I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki

“Right the Right” Been off course for a while Siri’s a woman So, they go in the opposite direction They don’t know where they are Or where they’re heading But would rather wreck than admit they were wrong   Let’s control the wheel and right the right They need our help; they’re too drunk to drive Let’s control the wheel and right the right They should prob’ly sleep it off tonight   Approaching a red sign Instead of stopping They shout “OCTAGON!” Sirens flashing Figure they’re for someone else, so they speed up Start firing guns, yelling “BLUE LIVES MATTER!”   Let’s control the wheel and right the right They need our help; they’re too drunk to drive Let’s control the wheel and right the right They should prob’ly sleep it off tonight   They’ve been off course too long Tank’s about empty Yet still believing thoughts and prayers will refill it So, they then close their eyes while behind the wheel ‘Cause apparently cars don’t drive cars; Jesus does   Let’s control the wheel and right the right They need our help;