The Tom Barnard Show

There are some things you just shouldn't do. Don't run from the cops. Don't support terrorists. Don't eat people. Even if those people appear extra tasty, just don't do it. Chew on a nice tin of tobacco instead. Sure you might get gum cancer, and sure the price may have gone up 25 times since you were a kid, but it's better than the alternative. Marginally. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices