Being Jim Davis

Who the fuck bakes a pie the weekend immediately AFTER Thanksgiving?? Let alone an intricate lattice crust job like this one, amiright? A goddamned psychopath, that's who. I mean, look, I'm not saying it's one-hundred percent certain that Jon Arbuckle was about to have sex with pie, but, come on, we both know Jon Arbuckle was definitely about to have sex with that pie.Anyway, if you've managed to avoid hearing this Chuck Berry number thus far in your life, I highly recommend not clicking on that link so you can continue doing so. Just a really dreadful number.   Today's stripBillboard top 100 for 1972