I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki

“He’s Jesus Nowhere” Lesu anchiteze Ese es quien es “Trump Jesus was arrested by the Roman government” (…yllaer ton tuB) …eH ma I dnA   They chant his name when he arrives Give him all the money they don’t have Thinking that will help them to survive Though he doesn’t care that they’re alive (Pay up!) For all his suits (Pray now!) That he hears you (Pay up!) So he can win (Pray now!) The world will end   The guy thinks all the poor are weak That they all smell like fruit and veggies Loves no one but his stinky self He even hates children and elves   The church goes in flames When he decides to step in it The Bible doesn’t say Lard Cheeto F*ckstick is the savior   He says what the deaf want to hear “Race don’t exist; whites are superior” He’ll brag he’s a self-made man, raking in billions by himself Gone bankrupt six times; asked for daddy’s help   He breaks every Commandment daily He’d f*ck his own family Would steal from a children’s charity He’d even say “Jesus Christ is me!”   The church goes in flames Whe