Movies N Sh*t

(Sung to the tune of the teenage mutant ninja turtles cartoon opening credit song) Criminals in National Treasure, criminals in National Treasure, criminals in National Treasure, thieves of independence... Turteltaub power! It’s Nic Cage, free masons, and Sean Bean! Diane Kruger uses lemons, so they can read, Exposition’s handled real well, while stealing documents from Harvey Keitel! Criminals in National Treasure, criminals in National Treasure, criminals in National Treasure, thieves of independence... Turteltaub power! Jon Voight thinks they’re pregnant like they’re teens! Urban Outfitters supplies our hero’s jeans, Nic cage plays it straight but that’s cool, Made up facts, cooler than what you learned in school! Criminals in National Treasure, criminals in National Treasure, criminals in National Treasure, thieves of independence... Turteltaub power! (Note from Kelly: sorry ya'll about Patrick's less than awesome audio this week. We're working on it.....should be even better than normal next week!)