Crying In My Car: A Podcast For Teachers

The boys discuss building empathy in students, as Devin hunts endangered species. A teacher gets the ax after posing nude with one. Which classes should they teach in school? And a middle school lock-in sleepover replaces Dante’s 9th circle of hell.

In this special live recording, we ponder the best ways to prove you’re a teacher, and hint: Blood Alcohol Content is one of them. A principal in China gets walked all over, literally. And we discuss teachers that changed our life, or made us fear for it.

We laugh and cry over the worst/best cities to stretch your teacher paycheck, learn a little about teaching in Vietnam, and discover how a middle school teacher became a billionaire and now the woman of my dreams. Teachers, take time out from contesting your overdraft fees and give this new episode a listen and a share.

Early podcast recording times leave me delirious, but the listener will win with this one. Teachers come out to support my comedy, but leave me in hot water. Grads bash teachers with their speeches, but are they wrong? And can gossip get a kid suspended? If so, let’s play operator!

You can listen to this podcast, but first you must recruit four more teachers to sell this podcast for you. Sound like a pyramid scheme? It is. Listen in as we binge wine, and tell you the secret to retiring early. Hint: It involves selling your organs. Listen now to the only podcast approved by Kim Jong IV.

The beginning of Summer Break is here, but at what cost? Will Devin ever get his checklist completed without seeing red from the yellow? What happens when a Principal decides to take a strip club detour on the field trip, and let’s hand out some end of the year trophies to your favorite teacher pet peeves.

Kids’ recitals are the worst. Everyone agrees, and by everyone I mean Mike and myself. Mike tells us of the time he “dominated” local theatre, and the end of the year means the kids have checked out, but we check out long before them sometimes (all the time).

Teachers take to the streets and get a little help from our WTF (Way Too Factual) picketing signs. A teacher makes six figures teaching Dungeons and Dragons, and we discover a crepe catastrophe.

A teacher list of slang goes viral, we all mocked him but then discovered that we might not know what these kids are saying either. Ever have a teacher go off the rails? Are you that teacher? Don’t throw your phone at a child, plug in the headphones you took from a student and take a listen.

How many D’s can just one student draw on a desk and why does it have to be so lifelike? What lengths will one teacher go to just to get away from his students? And this podcast is nice and short, because I know, as a teacher, you probably have to pee.

How many assault charges does it take to become an effective high school coach? And what type of parents do you meet at a PTC? We break them down, with only a minor slow down in the “scohol” zone.

The ultimate field trip, or the shafting of the century? We decide for you. And like the Masked Magician, I pull back the curtain on the correct way to spell “manner”.

Food in the classroom? Some say nay, some aren’t me. And is boxed wine really food anyways? Lastly, why are the walls in Devin Siebold’s class bare? Ingenious move, pure laziness, or just a constant reminder of the personal jail he works in? Tune in to find out it is all of the above.

We know which movie you left for your sub to show, but what are they REALLY showing and do the kids even remember the time you played Showgirls? Also, is teaching a job for women? We let the men decide.

Second careers are a necessity in the world of teaching, we discuss the most unusual ways to make money and mock the scam that is the school fundraiser, all while munching on $36 cookie dough.

Two men discuss women’s dress code because it is par for the course in today’s society. Also, MASH says we are poor and live in a shack now so our opinion doesn’t even matter.

Oregon Trail brought dysentery to classes nationwide, but a classroom full of free laptops could be the redemption we need. Hilarious and insightful, the boys take a tech trip down memory lane.

A first year teacher’s awesome battle with a video game addiction, the wrong way to communicate grades to parents, hysterical sexual innuendos in class, and how to eat lunch on your student’s dime.

Welcome Episode explores advice for new teachers that could result in prison time, Storytime about students in mugshots, and news about a teacher that won 10k reading the terms and conditions.