The Tom Barnard Show

They say all the world's a stage, and its people merely actors. That doesn't mean you can't necessarily choose your role. Have you ever wanted to be Mickey Mouse? Have you ever wanted to step inside what might as well be the modern equivalent of a brazen bull under the scorching Florida sun? As long as you don't have IBS, this opportunity is open to you. And if that doesn't sound good, you can always get a job at a local newspaper. Oh wait. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices