Ro-mansplaining

Lexi Smelch brings some things to our attention, the history of "good enough for government work," Leslie does some math to find out Forks' actual diversity, La Croy or La Quah, we explore Adam's genes and his hatred of his name, Moe Welch would not be married to Leslie, we get a peek inside the terrorscape of Leslie's imagination, Leslie points out an issue with the timeline of the movie and discovers she should have been running ops for the CIA, Adam knows all the worst parts of the bible, Bella gets a new name, Adam gives Edward some good communication advice, we coin the phrase "face down in the muffin," and meet America's favorite family: Ken and Barbie Brown.