I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki

“Stormy At Birth” Melanie’s at home with their son So, where’s he gone? Getting milk, food at the store? No, he met a porn star instead In a bed Husband, father of the year   He whips out his mini-mushroom Then saying, “I was in the pool” Pretending he was cool He was finished before they started Saying “Sign this and tell no one”   Life changed after his baby’s birth Storm alert One-thirty K to shut her up This could hurt his chances of…with Who’s the b*tch? Melanie or Melanoma?   He whips out his mini-mushroom Then saying, “I was in the pool” Pretending he was cool He was finished before they started Saying “Sign this and tell no one”   He whips out his mini-mushroom Then saying, “I was in the pool” Pretending he was cool He was finished before they started Oh, God, yes, he is so screwed   Books https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO   Twitter https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki   Facebook https://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki/   Blog https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/   You