Kate, Tim & Marty

We’re bringing the chaos today, betch! First up, the results are in from our pumpkin carving contest between Ricki, Tim, and Joel—who came out on top with the most creative (and borderline scary) design? We’ve got the winner and all the laughs. But that’s not all! Ricki tells the absolutely gross story of what happened after she went a little too hard at the Coldplay concert… and let’s just say the cab driver wasn’t impressed. Plus, things are heating up across the pond with effigies of UK personalities being burned, and apparently, Oasis is next on the list! We also stumbled upon the strangest accessory of the day—a necklace that actually gets erect. Don’t ask, just listen. And in DNA shockers, a couple who already have kids together recently found out they’re cousins! Yep, things get weird, and we’re here for it.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.