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Calculator salesman Mark Mallowcup is turned into a cyborg by Japanese physicist Michio Kaku before teleporting through time and space to the soon-to-be Lost Colony of Roanoke in the year 1588 AD. The only thing standing between the Colony of Roanoke and the army of sentient, blood-thirsty Gatorade Machines hell-bent on its destruction, is a half man, half calculator with a score to settle.