I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki

"Grifts Away" (to the tune of Dobie Gray's "Drift Away") Day after day he files lawsuits For anything, nothing, and/or everything Through it all he has never paid his dues His lawyers snarl and cringe He’s still the same   They give him some treats, then give him some more As he tricks them, doing nothing at all, and grifts away They give him some treats, then give him some more As he tricks them, doing nothing at all, and grifts away   He demands your donations all the time Then brags that he’s much richer than you He goes on spouting bigly lies Tells you what you must do Or else he will sue   They give him some treats, then give him some more As he tricks them, doing nothing at all, and grifts away They give him some treats, then give him some more As he tricks them, doing nothing at all, and grifts away   And when his bank’s wiped clean He knows who to see – the mob and Vlady They’ll help carry him through If he grabs US by the pu$$y   He’s far weaker than a silly string Far dumber than a deformed, comatos