Martini Shot

So, how do I do this?  On the one hand, I want to share something about a certain network.  This certain network ordered a pilot recently based on the caveman character in the Geico insurance ads.  Have you seen them?  Kind of funny.  The idea is that if you're a caveman somehow living in today's world -- I don't mean like a caveman, I mean an actual caveman, with eyebrow ridges and stringy  hair and like that -- anyway, the point of the commercial is that if you were such a caveman, making your way in the modern world, you'd have to deal with a lot of prejudice.  People thinking you're stupid or oafish or dazzled by fire or whatever...