Rum Doings

In our 154th ever Rum Doings, our topic is whether term time holidays should be met with the death penalty. We begin with some wonderful news about John's financial windfall, then move on to our expert discussion on primary schools, about which we both know nothing. John has a good moan about his painful arm, and then for some godforsaken reason Nick insists on going on and on about Scottish independence. We abuse more idiots on Twitter, and then introduce a new law that all new immigrants must go to key parties.