Simon Mayo's Confessions

This week we start the New Year with a brand new batch of Confessions. The confessions include a Police predicament, a canine calling card and piano teacher's hair-raising trip. We take a look at the items on the Parish Notice Board, listen to some of the reactions to the confessions, Simon reads some more 'non-compliant confessions' and we have our first (U) rated mini-confession. Plus a shipping forecast themed confession from the Crypt. If you have a Confession or want to get in touch with Father Simon and the Collective, then email confessions@bbc.co.uk