The Tom Barnard Show

You know who Punxsutawney Phil is, even if you don't know the name (much less spell it). He's the groundhog. The one with the shadow. He's also died numerous times. What, you thought groundhogs lived over a hundred years? Most famously, he was murdered by Bill De Blasio. Normally it would have been manslaughter, but a groundhog isn't a man. Plus saying a groundhog was "murdered" is funnier. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices