I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki

“Erratic Days” Playing Candy Crush at a quarter to two on Monday afternoon Before throwing Skittles about the room, shouting, “Where in the f*ck’s the blue?” Next saying, “I guess orange will do, and this purple sh*t too” All while watching cartoons he calls “news”   Unpredictability on speed Yes, no, yes, maybe   He’s up one minute, the next minute down He goes sideways and then diagonal The guy has had some erratic days   He’ll sniff uncontrollably at a nationally-televised speech And then be unable to blow his nose for a couple to three weeks He’ll run a MAGAt marathon in his sleep And strain muscles when he breathes He only ever works in his dreams   He’s a loose cannon awake or asleep Yes, no, yes, maybe   He’s up one minute, the next minute down He goes sideways and then diagonal The guy has had some erratic days   He’s up one minute, the next minute down He goes sideways and then diagonal The guy has had some erratic days   He’s had some erratic days January through December For as long as The Jesus ca