Straight Off The Top Of My Headlines

In this episode we take cyber-pony to the Kentucky Derby, we arrest the bad coyote from Looney Tunes, a dolphin becomes a sex offender, all “goofballs” must be shot on sight, the media lies, J-Law gets arrested for hacking Kate Upton’s nudes, a galaxy is living its best life, we discuss the proper rules and regulations of scallops, goats are perfect companions, planes become the highly pressurized tunnel of love, and Carolyn Hax thinks I’m a dud. Follow me on: Twitter - @AJ_Ganaros Follow the show on: Twitter - @StraightOffPod Facebook - www.facebook.com/straightoffpod Tumblr - straightoffpod.tumblr.com GMail - straightoffpod@gmail.com Find the show on - Soundcloud - Apple Podcasts - Google Play - Stitcher Article Links: https://www.cbc.ca/news/technology/foal-permafrost-1.4797543 https://gizmodo.com/museum-visitor-falls-into-giant-hole-that-looks-like-a-1828462859 https://www.newsweek.com/horny-dolphin-forces-closure-popular-beach-after-rubbing-people-1091384 https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-cana