I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki

“Harassing All Women and Girls” She’d rather suffer a migraine, gout, and kidney stones than shake his hand She’d rather get a full-face tattoo of a$$ than smell his stench She’d rather recreate “Titanic” sinking than hear him scream her name They want nothing to do with him; he’s harassing all women and girls   She’d rather skydive without a parachute than feel his lips on hers She’d rather always hallucinate than see his tiny mushroom She’d rather be waterboarded than hear the torture of his words She’d rather serve a life-sentence than spend just one second with him   He’s a third-world, sh*t-hole country, only in semi-human form They want nothing to do with him; he’s harassing all women and girls   She’d rather die a virgin than be within six-feet of his “wherever” She’d rather have hair like Fester than feel what’s on his head She’d rather spin in F-5 tornadoes than for him to twirl her She’d rather forever sleep than find him in her bed   He’s a sh*t-hole country, only in semi-human form They want nothi