The Tom Barnard Show

They say how you look can make or break you. This is especially true when you're in a cloud of mustard gas and your gas mask won't fit quite right. It's also true when you go to Hawaii and start evangelizing about "their" pizza. In both circumstances, it can't hurt to have a watch that notifies the police when you fall over. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices