I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki

“Senseless Mind Syndrome” His IQ is in the high teens What’s left in his head constantly shrinking A confined vocabulary Just two-letter words, maybe three   He’s ignorant of everything From physics to human anatomy Thinks Einstein was just bread with cheese That femurs were types of monkeys   It’s outdated, dissipated His brain had its day, so he says again, again   He’s concocted another word He may not drink, but it sounds like a slur It’s not a noun and not a verb What it is no one can be sure   He acts like an illiterate If one gets poetic, “He can’t read for sh*t” “Bigly” words are his nemesis Like “ambiguity” or “twit”   When thoughts escape him, they avail him More room between the ears for hot-air to travel through   Thoughts are vacant, he is ancient He is his own worst enemy Not a victim, but a villain An enemy to you and me To everybody   It’s outdated, dissipated He is his own worst enemy When thoughts escape him, they avail him An enemy to you and me He’s a villain of cognition An enemy to you a