I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki

“Withholding the Bribery” Speaking, he was only speaking “I’ll give you that if you give me this,” no quid pro quo Dealing, he is always dealing “Four-hundred million for Biden’s dental records” Reeling, his story is reeling Like the Pinocchio-who-cried-wolf on steroids Covers, he’s running for covers But the bed he made he will now have to lie in   (Oh, boo-hoo) He’s withholding the bribery One even the blind can see Guilty of fraud and conspiracy Obstruction and being a pu$$y   He never thought he would be caught He thought everything could be bought Forgot technology exists Thought TikTok was a clock for kids   Impeached for his crimes on two counts (Lock!) Then acquitted by soul sell-outs (Him!) He must have some dirt on them (Up!) Lady G’s blow-up doll named Gym   Morals not a part of his life He’d rather die than say he lied About to face his comeuppance “Mother’s disappointed,” says Mike Pence   A criminal (Lock) He is a criminal (Him) A criminal (Up) He is a criminal (Now) Each accusation is a confess