Crying In My Car: A Podcast For Teachers

With the MUCH anticipated break upon us, Devin and James cover all the holiday season hang ups that drive you wild as a teacher. Sounds like Christmas and all other holiday-related parties are out at school as well... What do we even have to look forward to anymore? New cars as Christmas gifts, day dream pay raises in North Carolina, teachers on Only Fans, and a Hungarian teacher strike round out this week's Teachers in the News. And Devin sends you off with his beautiful rendition of a Teacher's Night Before Christmas.

Bri, @honestteachervibes was so good, we decided to renew her contract for another episode. We kick things off with an intense story from Devin about a trip to Disney that was less than magical. You'll be shocked to find out what happened, TWICE.   Teachers are back in the news with an educator that taught for a combined 77 years and the middle school, high school, and collegiate levels. We cover a TA that brought their stash to school. Finally, we talk about a newly approved teacher housing initiative in Texas that is giving us revers Stockholm Syndrome vibes.   We close out the show with Devin’s list of ways teaching is like Disney World – Teacher Theme Park edition. Trust us it is indeed a very small world when you can’t escape a student, especially when randomly seated next to them on a ride.

The exceedingly popular and hilarious TikTok teacher Bri Richardson (@honestteachervibes) joins the show this week. We catch up by learning about how students and teachers treat an internet famous substitute in their school. James is shocked to find out that it's not all autographs and fist bumps. In Teachers in the News, teachers are finally getting paid by winning large cash awards for implementing innovative teaching strategies. Like the Million-Dollar Man, Tennessee is trying to make new teachers better and stronger than they were before. And we learn that you should be very careful after an oversized breast augmentation surgery, especially if you're a shop teacher. We close out the show by trying on southern accents and phrases that will have you wondering what actually happens south of the Mason-Dixon.

We share a story sent in from a dedicated, first-year Special Education teacher and single mom of 3, who commuted an hour to work, was forbidden to take lunch breaks or bathroom breaks, and was not paid for any of the time she worked after quitting from the questionably illegal mistreatment! After Alabama makes it into Teachers in the News, Devin cracks some jokes about teaching there with his list of Top 10 Signs You Know You're Teaching in Alabama! *Disclaimer: No offense to Alabama. Devin is a professional comedian. Please refrain from sending hate mail.*

We vent about a new rule at Devin's kids' school that turns Devin speechless from outrage. At the end, Devin delivers the top ten ways teaching is just like going to space. Warning: You're going to want to empty your bladder before listening because these will cause uncontrollable laughter!

Finally something to which parents, teachers, and students can all agree. School starts too early. The California Teachers Association apparently has the answer to solving the teacher shortage. Find out just how simple it is in Teachers in the News. And, to end the show, Devin outlines the top ten ways to know that your school starts too early. Get out your best grading pen and some paper, you'll want to take notes.

James is in recovery from making school lunches for his three children, and Devin is still picking metal shavings from his teeth from a former cafeteria blunder. Turns out, the corn does indeed have the juice, but you probably shouldn't drink it straight, no chaser. This week Devin shares the story of a sloshed social studies teacher in your favorite, Teachers in the News. We try out some bad english teacher jokes, and share the story of a paraprofessional that kept getting promotions only to get paid less each time. We run work out the math, and it will shock you!

In the hunt for Halloween treats, Devin and James know exactly where to find the full-size candy bars. Admin keep picking this week to be spirit week because every teacher wishes their soul would leave their body while sugar-highs ravage classrooms across the country. School fundraisers are still the talk of the teacher's lounge, and Devin shares his walk-a-thon pledge horror story. Teachers are STILL making the news and we are and we continue to fight the battle over what is appropriate reading material. We cover what might be considered "Teachable Moments" for everyone, and close the show with the top ten ways to know how your teacher might be unqualified.

