Being Jim Davis

Garfield: Oh, what ho, Sir Arbuckle!Sir Jon Arbuckle: Kindly do not address me in that familiar way, Garfield. I happen to know that once again you've yielded to the awful temptation to steal a muffin! .....Garfield: Oh, rot![Garfield tries to steal the muffin from Sir Arbuckle's string]Sir Jon Arbuckle: What are you doing?Garfield: Er ... dinner!Sir Arbuckle: Dinner? This isn't the dining room.Garfield: Isn't it? Oh. Thought I could smell blueberries.Sir Jon Arbuckle: The dining room's over there. You can't miss it. There are people having dinner in it.[A lengthy pause]Sir Jon Arbuckle: What comic is this, Garfield?Garfield: Nothing special... usual sort of Sunday affair, bit of slapstick, suspicion of wordplay, that's all.Sir Jon Arbuckle: Perhaps you have hidden depths, Garfield, is that it?Garfield: I don't think so. No one's ever mentioned it, anyway.[Both stare at the reader expectedly for several beats. Blackout.]Today's strip