Being Jim Davis

    Jon Arbuckle: Die, monster! You don't belong in this world!Garfield: It was not by my hand that I'm once again given flesh. I was called here by humans who wish to pay me tribute.Jon Arbuckle: Tribute?! You steal men's souls and make them your slaves!Garfield: Perhaps the same could be said of all religions.Jon Arbuckle: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!Today's strip