneres, and 8 Mile 2 starring Chet Hanks. Also some heated debate over the 4:3 aspect ratio. Music: Sonic Youth - Washing Machine

Aaron and Jacob are trying to get the new graphics card, Tim Cook and Jony Ive reveal some new Apple products, and Jeff reveals he is a tech genius. Music & links: Patrice O'Neil on Creep by Radiohead Pile - Hissing for Peace

Kyle Mabson of the brilliant @selfies_food_and_pets joins us this week! Jeff is back on McDonald's WiFi, we discuss Pauly Shore, Crazy Town and Nu Metal, and Mabson takes us through the mythic history of Bad Boy Weekend. Links: Mabson's Threadless Mabson's SoundCloud Burn Cycle featuring Fat Tony - "What They're Saying" Video Game Textbook sqrL - buttHERfly (wagner twerkmix)

Andy Gibbs of doom metal band Thou (and future Shania Twain cover band Hank V) joins us this week to talk about all sorts of new music projects, including new tracks with Emma Ruth Rundle and what it was like to cover Bad Religion's Kerosene. We also remember 9/11 (for being Daniel Johnston's death day), make some very funny jokes about convolution reverb, and plan to set the world record any% speedrun for Black Mirror: Bandersnatch, which currently sits at 2 minutes 42 seconds. Keep your ears peeled for more music from Thou and Emma Ruth Rundle's collaboration May Our Chambers Be Full, releasing October 30. Also check out Andy's new solo record as Supplicate: Whip Becomes A spiral. Music: Thou and The Body - Coward (Vic Chesnutt cover) Thou - Kerosene (Bad Religion cover) Thou and Emma Ruth Rundle - Ancestral Recall

Cindie a.k.a. @males_are_cancelled a.k.a. @males_are_cancelled2 joins us for some broadly genital discussion this week, including FMK with Elon, Zuck and Bezos, some circ talk, and a product design workshop for an inflatable dick chair. Check out Virtual Goods Dealer for some tite merch, as well as the meme generators at Koji!

For our 50th episode, we are finally joined by friend and fellow podcaster Premiles from A Beautiful Day in the Gulch. Topics broached include r/atheism, malessoul, Bill Hitchert, and the saga of Darth Premiles. Follow @Premiles on Instagram and Twitter, and listen to our sibling podcast A Beautiful Day in the Gulch wherever you "download" your podcasts. Music: Swinging Back by Laffing Gas

Sadie Dupuis of Speedy Ortiz and Sad13 artistry joins us to discuss some Cereal Lore, which is so interesting we get completely sidetracked and forget to talk about her new music for like 45min. Other topics include the Twilight films, spending many dollars on a single hot chip, and Sadie's plans with Dylan Brady to make a Steely Dan impressions band. Follow Sadie at @Sad13 on Instagram and Twitter, and check out the new singles from her upcoming album Haunted Painting on Bandcamp! Check out the Union of Musicians and Allied Workers (UMAW) at unionofmusicians.org. Music: WTD? by Sad13 Note: This episode was recorded back in May, so some references are a bit dated!

Content warning: sexual assault Casey of @lured_by_burger_records joins us to discuss the rise and fall of the now-notorious record label.

We react to new music from Taylor Swift and Earl Sweatshirt, get bamboozled by epic satire, and long for the days of someecards.

The world's premiere Macklemore podcast is BACK with the latest Macklemore news and updates. Other topics include Anthony Fauci fanfiction, Asexual Call of Duty, and why school sucks (Foucault edition)

We catch up on the past month's Black Lives Matter movements and the sheer depravity of """re-opening""" for service workers. On a lighter note, we talk about the 100 gecs remix album and Jeff does some truly remarkable impressions.

The internet's busiest music nerd himself, Anthony Fantano joins us this week to forecast the upcoming water wars, discuss the latest and greatest YouTube drama, and extend the olive branch to Corey Feldman. Also: HUGE smoothie update. Check out Anthony's music reviews at The Needle Drop! Music & links: Nardwuar vs Corey Feldman (April 30, 2000) Corey Feldman - Ascension Millenium

Eric (DBA MethSyndicate) calls in this week to remember Sammy Adams and Ryan Sheckler, pay homage to some short kings, and tell the fascinating story of Jarrod Dukes. Follow Eric on Instagram @methsyndicate, and buy his shirts at methsyndicate.com! Music & Links: Sammy Adams - All Night Longer Blackbear & TMG - Short Kings Anthem Neil Cicierega - AC/VC Nicole McLaughlan - designer Flyleaf - Fully Alive Switchfoot - Meant To Live Jarrod Dukes - Rock In My Cowboy Boots

We try to have a civil conversation with the naked man who lives in Jacob's bathroom.

We discuss 100 gecs Square Garden Minecraft concert, which leads to Runescape and Everquest, which leads to flashgamearchive.com, which leads to Emogame. Shout out to the cum demon and Dromedary Bar. Music: 100 gecs - What's That Smell, Fiona Apple - Relay

Maryn Jones of Yowler calls in to discuss the weirdness of live-streaming concerts, talk about how good Shrek 2 is, and to give a plug for the British game show Taskmaster. Check out Yowler's (previous) Audiotree set on YouTube, and follow on Instagram and Twitter \@yowleryowler Music: Go - Yowler Also mentioned: Avenue 5, Steel statues, Hidden Game

Joelle of @namaste.at.home.dad calls in from quarantine to detail the ugliest outfit of her life and tell the story of how she got her catholic school principal fired. Follow Joelle on Instagram at @namaste.at.home.dad!

After updating each other on how our quarantines are going (and a surprise Discord visit from friend-of-the-pod Dustin Wong), Jacob attempts a dangerous audio experiment and is punished with a curse.