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Justin attempts a covert nose wipe, Kanye West pirates some software, Mike’s dad robs a bank, Chris Christie gets held hostage, and Leonardo DiCaprio doesn’t own a gas-guzzling yacht (he just borrows it).     Show notes Hear more Kendall at thenarrators.org Follow-up Daily Kos: But Who Has to Carry the Feces? Foreign Policy: Who Does No. 2 Work For?! Trumped Up The Federalist: Take a Flamethrower to Trump ABC News: The History Behind the Donald Trump ‘Small Hands’ Insult CNN: Marco Rubio Mocks Donald Trump for ‘Wet’ Pants Inquisitr: Donald Trump Trashed on Twitter by ‘Modern Family’ Writer Danny Zuker Is This A Thing? This is Tomatan, and He Will Power You Through a Marathon—with Tomatoes Poorly Summarized News WSJ: Chris Christie Asserts He Was Not, in Fact, Being Held Hostage by Donald Trump Mashable: Whoops! Kanye Tweets Photo Showing Him Using Pirate Bay  Vox: Rich Climate Activist Leonardo DiCaprio Lives a Carbon-Intensive Lifestyl