Loren Feldman

"TWITTERRRR" Twitter, Twitter, Twitter. Twitter I want to relate All I do is hate. Twitter I look for friends I only find dead ends. Twitter, you have nothing to say. You tweet it anyway. Then I see it, and I rage. Twitter, Twitter, Twitter. Cool people and interesting views, fun stories and jokes that kill, Isn’t like that, you are mentally ill. I have no followers, that’s okay. I’m better off that way. If you slip, and tweet it wrong, They’ll make sure that you are gone. Twitter, Twitter, Twitter. Twitter, you have nothing to say. You tweet it anyway. Then I see it, and I rage. Hours and hours, billions of tweets. You’ve wasted time, quite the feat. Hundreds of millions, on a site that’s free. No two will ever agree. Why am I here, what does it mean? I wanted connection, I got Nazi memes. Twitter, Twitter, Twitter. Twitter, you have nothing to say. You tweet it anyway. Then I see it, and I rage.