I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki

“34 Felony Crackdown” [Part I] Whoo, whoo-whoo, whoo-whoo Born in a mansion, the son of a king His shadow was opportunity All the failures were greeted with a shrug No consequences for all his f*ck-ups   The three-millionth time was no charm The truth hatched, he’s more screwed than a chick at a farm   34 felony crackdown There’s no misdemeanors to be found His life of crime finally has a price A rat behind bars, afraid of the mice   Whoo, whoo-whoo, whoo-whoo His vests were always legal-proof His Pampers, rat-hair, and clip-on ties too Thought he’d get away with everything Then he got smacked on the a$$ by Stormy   The three-millionth time was no charm The truth hatched, he’s more screwed than a chick at a farm   34 felony crackdown There’s no misdemeanors to be found His life of crime finally has a price A rat behind bars, afraid of the mice   [Part 2] We are his, we are his loyal dumb sheep Do all he says, still believe we are free If he says “Inject Tide!” to clean our clothes We’ll get naked and ask, “W