Fall means that school is back into full swing whether you like it or not. Devin announces a new podcast format as well as new additions to the Crying in My Car roster as we welcome comedian and parent, James Yon to the show. Teachers in the News is back and better than ever with the things you didn't realize you needed to know from across the globe and Devin and James tackle the dreaded after school pick up line. To close things out, we try out the latest workout craze, Classersize. *Classersize may, or may not, be a registered trademark of Crying in my Car Enterprises INC...

On today's podcast I interview the Secretary of Education, Miguel Cardona, and we discuss the current state of teaching across the US and what teachers can expect going forward. The video of the interview can be found on Youtube and Devin's socials. Devin discusses his amazing Grad Bash experience, and details the upcoming Bored Teachers Tour.  Lastly, Teachers in the News has great vibes coming from South Carolina (for once) and a shockingly low salary in Missouri.  To support the podcast go to patreon.com/cryinginmycar and don't forget to tune into all the comedy videos posted weekly on Devin's youtube.

Teadching is under attack and people think that we are indoctrinating children. Devin dives into why this is absurd, but also why some teachers may be pushing back too hard. Teachers in the news has a teacher running for scholarships, a teacher that won't mute the music, and a long standing debate on whether or not student teachers should be paid. 

Izzy B stops by the podcast to discuss publishing your own book, and his crazy new video series online called Stories4Space. Devin talks about mental health in the profession and a student's plea to a teacher. We also discuss the Bored Teachers tour and some backstage drama. 

Devin discusses the highs and awkardness of doing some amazing sold-out shows with Bored Teachers. Teachers in the News has Indiana stepping aside from a teacher protection, a teacher with a very interesting tissue dispenser joke and another teacher making threats on Linked In.  Subscribe to the podcast at patreon.com/cryinginmycar Tour info and book at devincomedy.com

We discuss teachers knack for sitting as far away from a speaker as possible. Greg details married life. Devin discovers that a Yoga teacher's boyfriend is essentially insane. And much more!  Subscribe to the patreon at Patreon.com/cryinginmycar and find Devin on tour at DevinComedy.com

Devin performs in a Moose Lodge and discovers a changing vibe with teachers and the public. We discuss a massive raise for teachers and the dillema of teachers collecting cash. Lastly, Devin discusses the upcoming Bored Teacher Comedy Tour.  patreon.com/cryinginmycar

On today's podcast Devin dives into a fascinating interview with Greg, a long-time international teacher from the states. Teachers in the news sees a downsizing of virtual classrooms and predatory colleges. And I discuss a freezing trip to Chicago to perform for future teachers.  patreon.com/cryinginmycar for zoom parties, giveaways, and tons of extras!

Devin has a unique heckler for the ages, and you can hear all the details. Watch the exchange over on the patreon. Patreon.com/cryinginmycar Devin discusses teachers wanting to switch careers. A teacher gets away with a big crime. And lastly, a snowman finds it's way to a Florida classroom.  For more info on a doctorate in education visit GMercyU.edu

Teachers everywhere can learn a lesson from the great Tire Kingdom revolution of 2022. Devin Does Dallas and lives to tell about it. A testing prep company lands teachers in federal prison. Virginia sets up a hotline to report teachers. And I interview Andrea Caspari Spears, a fellow stand up comedian and a teacher.  For more info on obtaining your doctorate in education, head to GMercyU.edu

Devin has a new experience awaiting him with Air BnB in Phoenix. Killer shows in Chicago and shout out to those teachers. Cate Blanchett decides to "dress like a teacher" and a teacher finds a connection to her students through make-up. Lastly I speak with BetterCallHall, the viral teacher on tik tok.  For more info on your doctorate with Gwynedd Mercy University visit: https://accelerated.gmercyu.edu/executive-doctorate

Devin starts kick boxing class as the worst mid-life crisis decision ever. Frustrations boil over with school districts and their plans to keep teachers in the classroom. And I chat with Honest Teacher Vibes from Tik Tok and Bored Teachers.  For more info on an advanced education degree online, please visit gmercyu.edu