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Maria psychoanalyzes a pickpocket, Tim Cook gives the FBI the finger, Manny Pacquiao disparages homosexuals, Justin reveals his “super” powers, and Mike flubs the Pledge of Allegiance.   Follow-up “Oh, Reggie, fighting for your country…you’re such a pussy“ ACHOO syndrome: Why some people sneeze every time they see the sun Trumped Up On Apple On the Pope On Planned Parenthood On Rachel Maddow Trump threatens an independent run Poorly Summarized News Apple: a message to our customers Stupid Shit American Loons on “Dr.” Schulze Quackwatch on “Dr.” Schulze Is this a thing? Gay animal sex Nike cuts ties with boxer Manny Pacquiao Headline of the Week Fearing cannibalism, aquarium cancels octopus sex show on Valentine’s Day