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A parakeet refuses to clean the floor, a 70-year-old man goes to jail to get away from his wife, a new Target employee gives a play-by-play of his first week on the job, and teenage Mike catches his girlfriend cheating.     SHOW NOTES Introduction Scott Hofmeister’s podcast, “Mindthunder Radio” Follow-up “Why won’t my parakeet eat my diarrhea” introduction 3 reasons why your parakeet won’t eat your diarrhea Trumped up Putin is a stronger leader than Obama Trump remarks on Phyllis Schlafly at the voter summit. Trump’s super secret plan to defeat Isis Trump only takes his heart medication half the time. Stupid shit my friends post If you don’t love freedom, MOVE! Headline of the week ‘Rather be in jail’: 70-year-old man robs bank to get arrested and away from wife, police say Poorly Summarized news Guy documents his fist week of work at target Eye candy Nevada SolarReserve photographed by Reuben Wu   Special